Now that he’s retired from the NHL, former Dallas Stars center Mike Modano has a lot more free time to focus on the important things in life—golf, his smoking hot wife Willa Ford, and Halloween costume ideas that involve afro wigs, some spray-on tan, and a pair of sexy purple speedos.
Yeah, that’s way more Mike Modano than I wanted to see…impressive bulge notwithstanding.
Modano’s freaky outfit was inspired by the pop-duo LMFAO, whom you may know from their hit single Sexy and I Know It. Being on the wrong side of 40-years-old that I am, I had never heard of this band, but apparently many people have because their song is quite popular (not too mention catchy as hell).
Hey, if Mike Modano is comfortable enough with his body to try and pull off a costume like this, then more power to him. Personally speaking, I could have gone my entire life without knowing if Modano was circumcised or not. Now, thanks to this photo, that mystery has been solved, whether I wanted it to be or not.