Found August 14, 2008 on DECLINED:
Goodbye, Ocho Cinco....HELL-O, Sashen'ka Ovechkin!

My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad, pretty cute despite the missing teeth, and he's looking for a Russian wife. OOO, ooo! Pick me!



I don't know, Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having that lovely jacuzzi, then it's all worth it...
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