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Tea bag...Phil Simms almost swallowed an entire one

Phil Simms almost swallowed an entire tea bag. [Barstool Sports]3 double bagged cups of Bigelow Organic Green Tea at 1pm on is brilliant stuff.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Dell Rapids (SD) low extra point Cansecoed good off opponent's helmet

During the second quarter of Friday's game against Milbank (South Dakota) High School, Dell Rapids High School managed to overcome a low extra-point attempt. Because the ball careened off the helmet of an unfortunate Milbank players helmet.Cansecoed some might say.....It's just not your night. Dell Rapids went on to win by a score of 51-0.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive...
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Mark Wahlberg left Bob Kraft hanging so Tom Brady photochopped himself to the rescue

Mark Wahlberg left Bob Kraft hanging Sunday. Tom Brady came to the rescue today.Post by Tom Brady.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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144 were 'Heismanned' in the Boomer & Carton Knockout Pool ... They forgot to vote .....

Last year, Boomer & Carton called on The Heisman Trophy Trust to revoke Mike Francesa's voting rights. Today, 144 people were knocked out of their NFL Knockout pool because they forgot to vote. Heismanned.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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WFAN's Harris Allen is shocked Mike Francesa is unaware of the Jewish holiday

WFAN sports anchor Harris Allen is shocked Mike Francesa is unaware of the upcoming Jewish holiday, Rosh Hashanah.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Idiots Apparently Paying $410 Bucks for Mint Derek Jeter Game Used Socks

Derek Jeter is perhaps the most clutch performer to ever don the pinstripes and consistently coming up big in big spots. (What?)Jeter continues to produce at a staggering clip getting more than 3000 hits racking up countless awards and accolades and breaking records on what seems to be a nightly basis.This Derek Jeter product is guaranteed authentic and an accompanying tamper-evident...
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Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve jump swung

Hit and run on, Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve jump swung. Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Official Video: Cubs bullpen catcher Chad Noble snagged a foul ball in the most casual manner

Cubs bullpen catcher Chad Noble snagged a foul ball, casually. Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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After besmirching former FBI director Robert Mueller, Mike Francesa handwaved Jim Nantz

Mike Francesa has feuded with Jim Nantz in the past (see J.J. Watt). Sunday, after the NFL appointed former FBI director Robert S. Mueller III to conduct an investigation, Francesa went at Nantz yet again. And after Nantz came back with better than the average caller's questions, a frustrated Francesa did what he always does. He got rid of Jim but continued to repeat his point...
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Geno Smith Pancaked an Old Man on the Bears Sidelines

On the first drive of the night New York Jets’ quarterback Geno Smith hit his target.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Wallkill (NY) Mighty Mites Attempt to Run Through a Banner Doesn't go so Well

This is after a 24-0 win for the Wallkill Mighty Mites (ages 6 & 7). The team runs through a banner. Attempts to run.Words really can hurt...the future of Wallkill Panther Pride!Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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PHOTO: Senator helps LSU fan with his keg stand

Senator Mary Landrieu helps LSU tailgater with keg stand. Yes, for real. Republican consultant Ellen L. Carmichael obtained the fun pic. Actual photo of Sen. Mary Landrieu helping a supporter conduct a keg stand pic.twitter.com/VKxoNipFFy— Ellen L. Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) September 21, 2014 Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Adam Schefter: NFL Players Had Access To Rice Video a Week After the Attack

Adam Schefter on Mike & Mike today:You would have to think at some point somebody here will be in trouble over this. The security guy clearly knew exactly what was going on. Leadership, management, did what it could to conceal and push it through. I think that Ray Rice's track record helped him here, that they cared about him. They wanted to believe that it was an isolated...
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Giants rookie Chris Dominguez had his 1st career HR ball defaced -- and it's wonderful

Chris Dominguez, rookie on the San Francisco Giants, hit a two-run home run during the seventh inning of yesterday's game against the San Diego Padres. His first career HR. He got the ball back. With a surprise. Andrew Baggarly, SF Giants beat reporter for Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, tells the story via Twitter.Chris Dominguez's first major league hit is a two-run shot off...
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Derek Jeter denies he gave gift baskets to one-night stands

They had to stay for seconds? Derek Jeter denies he gave gift baskets to one-night stands:“Like I’m giving them signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” (Jeter) laughs, incredulous. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there...
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No Joke: Polish Americans Scored Every Point in Pats / Raiders

ICYMI: Every point in Raiders / Patriots was scored by a dude with a surname ending in 'ski.' Important: Every single point in Raiders-Patriots was scored by a "-kowski" http://t.co/9MIJTX0xBd pic.twitter.com/e51C6n3yHZ— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 21, 2014Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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"F*ck it, I quit." KTVA reporter Charlo Greene quits on-air, reveals herself as owner of Alaska Cannabis Club...

KTVA reporter Charlo Greene quits on-air, reveals herself as owner of Alaska Cannabis Club.The AK Cannabis club "provides, educates, and empowers their patients with compassion, knowledge, and cannabis. Delivery for VERIFIED clients."Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Rams TE Jared Cook shoved QB Austin Davis

Rams tight end Jared Cook shoved QB Austin Davis after dropping easy touchdown pass yesterday during their collapse to the Cowboys.[Next Impulse Sports]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Ray Rice to argue elevator footage was edited in dumbest strategy ever

TMZ calls the report that Ray Rice will argue that the elevator footage was edited the 'Dumbest Defense Ever.' Staff writes:He's right. We did edit the video ... and we made that point crystal clear in our original post -- the same post where we also INCLUDED the raw unedited version showing Rice KOing Janay Palmer. As we initially reported, the original raw video was...
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South Park roasted the Washington Redskins during their Season 18 Preview

Lacking a trademark can suck. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Mark Wahlberg left Bob Kraft hanging

Hey. Hey! [Barstool]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Fail: Seattle Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch Had a Dreadlock Ripped Out

Wear hair like that, expect to be picking it up. [via FatManWriting]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Detroit Lions LB Stephen Tulloch injured himself celebrating a sack on Aaron Rodgers Sunday

Detroit Lions LB Stephen Tulloch injured himself celebrating a sack on Aaron Rodgers yesterday. [Pride of Detroit]And it's potentially serious.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Vikings DB Captain Munnerlyn suplexed Drew Brees yesterday

Vikings defensive back Captain Munnerlyn suplexed Saints QB Drew Brees yesterday.Drew wasn't happy. [SB Nation]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Cameron Heyward destroyed Joey Porter with a chest bump

Cameron Heyward pancaked former Steeler Joey Porter with a chest bump last night. [gifdsports]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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