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Mike Francesa doesn't think MLB umpires will be replaced by robots (in his lifetime)

In between talking some fictional $33MM per year Carmelo Anthony contract, Mike Francesa notes that he doesn't think MLB umpires will be replaced by robots in his lifetime. But given that obesity shortens lifespan...Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Donovan McNabb apparently never tweeted anything about that DUI back in January

Donovan McNabb was reportedly arrested in January on suspicion of driving under the influence.Today, the mug shot.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Watch: New Jersey's Action Park 'Cannonball Loop'

Deadspin posted some video of the Action Park Cannonball Loop...And in honor the the New Action Park, enjoy:Action Park: Inside the World's Most Dangerous Amusement ParkandPart 2 -- Action Park: Inside the World's Most Dangerous Amusement ParkFollow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Jesus: On-deck Little Leaguer takes foul ball to the eye

Let's put the on deck circle 3 feet from the batter. Makes perfect sense.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Former NYR Chris “Knuckles” Nilan talked 'booze balls' with Boomer & Carton today

Former New York Ranger Chris “Knuckles” Nilan talked 'booze balls' with Boomer & Carton today. (3:40 mark)Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Asswipes from North Korea's UK embassy told a barber to take a pic of Kim Jong-Un down

M&M Hair Academy in London, acting on our reports that Kim Jong-Un had required all male college students to get hair cuts just like his, came up with a 15% off advertising campaign:Douchejuice North Korean officials visited the salon and called the god damned police.The salon put up the poster on 9 April and the next day two men claiming to be officials from the North Korean...
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Nets Andrei Kirilenko bringing Hooters to Russia

The time has come...Andrei Kirilenko is bringing Hooters to Putin. AK-47 said the first of five restaurants he plans to build in Moscow will open April 28 under a franchisee agreement with Hooters of America Inc., the chain best known for the skimpy tank tops worn by its waitresses. [Bloomberg]Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Real Madrid's Gareth Bale is fast

Real Madrid's Gareth Bale scores the winner vs. Barcelona in Copa del Rey Final. Quickly.Wow.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Check out this new car

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Perhaps the idiot duo of Amar'e Stoudemire & Mike Woodson share a brain

Don't waste too much time trying to figure out Mike Woodson and Amar'e Stoudemire. They're both idiots.Mike Woodson: “Am I the guy for the job? I’m the only guy for the job.” #Knicks— Alan Hahn (@alanhahn) April 16, 2014"We lost a lot of vets," Stoudemire said. "And those vets were definitely key leaders for us. And it was tough for me to be the...
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Yasiel Puig Admired His Fly Out Like a Pro's Pro

You'd think a guy who reportedly went through this would know a home run when he sees one.carmenkiew bwo LBSFollow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Selfie in Front of Moving Train Goes Wrong

We're trying to get him together with Chris.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Keith Hernandez watching a busty Diamondbacks' fan devour a hot dog: "My goodness."

Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez were discussing the $25, 18-inch D-Bat corn dog when SNY and Hernandez spied a busty fan chowing down. "My goodness…"Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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India has released a PSA asking you not to crap in the street

If you visit India either hold it in for the entire trip…or take it to the loo. [BroBible] Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Seeking sacrifice, Mike Francesa would not pay Melo more than max money

This is what a 5 year max deal for Carmelo Anthony with the NY Knicks would look like:22,458,40124,142,78225,827,16127,511,54129,195,921Mike Francesa, NBA gangster, spent almost 4 minutes explaining how he, if he were NYK GM, would want Melo to sacrifice. How? By not forcing the Knickerbockers to pay him more than they by NBA rule can, at any point, pay him. Mike Francesa would not...
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Did a Yasiel Puig associate help make threats aimed at the Dodger 'disappear?'

Two days ago, Los Angeles magazine claimed to tell the fascinating tale of LA Dodger Yasiel Puig's defection from Cuba to the States. The Post summarizes:Puig’s complex tale that led him to the Dodgers includes Mexican drug cartels, murder, smugglers and a staged kidnapping, amazingly helping him land a seven-year, $42 million contract and superstar status....Puig’s journey...
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John O'Reilly asked John Calipari about Rap, Rape, Drugs & Discipline in Kentucky Basketball

John Calipari is hawking his book, Players First: Coaching from the Inside Out. Bill O'Reilly asked the coach how, in this 'coarsened' culture, with the 'rap and hip-stuff,' how he instills discipline. "Do they use 4 letter words towards you?" 'No,' Calipari replied. Because his factory instills stiff discipline. O'Reilly also wanted to know...
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******* in black dress arrested after storming Boston Marathon finish line area with suspicious backpack

This idiot...sarahsfrench's video on InstagramEmbed by embedinstagram.com...forced Boston police to evacuate the area near the Boston Marathon finish line after he ran toward the area with the suspicious package Tuesday night.Boston police looking at suspicious black backpack from a distance. Area still in lockdown pic.twitter.com/oegxxayHBU— Scott Sullivan (@SullyBunz) April...
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Cyclones, July 5th: Keith Hernandez “Magic Loogie” bobblehead

Keith Hernandez “Magic Loogie” bobbleheads will be given away at the July 5th Brooklyn Cyclones game. And? To commemorate the 25th anniversary of Seinfeld‘s TV debut, the Brooklyn Cyclones are having “Salute to Seinfeld Night” on July 9, the date The Seinfeld Chronicles first aired. In keeping with the theme of the evening, MCU Park will rename itself Vandelay Industries...
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John Daly put his ball in a blonde's mouth, hit it

John Daly put a ball in Katherine Michelle's mouth, drove it. [gamedayr]p style="margin:0 0 10px 0;">kath_michelle's video on InstagramEmbed by embedinstagram.comFollow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Golf Digest to Pissed off Golfers: Here's a Behind-the-Scenes video of Paulina Gretzky's Cover Shoot

Behind-the-scenes look at Golf Digest's cover shoot with Paulina Gretzky. [Golf Digest]Meh. First poster, "Better curves on the club." Indeed. Challenge: Find one muscle.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Andrei Kirilenko No Look Pass to Mason Plumlee

Andrei Kirilenko with some Harlem Globetrotter like **** last night against the Knicks.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Oh sh*t Phillies fans watch Dan Uggla hit a 9th inning grand slam to give the Braves the win

Oh **** Phillies fans watch Dan Uggla hit a 9th inning grand slam to give the Braves the win in Philadelphia last night.Make sure to take them all in. From tucked in t-shirt and belt 'Oh ****' guy to the several who just couldn't stand up for all of the fun. [Crossing Broad]Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Damian Lillard offends NFL & NBA greats in new commercial

Portland Trail Blazers star Damian Lillard signed a contract extension with adidas on Monday that will reportedly pay him $100MM dollars. And then he got to offending some NFL and NBA players for pay.Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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Nick Saban covered his genitals while posing with Bama's girls gymnastic team

Nick Saban protected his private parts while posing with Bama's girls gymnastic team [BSO]Coach Saban stopped by practice to talk with our ladies, his insight is amazing and he's a #CHAMPION for sure! pic.twitter.com/HoIwD0jTYF— Sarah Patterson (@UACoachSarah) April 14, 2014Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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