Found January 31, 2013 on PSAMP:
If you're gonna run a light switch cover business, you gotta make sure the phallic switch is in no crotch-al areas of the background picture. LIGHTS ON JAMES NEAL TOTALLY SCORED LIGHTS OUT AND THE GOALIE ROBBED HIM. I mean get real. Go Pens.
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