Originally written on The Hockey Program  |  Last updated 11/11/14

NEWARK, NJ - NOVEMBER 28: Zach Parise #9 of the New Jersey Devils skates against the New York Islanders at the Prudential Center on November 28, 2009 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
Simply we wrote a little something to describe the Free Agent Frenzy. We hope you enjoy it and again "Seasons Greetings!". ============================================== Twas The Night Before The Frenzy Twas the night before the frenzy, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a GM who's a mouse! The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In the hopes that Zach Parise would soon be there.   The children were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of free agents danced in their heads. And mamma in her kerchief and I in my cap. Had just settled in and hoped our team did not take a crap.   When out of the lawm, there rose such a clatter. Holy jesus! Its Gary Bettman asking what was a matter. So like a Hurricane, I tore across in a dash. Hoping too boo him and hit him so he would make a loud thrash.   The full moon rose like an omen over the writer's beats. As news sunk in of many team's defeats. Teams that were so hopeful of sig...
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