Originally written on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 8/6/14
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I think Chris Farley said it best in Billy Madison when he said, "that Lindsey Vonn is one piece of ace." Yeah, you get it. Some high schooler named Parker in Colorado agrees with Farley. Parker attended his Homecoming with Lindsey Vonn in tow. Say what?!

Vonn, 27, is an Olympic gold medalist skiier agreed to be Parker's date 30 hours before the dance. She detailed her account of the story on her Facebook page:
Yesterday I visited the Vail Ski and Snowboard Academy and while I was eating lunch with all the students a 15 year old boy named Parker asked me if I would be his date for their homecoming dance which is tonight. When Parker asked me he was cute, nervous and very polite so of course I said YES! :) All through school growing up I never got the chance to go to a school dance so I'm excited for tonight! :) xo LV
Parker, that twerp. This stunt will look better on any resume than a grade point average or extracurricular activities. And as for the "after dance report", we're guessing that Sir Parker didn't get that that piece of ace.

Vonn is married.  Who knows what Parker has up his sleeve though?  There's always next year, right?

Propers to USA Today


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