Found April 09, 2012 on Sportaholics Anonymous:
Watching the Washington Capitals in the NHL Playoffs is hazardous to my health.Each of the last four years, I have become so engrossed while watching the Washington Capitals during the playoffs that my reactions have caused me severe mental and physical distress.  My disorder has even affected those close to me. Examine my case history:2011 Eastern Conference Semifinals, Game 4 versus Tampa Bay Lightning.  This was not a very enjoyable series to watch, and by the time Game 4 was played, I had reached my boiling point.  When Tampa Bay tacked on the last goal in a blowout win to clinch the series, I found the nearest inanimate object - an empty plastic cup - and smacked it across the room.  My wife asked me later if I was alright, thinking something had fallen over.2011 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, Game 4 versus New York Rangers.  This was an eventful game in an eventful series.  Washington fell down 3-0 but slowly came back, eventually tying the game to force overtime.  While do...
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