Originally written on Fox Soccer  |  Last updated 11/17/14
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(Eds: With AP Photos.) By JOHN LEICESTER AP Sports Columnist The next time Luis Suarez gets the urge to sink his teeth into an opponent, let's hope his victim is someone other than Branislav Ivanovic. Because finding words that rhyme with the Serbian defender's name is tricky. Spinach? Twitch? Stitch? Inventing suitably humorous chants to poke fun at the Liverpool striker is going to test football's wittier fans. But if there was ever an absurd, ridiculous and laughable story that cried out for their creative and poetic talents, then Suarez biting Ivanovic's arm in the Premier League on Sunday was it. My best effort so far - ''He's red, he's white, he really likes to bite, Luis Suarez, Luis Suarez.'' Too obvious. ''Red is his color, Dracula's the name, with his sharp little fangs, he puts you off your game.'' Could be catchier. ''He got the itch, in the middle of the pitch, for a taste of Ivanovic ...'' Definitely not. Still, be thankful for small mercies. The Liverpool st...
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