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Boomer Esiason dunked his banana in a WFAN toilet and Al Dukes ate it

Here's buttless Boomer Esiason dunking his scissors held banana in a WFAN toilet. And here's Al Dukes first grasping the fruit with paper towels (which do not prevent the transfer of E. coli), peeling it (spreading germs), and then eating some. Note Esiason touching his mask with his hand...defeating the purpose.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or...
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Toronto Maple Leafs fans finished singing the US anthem after technical difficulties

Toronto Maple Leafs fans finished singing the US anthem after the singer's wireless mic crapped out.Here's a better, from the crowd view of the greatness that is sports.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Kate Upton invites you to come play with her and her crew of excited friends

Kate Upton begs you to tell her: Do you want to come and play?Game of War ad ft. Kate UptonFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Adrian Peterson does not want you comparing him to Ray Rice

Adrian Peterson to the USA Today:I take full responsibility, because I spanked my child, and no matter what my intentions were, I end up leaving those marks on his legs,” Peterson said. “That’s the bottom line.“That’s not what I tried to do, but that’s what ended up happening. Don’t put me in the same (category as Ray Rice).Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories...
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If you're going to practice **** magic, here's a primer on doing it right and safel

**** Magic, ft. Randy Marsh. South Park.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Mike Francesa made up things in order to scream at 'Artie in Brooklyn'

Artie in Brooklyn predicts the Marlins, after enjoying 4 years of a 'lesser cost' Giancarlo Stanton, will trade the young slugger to one of the big market teams -- all with GS waiving his no-trade benefit because he'd tire of losing in Florida.Mike Francesa? Screams that Artie claiming Stanton would "opt-out" is ridiculous because Giancarlo would be in line to collect all that latter...
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FAIL: 76ers so bad, Papa John's forced to alter their win and save 50% off promotion

How bad are the Sixers? The 76ers so bad, Papa John's been forced to alter their win and save 50% off promotion. It is now...if Philly scores 90 points. [Crossing Broad] Luckily for the city of brotherly love, the unmotivated defense of the NY Knicks is on the way.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Bill Cosby now facing rap allegations: WAFF

WAFF, where the 2nd F is for Fail, h/t Al G Bill Cosby facing rap allegationsFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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1-10 Raiders idiots Khalil Mack & Sio Moore almost celebrated that one win away

Chiefs' final drive, down 4, the Raiders sack quarterback Alex Smith...on third down. The idiot Raiders duo of Khalil Mack and Sio Moore celebrated 15 yards down the field as Smith, smartly, hurried the 4th down play up.It took a Justin Tuck called TO to save the two dopes from a penalty [BSO]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Brutally uncomfortable video of Bill Cosby, end of interview with AP, asking reporter not to air rape questioning portion

After an interview with the AP in which Bill Cosby said he had no comment on allegations of rape. As the interview ends, still mic'd, Bill presses the interviewer, Mike Francesa like, to make that portion of the tape disappear.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Mike Francesa: "Defense travels and The Raiders can't run the ball...game's a rout" #Tankmush

Defense travels. If any portion of a team is going to suffer from a letdown or a lookahead -- it's the defense. The component that exists on a motor. A motor that can be turned down, mentally. Unless you've been in the business 30 years, like NY's #3, then you miss that point, apply the Tankmush and proclaim:Game's a rout.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories...
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The Post's John Crudele Calls for AC to Become a Pot Smoking Paradise

Greetings! Atlantic City features a famous boardwalk by the sparkling Atlantic Ocean, with miles of white sandy beaches. Take a trip to Atlantic City and toke up!It’s time AC grew up. No, I’m not lecturing the gambling city or New Jersey officials about taking their lumps like grown-ups, or anything like that. What I mean is, AC should mature and become a destination for adults...
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Mike Francesa thought caller meant Final 4 when he asked about a New Year's Day Bowl game

Jake in Boise asks Mike Francesa, "What non-power 5 conference team has the best chance of making it to a New Year's Day Bowl game?" 2 minutes of bowel movement like straining, "UMMMMMMM.....UHHHHHH," Francesa states, "I thought you meant the Final 4 and I was like wait a second, 'What are we talking about here?'""What non-power 5 conference team has the best chance of making it...
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Appreciate Denison's Brad Woolard's no-look, over-the-shoulder circus shot from last night

Denison's Brad Woolard thought he was fouled...tossed up the over the shoulder no-look circus shot from last night...Denison defeated Washington & Jefferson at Livingston Gymnasium, 76-65.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Knicks Coach Derek Fisher is a Joke: Craig Carton

The Knicks? A joke. The head coach? A joke. The president? A joke. So said Craig Carton this morning. And you know how you know he's right? No, not a new HC and a 3-10 team with a lack of talent...a new HC and a team that has, in the past week, used 'not motivated' and 'tired' as excuses.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return...
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Auburn Fan 'Tammy' Goes off on ESPN's Paul Finebaum for Lack of Respect for Tigers

Auburn fan Tammy blew a gasket screaming at ESPN's Paul Finebaum for his perceived lack of respect for the Tigers.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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What if 'Big' was about a girl (like Evan Rachel Wood) instead of Tom Hanks' Josh?

'Big' ... featuring Evan Rachel Wood and sex offender Darren CrissFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Nets fans don't come out to see coaches...but they did come to boo Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd returned to Brooklyn boos (and the win) last night.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Arizona's Rondae Hollis-Jefferson Dunked on 7'6" Mamadou N'Diaye

Arizona's Rondae Hollis-Jefferson dunked on UC Irvine's 7'6" Mamadou N'Diaye, the tallest player in the NCAA.And the live call.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl hits incredible 'trick' shot from the upper deck of Tigers arena

Auburn coach Bruce Pearl hits incredible 'trick' shot from the upper deck of Tigers arena.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Meet Smart Pipe -- The Internet Connected Toilet

Every time you hear a commercial for the Nest Learning Thermostat or Smoke Detector or DropCam...think 'Smart Pipe.' Pump the **** right out of your house.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Retired St. Louis Rams C Jason Brown learned how to farm from YouTube, donated 46,000 pounds of sweet potatoes to charity

Retired St. Louis Rams C Jason Brown learned how to farm from YouTube, donated 46,000 pounds of sweet potatoes to charity. Steve Hartman met Brown, who quit the NFL to tackle a new field, literally. First Fruits Farm. Awesome.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Mike Francesa, snowblower

Window thrower, window washers, and snow blowers. These are a few of NY's #3's (Mike Francesa) favorite things. A Boomer & Carton montage.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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Young ping pong player loses, knocks umpire out of his chair

A young table tennis player loses his match...then knocks the ref out of his chair. The parental response is overwhelming. [Bleacher Report]The act will be investigated by a Committee of umpires and referees of the Russian Federation.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return to the Top Sports Blog
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ESPN reporter Marisa Martin 'jokes' in tweet FSU shooter 'heading for Jameis '

ESPN reporter Marisa Martin tweets joke about FSU shooting and Jameis Winston. ESPN reporter jokes about FSU shooting, then deletes her Twitter acct after outrage pic.twitter.com/TVqY046xiU— Jon Passantino (@passantino) November 20, 2014 ESPN’s @UACampusConnect says reporter Marisa Martin's "account was hacked” when making FSU shooting joke, her account has been deleted—...
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