Found February 05, 2013 on Larry Brown Sports:
Nigeria pulled off an unexpected upset on Sunday when it beat Ivory Coast to advance to the semifinals of the Africa Cup of Nations. If the Super Eagles can find a way to win two more games, they will bring home the Africa Cup of Nations trophy for the third time in their nation’s history. They may also be treating the people of their country to lots of free action. According to YNaija.com, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (we’re shocked that exists, too) was so excited over Nigeria’s win against Ivory Coast that they promised a week of free sex if the Nigerians go on to win the entire tournament. “We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition,” a statement from ANP secretary Jessica Elvis said. “To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.” The odds may be stacked against Nigeria, but the African nation certainly has ple...
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