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Text-based alert system to warn Americans who are in 10-mile radius of an NFL player

Washington, DC -- In an effort to provide the general public with critical safety information in a timely manner, sources confirmed Wednesday that an increasing number of U.S. cities are now using a text-based alert system to warn Americans who are in the vicinity of an NFL player. “With this new protocol, residents will be advised via text message to take shelter, stay off roads...
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Kids play with 17-ft anaconda moments after it ate the neighbor's...dog

Kids play with 17-ft anaconda moments after it ate the neighbor's dog. Sebastien Bascoules pulled the 175 pounder out of the Amazon and, voila, new pet. [FTW]Roger Goodell would suspend Bascoules for at least a half.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Derek Jeter must have hated walking in this new NYC themed Gatorade commercial, "Made in New York ft. Derek Jeter"

The endless, ego driven Derek Jeter farewell tour continues with Gatorade | Made in New York ft. Derek Jeter.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Mike Francesa couldn't care less about Reggie Bush possibly harshly disciplining his infant

When he finally made his way in yesterday, Mike Francesa refused to comment on Reggie Bush's declaration that he'd discipline his one year old harshly, but sans bruising, if necessary. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Watch this dude throw his about to be towed via flatbed car into reverse

You are not going to tow me.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Nearly 4 decades after enrolling at BYU, former Bears QB Jim McMahon will graduate

Nearly four decades after enrolling at BYU, former Cougars star and Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon is eligible for graduation.McMahon has completed his course requirements and will get his diploma in either the winter or the spring, according to the Deseret News.Very cool.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Curses: Boston Bruins Fans Swear More than Anyone Else, NYR place 2nd again

The Boston Bruins have the most foul-mouthed fans in the pro sports, according to the latest Reddit survey by a user who calls himself Niehaus. 2nd? The NY Rangers.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Official Video: 9 pitches, 3 K's, 1 inning: Brandon McCarthy's immaculate inning

New York Yankees pitcher Brandon McCarthy strikes out the side on nine pitches to record the Major Leagues' record-setting sixth immaculate inning of 2014 last night against the Tampa Rays.Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Ravens wide receiver Steve Smith: Use elevators to knock your girls up, not out

Ravens wide receiver Steve Smith took to Twitter with a message.You know its not that hard get!!!! Keep your damn hands off women!!!! God made women for you to Lean on them Not beat on them #RealTalk— Steve Smith Sr (@89SteveSmith) September 18, 2014OK, fine. But there's more.The last time me and my wife were in elevator heading to our hotel room!!! We got this guy 9 months...
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Waka Flocka Flame posted on Instagram that he is hiring a blunt roller, $50k per year

Waka Flocka Flame posted on Instagram that he is hiring a blunt roller, $50,000 per year. .embed-container {position: relative; padding-bottom: 115%; height: 0; overflow: hidden;} .embed-container iframe, .embed-container object, .embed-container embed { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; }Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Joe West suspended one game for grabbing Papelbon's shirt

Jim Adair writes, "all baseball players should know that a hefty ump bump will sit you down for a week, while an ump grabbing you by the jersey and shoving you aside will sideline him for a single day." Joe Torre writes:“Joe West handled himself appropriately in ejecting Papelbon after the player’s lewd gesture to the fans. I fully understand that Joe was reacting to...
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Sports radio host Nick Wright joined Boomer and Carton to describe the Adrian Peterson beating photos

Sports radio host Nick Wright joined Boomer and Carton to describe his reaction to the Adrian Peterson beating photos.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Boomer & Carton satirized Mike Francesa's producing, not reading, CBS letter

Mike Francesa, hating FOX and hated by FOX was told by CBS to can the FOX simulcast whining. Mike felt the need to lie and say that the network he works for threatened to sue him. Once outed, Mike stated that he could produce the letter. Not read it, mind you, just...produce it. Boomer & Carton went to town on him this morning.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe...
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Watch Korean mayor Ahn Sang-soo pelted with an egg after moving baseball stadium

Korean mayor Ahn Sang-soo pelted with an egg after moving baseball stadium.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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The Boomer & Carton Pig Spanking was Filmed with a Spatula

A spatula...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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West Virginia Wesleyan DB Denzel Butler went full extension on his 1-handed interception

This past weekend was one for one handed catches. And while we stated yesterday that Indiana ball boy Reid Fawcett completed the best one of the weekend...that was before we came across West Virginia Wesleyan Bobcat defensive back Denzel Butler. Butler added 'full extension' to his interception against against UVA-Wise on Saturday.The Bobcats downed Virgina Wise 23-7.Follow...
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Who ya got? Tiny Hamster vs Kobayashi in hot dog eating contest

Hamster vs KobayashiFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return HomeCurious about the hamster's tiny hot dogs? They were made out of grapes, dates, or carrots. The hamster ate whatever seemed to taste best to him!
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Hacked, Steve Weatherford's Twitter: The Giants are stink and I'm no good! Fly eagles fly!

Steve Weatherford tweets: The Giants are stink and I'm no good! Fly eagles fly!Yeah, he was hacked. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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John Starks says B.I.G.'s "I Got a Story to Tell" does tell story of cheating Knicks WAG

Notorious B.I.G.'s "I Got a Story to Tell" was a little ditty about banging a NY Knicks' WAG. [BSO]Y'all drive in front, I'm a peel with herFind a deal with her, she **** around and steal, huh?Then we all get lacedTelevision's, Versacci heaven, when I'm up in emThe **** she kicked, all the ****'s legitShe get dick from a player off the New York...
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Could this be Derek Jeter's last hit?

After Derek Jeter is hit by a pitch and Joe Girardi is ejected, David Phelps throws a brushback pitch and both benches clear. Because there is no quit in this Yankees club. None.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Official Video -- Cubs fan catches HR, loses wedding ring

A fan discusses dropping his wedding ring on the warning track after catching Jorge Soler's first home run at Wrigley Field.Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Official Video: Orioles clinch East, Adam Jones attacks fans with pies

Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones talks about clinching the AL East title and celebrates the moment with the fans.Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Actually, CBS will tell Mike Francesa how to run his show (though he's lying about being sued)

Mike Francesa, hating FOX and hated by FOX, will not have WFAN as his bully pulpit any longer. Annoyed that Francesa has drifted from the 'this, first and foremost, is a little radio show where TV cameras unobtrusively drop in like they're visiting our living room,' CBS has told Mike to can the FOX simulcast whining. “Sometimes you get a cake or a watch, sometimes you...
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Maxim took the world’s most beautiful surfer Antasia Ashley, to the desert ...

Maxim took the world’s most beautiful surfer, Antasia Ashley, to the desert and things got hot.Goodness gracious.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Reggie Bush Says He'd 'Harshly' Discipline 1-Year-Old Daughter, Not Leave any Bruising

Taco Bell Foundation for Teens™ and Celebrity Ambassador Reggie Bush went on Boomer & Carton today where he said, based on his experience, he'd harshly discipline his 1-year-old daughter Briseis. But don't worry, he will, obviously, "not leave bruises on her."Funny how the biggest proponents of the harshest discipline always wind up spewing things like, "...
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