KARL ALZNER RUMORS & GOSSIP
The saga of Karl Alzner, a Bowflex, and Dale Hunter's departure
The Washington Capitals announced today that Dale Hunter will not return to coach the team next season. The notice of Hunter's departure, although not entirely unforeseen, was abrupt- coming just two days after the Caps were eliminated from the playoffs by the New York Rangers in Game 7 Saturday night, and being relayed to General Manager George McPhee just a few hours before...
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18 days ago
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18 days ago
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Key question for Capitals in offseason: Will Hunter return?
Some of the Washington Capitals will look back at their playoff run and say they knocked off the Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins and fell one goal short against the No. 1 seed in the Eastern Conference. Not Karl Alzner. The 23-year-old defenseman sees the Capitals' 2011-12 season as one half-empty. "I'm going to view it as an underachieved season, in my opinion...
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20 days ago
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20 days ago
DMV: Braden Holtby Has A Baby And Karl Alzner Has A Neckbeard
Karl Alzner’s playoff beard ranked as a top-five playoff beard. [Puck Daddy]
Braden Holtby’s fiance has a baby boy, Benjamin Hunter. [Caps Insider]
Here’s the best Photoshop imaginable of lil’ Benjamin Hunter. [RMNB]
Caps “have a very special young goaltender in Holtby.” [Russian Machine]
Matt Hendricks is having a hell of a playoff run. [Caps...
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21 days ago
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21 days ago
Karl Alzner Returns Home From Triple-OT Loss To Rangers And Finds This…
Poor guy. After Karl Alzner of the New York Rangers had just played in a marathon game against the Washington Capitals and lost in the 3rd overtime, all he wanted to do was go home and fall asleep. To his surprise though, he returned home to find his dogs had terrorized his house. Kind of cute, kind of sad, and kind of funny.
H/T Hot Clicks
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29 days ago
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29 days ago
Karl Alzner's Dogs Take Out Frustration of Triple-OT Loss on Capitals Defenseman's Apartment (Photo)
Karl Alzner and the Capitals suffered a tough loss on Wednesday night after falling to the New York Rangers in three -- yes, three -- overtimes. But the worst of it for Alzner may have been still to come, when he arrived home to find his apartment in ruin. Alzner's two dogs had apparently been unable to contain their excitement during the game and, left to their own devices for...
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29 days ago
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29 days ago
INSULT TO INJURY
Capitals player's dogs destroy house
If it wasn't bad enough for Karl Alzner to lose a triple overtime heartbreaker to the Rangers, he arrived at home only to discover what his dogs had been up to.
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29 days ago
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29 days ago
Caps want to take advantage of wear and tear on Bruins
Alzner Shoots (Photo credit: clydeorama)
The Washington Capitals have done a lot of talking and at times whining during this series that I don't hear the Boston Bruins doing this as much. I haven't watched them enough this season to know if it's their modus operandi or not. If the Capitals think they are going to run the Boston Bruins out of the building they are sorely...
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April 25, 2012
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April 25, 2012
Alzner tells Lucic to stop crying
The Washington Capitals might want to have Karl Alzner review a few of Lucic's fight video's because the last thing that Lucic is; is a whiner. I got a chuckle out of this as well. Alzner is probably lucky that he was rescued by the ref before Lucic got a hold of him. If Alzner is confused he can confer with Paul Gaustad of Buffalo.
"Well, there's a lot of [proof...
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April 17, 2012
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April 17, 2012
Karl Alzner calls Milan Lucic a crybaby, could be in for a beating (Video)
Karl Alzner may earn respect from his teammates for standing up to Milan Lucic on Monday night, but he may have also signed himself up for a beating. During a chippy 4-3 Boston win that went back and forth all night, a scuffle broke out late in the third period. Per usual, Lucic was at the center of it. When Alzner came up behind him and put him in a headlock during the dust-up,...
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April 17, 2012
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April 17, 2012
Dirty, Rotten Karl Alzner
When a man in a suit walks into a room wielding a Tupperware (or was it Rubbermaid?) container full of baked goods, everyone’s guard is instantly let down. When the lid is popped and cupcakes emerge, the assembly turns into my third grade classroom (hi Ms. Thomas!). In this Cake Love/Georgetown Cupcakes-mad town, there is no surer way to win friends and influence people than with...
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March 13, 2012
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March 13, 2012
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