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How many doofuses does it take to fit a couch that is larger than a car into said car?

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Enjoy Some Barely Legal Pawn

Barely Legal Pawn, feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-DreyfusFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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'We’d have scored quicker' if Rex Ryan brought those garbage blitzes against our 1st team: Bengals O line coach Paul Alexander

Bengals offensive line coach Paul Alexander wasn't happy with Rex Ryan's 'garbage' blitz tactics in this past weekend's preseason game.“Notice he didn’t bring that stuff when our starters were out there,” Alexander said, via Cincinnati.com. “We’d have scored quicker. If he wants to put his starting defense out there and blitz all that garbage against...
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FC Barcelona's Neymar Scored 2 Goals Yesterday that were Harlem Globetrotteresque

The Joan Gamper Trophy 2014 ended 6-0 FC Barcelona over Mexican champions Club Leon. Neymar netted 2 of those 6 goals. Made it look like a Harlem Globetrotters exhibition at the same time.Not once......but twice. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Opie & Jim Norton on Mike Francesa's Played out Ice Bucket Challenge -- A little too late.....

Opie & Jim Norton comment on Mike Francesa finally getting around to the Ice Bucket Challenge.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Jerry Seinfeld is a bit of a douchejuice when it comes to his douchey #59 Brumos Porsche Carrera

The #59 Brumos 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera 2.8 RSR. Jerry Seinfeld drives this stupid looking thing. Like on the streets in the Hamptons. And when a woman almost backed up into it, he reportedly threw a hissy fit. [Page 6]The funnyman was sitting on a bench in East Hampton, across the street from his rare 1973 Porsche 911 RSR, when he spotted another car backing up to park in front...
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Fail: Some dumb **** at the NFL sent out a 'Manziel Fingers the Redskins' email

Some dumb **** at the NFL sent out a 'Manziel Fingers the Redskins' email. [Extra Mustard]This is an email I received this morning. From the @nfl. I received this email, from the @nfl. Okay. @awfulannouncing pic.twitter.com/WGyE5OmxrN— Adam Sassone (@BuffaloAdam) August 19, 2014You'd think by now they'd know -- don't use 'Redskins' in official communications...
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Wall St. Journal paints Boomer & Carton as 'dumbstruck' over Steve Ballmer's Clippers rally

Here's the Steve Ballmer LA Clippers speech Jerry Recco really, really, really, really, really liked. And here's one of Ballmer's older, Microsoft speeches with the same energy.The Wall St. Journal's Paul Vigna was quite tickled with the over-the-top reaction Boomer Esiason & Craig Carton gave the videos...describing Carton as 'dumbstruck.'The L.A. Clippers’...
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Bloodhound Gang back (finally) with 'Chew Toy'

Even if it does sound like a smash-up of several of the classic stuff, glad to have the Bloodhound Gang back with 'Chew Toy.' These lyrics, oh boy: "Smirk, nod, wet my lips like a black running back knows how great he is. With an amazing win back in a stadium fool mother ******* who regret trading him..."Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email...
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Craig Carton offers $1,000 to dump the bucket on Mike Francesa

Craig Carton offered this morning to ante up $1,000 in order to dump the bucket on Mike Francesa when he takes part in the played out ice bucket challenge. $1K is, in our estimation, about $4k lower than what would be raised, minimum, by the already stated raffle Mike plans on.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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FAIL: Watch a compilation of folks screwing up the played out #IceBucketChallenge

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NCAA rules save USF from stupid 'The Team' jerseys

Those stupid 'The Team' jerseys USF apparently planned to don this year?USF @CoachTaggart going w/"The Team" on back of Bulls' jerseys this year pic.twitter.com/5SmMz6c1pK— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) August 18, 2014Yeah, not so much. The fugazi idea violates NCAA Rule 1-4-5, which governs design of football jerseys:According to the rule, a jersey can only...
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Charlie Sheen decimated the played out Ice Bucket Challenge

The ice bucket challenge is over. Charlie Sheen throws down the gauntlet.Please donate to http://www.als-ny.org/Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Bi-polar man arrested after demanding tryout with NY Mets while manic joined Sid Rosenberg on WFAN

 Polarized: Sex, Lies & Family Betrayal—A Memoir of Manic Depression  is the book written by Joseph DeBlasi, originally of Staten Island and now a resident of Long Island. When Joe was a young boy his parents divorced ... his father kidnapped him and forced him to lie about mom in court so he could get custody.While living with dad in the 70s (who had since remarried) Joe...
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Little Leaguer Clayton Broeder wants to meet Kate Upton, right after she finished the Ice Bucket Challenge

12-year-old Little Leaguer Clayton Broeder wants to meet Kate Upton. be careful @JustinVerlander pic.twitter.com/YCv6IHUZL6— Lana Berry (@Lana) August 18, 2014Interestingly, Kate Upton did one of the worst Ice Bucket Challenges and may be available for little league appearances soon enough.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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From the floor video of the Steve Ballmer LA Clippers rally Jerry Recco really, really, really, really, really liked

Here's the Steve Ballmer LA Clippers speech Jerry Recco really, really, really, really, really liked.He also probably liked Windows 8 so...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Watch a freaky Gisele Bundchen got all naked and ..... WTF?

Gisele Bundchen got all naked for Photo magazine.The good..........the bad..........and the WTF?Should have just stuck with Liu.[More Bob’s Blitz Babes]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Dude Perfect Traveled to Gillette Stadium, did Trick Shots from 6 Different Sports

Gillette Stadium Trick Shots -- Dude PerfectFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Craig Carton skewers ESPN, Francesa, & Benigno on Johnny Manziel coverage

After an hour and a half discussion of Johnny Manziel's bird flipping, Craig Carton explains the origins via Keith Olbermann: French shoulders. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Jellyfish sting in slow motion

Watch this jellyfish sting ... in microscopic slow motion.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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NY Post editor finds Phill Simms' Redskins play offensive

Phil Simms says he won’t use the name “Redskins” when doing NFL broadcasts this season and instead will refer to the team exclusively as “Washington.” The Posts' Hondo writes: "That happens to be very offensive to the players, since it’s presently associated with an incompetent President, a skinny-dipping Vice President, a do-nothing Congress and a crack-smoking...
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Boomer Esiason says Johnny Manziel will get his ass kicked if he starts for the Browns

After douchejuice award winning Cleveland Browns QB Johnny Manziel flipped the Washington Redskins bench the finger, Boomer Esiason states that Manziel will, you know, 'get his ass kicked' if he plays against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Adding, Mike Pettine would, ah, 'need his head examined' if he put him in now because Johnny doesn't, you know, 'have a clue...
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Mike Francesa will participate in the played out ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Despite having no idea of the Challenge's rules, Mike Francesa will participate in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Friday. Because, let's be honest, Mike DelGuidice and Big Shot performing at 'Bar A' would drive even Francesa to dump a bucket of ice on his head.Chris asks, "Will he use Diet Coke instead of water?"Hugh writes, "He'd prefer it was the...
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Steve Somers on Mike Francesa's awful radio program, "Mike's gone fishing..."

That awful radio yesterday called Mike's On 'Wicked Tuna?' Steve Somers opined, "I guess Mike Francesa is still on vacation."Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Admit it, you shut Mike Francesa's awful 'The Joy of Fishing' program off yesterday

Mike Francesa returned from his long summer vacation not one ounce thinnger ... to bring some old guys in the studio to talk fishing and their personal golf games.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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