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Dude calls for homosexual, African American Mr. Met mascot types

Oh boy. Eric Holden, writing for ticket sales site AXS, wants a gay Mr. Met, right now.Mrs. Met helped turn New York into a Mets town, even when the team was mired in a years-long slump. The introduction of a new female mascot helped build excitement in the ballpark in the mid-1960s, and liven up the mood of a fan base that hadn't yet seen a winning team take the field.Flash forward...
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Nickelodeon launches search for best teen female soccer star as Team USA wins Women's World Cup

NICKELODEON PRESENTS SOCCER SUPERSTAR, DEBUTING WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, AT 9PM ON NICKTOONS’ NICKSPORTS BLOCK Olympic Gold Medalist Heather Mitts Hosts Search for Best Teen Female Soccer Player in Special Four-Night TV Event All-Star Judges Include Marcelo Balboa, Angela Hucles and Dan Metcalfe Following Team USA’s win of the 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup, Nickelodeon presents...
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SI's Andy Gray, 1010 WINS' John Montone, & Crossing Broad's Kyle Scott rag Tiki Barber on SNY's 'Oh Yeah...'

Agahzi Giorgios, Dave Rothenberg, John Montone and more all get on Tiki Barber's NY Giants bridge burning of 2007...But it is Crossing Broad's Kyle Scott who gets the best rip off for SNY's Oh Yeah...2. "Here's a guy who left his pregnant wife in the dust so it's really no surprise that he'd do it to his former team."Bam.And yes, that is current colleague Marc Malusis saying Barber...
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Dumbass Nick Kyrgios quit at Wimbledon

Nick Kyrgios quit after receiving a warning about swearing in the second set of his fourth-round match at Wimbledon against Richard Gasquet.The Guardian believes that Kyrgios could be subject to a $250,000 fine from the International Tennis Federation for giving up during the match. Hug or no hug.Kyrgios started trying again and took the third set, but Gasquet closed out the match...
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Dude attempts dunk over Mustang, winds up in the car

Going to the jump over a convertible once too often, this guy winds up inside the Mustang.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Ben Payne the latest idiot to celebrate early, lose race

American Ben Payne dominated the Peachtree 10km race in Atlanta Saturday and, only metres before the line, started to celebrate. Much to the delight of British Olympian Scott Overall. And Overall couldn't let it go at that...trolling Ben further on Twitter. Pleased to take the win today at the Peach tree 10km. Always run through the line! #Peachy pic.twitter.com/HBRozJKSvv— Scott...
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POP! goes Giants $60MM offer to moron Jason Pierre-Paul

Despite NY radio talk show geniuses proclaiming, Francesa like, that the NY Giants would not pull their $60,000,000 offer to idiot Jason Pierre-Paul in light of him blowing himself up, the team has, wisely, done just that.Ian Rapoport of NFL Network notes that the offer was for $60 million and the Giants pulled it after Pierre-Paul injured his hand in a fireworks accident over the...
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WFAN's Chris Moore amused himself with a caller's pronunciation of Yasiel "Puig"

Anthony in Bloomingdale sets WFAN's Chris Moore off with his mispronunciation of LA Dodger Yasiel Puig's name.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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WFAN lets Brian Jones fill-in, he jokes about killing animals with fireworks

Former Raiders, Colts, Saints player Brian Jones is one half of the all new Gio and Jones morning show on CBS sports Radio with Gregg Giannotti.The duo is filling in on WFAN today where Jones waxed poetic about blowing up animals in Texas with fireworks. Good stuff.Poor Gregg.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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American Men’s Soccer Needs to Learn from the Women

Congratulations to the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team after blowing the Hiroshimas and Okinawas off of Japan yesterday! Now, why the Hell can’t the American Men even come close to doing the same? The American soccer fan (if you want me to call it “Futbal” stop reading right now) mindset is that America doesn’t train in the same fashion as our European and South American...
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OK, Danica Patrick is now doing handstands in a bikini on Daytona Beach

3 months ago, Danica Patrick did a forearm stand in yoga shorts. Last month, she'd moved on to headstands. (Daniel Tosh was not impressed, but you were.)Well... Danica is now doing handstands in a bikini on Daytona Beach. Oh, and she's got better abs than do you. Bam.[More Bob’s Blitz Babes]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Charlotte McKinney Is GQs 'Girl of Summer'

Charlotte McKinney, the most overrated model on the planet, is GQs 'Girl of Summer.'[More Bob’s Blitz Babes]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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FOXADHD 4th of July message: USA racist, fat, drug addicted slobs

Folks have their panties in a bunch over Al Jazeera's 4th of July message that the USA is a bunch of racist, fat, drug addicted slobs. What about when Animation Domination High-Def does it as Captain America?Same message, dummies.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Austin Dillon walked away from this big wreck at the Coke Zero 400

Austin Dillon walked away from a terrible wreck at the finish of the Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway.Jeeze.Dillon's take on crashes? "Our speeds are too high, I think."[The Andrew Doughty]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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White Sox Adam Eaton greeting brother Zachary, captain in the US Air Force, Saturday July 4th

Chicago White Sox outfielder Adam Eaton discusses greeting his brother Zachary, a captain in the U.S. Air Force, before the game on Saturday July 4th. Bam.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Al Jazeera's 4th of July message: USA racist, fat, drug addicted slobs

Americans Show Why USA Is The #1 Country In The World by AJ+Seems like a company who knows a thing or two about lawnmowers. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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YouTube user 'dodgerfilms' told to Cease & Desist by LA Dodgers

YouTube user 'dodgerfilms' sums up his channel like this, "I film myself catching home runs and I often put up highlight videos of individual games that show the whole experience of what it's like to be a season ticket holder in the left field pavilion at Dodger Stadium. I love the Dodgers, but I respect fans of all baseball teams and I enjoy talking to you all about the best sport...
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Ryan Braun gave a fan a ball...which was tossed back on the field so, Ryan Braun gave a fan a ball

Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun tossed a ball to a Cincinnati Reds fan yesterday. When dad gave the ball to his little one...the kid threw the ball back on the field.Only to have RB retrieve it for them. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Matt Harvey pitched with a double chin AND a bloody nose Saturday

Mets pitcher Matt Harvey had a nose bleed while pitching on the mound against the Dodgers' Andre Ethier in the 2nd inning Saturday. Harvey went on to lose to LA, 4-3, bringing his season tally to 7-6 and his career record to 19-16.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Because golf is stupid, Robert Streb sunk a 30-ft putt ... with his wedge

Robert Streb had to play the final nine holes without a putter at the Greenbrier Classic on Sunday because he broke his. Golf rules do not allow players to use a backup during the round in which a club is broken.So he hit a variety of putts with his wedge, including a 30 footer. And if you just said, 'Ah, that's not that stupid a rule.' How 'bout this? The Classic went to a a four...
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Watch how excited this dog is that USA's women won the World Cup

It is a well known fact that Labradors like Deuce love women's soccer.[Twitter]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Phil Mushnick zinged Mike Francesa yesterday

Phil Mushnick zinged Mike Francesa yesterday:FOX Sports 1 now does to Mike Francesa what Francesa does to callers. Last week, FS1 twice interrupted him in mid-sentence to cut to women’s World Cup updates.Bam. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Giants idiot Jason Pierre Paul blows up hand with fireworks, but not before classic pro pyrotechnics posts

NY Giants idiot Jason Pierre-Paul was the illegal fireworks spokesperson on Instagram this past weekend. Talking about fireworks on the ground... Shortly later, Paul Schwartz was reporting:Pierre-Paul, the Giants’ 26-year-old star defensive end, suffered a serious but apparently not career-threatening hand injury Saturday night setting off Fourth of July fireworks at his South...
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Rory McIlroy ruptures ankle ligament playing soccer because golfers are not athletes

Rory McIlroy posts, "Total rupture of left ATFL (ankle ligament) and associated joint capsule damage in a soccer kickabout with friends on Saturday. Continuing to assess extent of injury and treatment plan day by day. Rehab already started..... Working hard to get back as soon as I can." Because golfers are not athletes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email...
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Stream Sid Rosenberg live Mon 7/6 to Fri 7/10 -- you'll be glad you did

The Blitz' Kevin Canessa caught up with Sid Rosenberg 2 weeks ago and we advised that if you haven’t tuned into the Sid Rosenberg Show on 640 Sports WMEN South Florida -- chances are you’ll be very surprised what you hear when you do.A week ago, we joined the aforementioned Rosenberg personally on his show. Now pay attention. Next week WFAN's Boomer & Carton AND Mike Francesa...
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