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10-yr-old Elizabeth Blaine on Common Core at Montclair NJ Bd of Ed Mtg: "It Stinks!"

"I love to read. I love to write. I love to do math. But I don’t love the PARCC. Why? Because it stinks," 10-yr-old Elizabeth Blaine said at a recent Montclair NJ Board of Education meeting said."This is crazy!" she continued. "I am one of the most gifted students in my grade (or so my mom says) and I have not even the slightest clue as to what this means." [FOX News]Follow us...
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104-yr-old Stanislaw Kowalski sets 60-metre record for 100+ due to vodka

Torun, Poland -- 104-year-old Stanislaw Kowalski finishes the 100 metres in 32.79 seconds - a 100+ record. And he chalks it up to sleep and vodka.60-metre sprint in 19.72 seconds? Stanislaw set that record as well. Post by Telemundo 39. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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This dog is a better tackler than any member of the NY Jets

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Culture: Megatron is not a fan of your insidious, wretched, surreptitious selfies

Je ne sais quoi you expected, nostalgia with Megatron by way of a selfie is not a good idea.This legacy video confirms.Morbidity is a possibility, but the third is the charm.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Proof we're living in the future

We're living in the the future. Here's the the proof.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Did you get into Johns Hopkins too?! Embrace the fail #JHU2019 ...

Johns Hopkins mistakenly says ‘yes’ ... to hundreds of rejected applicants. 😐 #JHU2019 pic.twitter.com/D4WwX1cR12— Əlmər (@SirRajah) December 14, 2014Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Fail: Artists rendering of Braves new SunTrust Park has Atlanta losing and committing an error...

SunTrust Park will be a state-of-the-art ballpark and a "play, work, stay" and, apparently losing facility for the Atlanta Braves if these new artist renderings are to be believed. [Next Generation America] Yeah, the ballpark is full (cough, cough) -- but check the scoreboard. Score and error... Poorly produced...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or...
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ABC 7 Chicago Mark Giangreco to Bears: Cut Cutler or Cut Your Wrists

ABC 7 Chicago graphic department dumps, under pic of Jay Cutler, 'Cut Him or Cut Your Wrists' as Mark Giangreco calls for Bears to cut JC. Because suicide is never not funny. Especially at Christmas time.[Deadspin]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Callers of the year: Boomer & Carton

Callers of the year: Boomer & Carton. CBS couldn't be bothered with keeping the callers' names in there?Quite honestly, our collection is better.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Good God, WPHT’s Chris Stigall jokes cancer patient promised Phills tix won't live through season

Julie Kramer is the 23-year-old cancer patient that received all of those gifts from Chase Utley on the Ellen Show recently. Included in the treasure trove was an offer from Utley for Julie to attend any Phillies game she wanted to.WPHT’s Chris Stigall stated, unfunnily, “You know Chase Utley’s not going to be around to take the cancer patient to the games. It’s a nice invite...
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As the horror of 9-11 unfolded, Mike Francesa agreed any 'true' American must be ready to fight for their country

The Paley Center For Media has a synopsis of WFAN's coverage of the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks, beginning with Imus and into Mike and the Mad Dog. Some interesting notes from that record:This tape presents coverage of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, and the immediate aftermath, as aired on WFAN-AM's "Imus in the Morning" program, hosted by Don Imus. This tape opens with...
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US Navy unleashes 'GhostSwimmer' an underwater drone ... which looks & swims like a shark

United States Navy unveils underwater drone 'GhostSwimmer' designed to look and swim like a shark. "The Ghost Swimmer vehicle developed by the Chief of Naval Operations' Rapid Innovation Cell project Silent NEMO undergoes testing during an event at Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek - Fort Story. Project Silent NEMO is an experiment to explore the possible uses for a biomimetic...
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Carter Gates, 9-year-old battling leukemia, scored 1st points of Colorado College v Johnson & Wales

4-foot-10 and one-half inch forward Carter Gates, a nine-year-old Colorado Springs resident who is battling leukemia, signed a 'national letter of intent' with the Colorado College men's basketball team yesterday afternoon. Gates was represented by head coach Andy Partee and junior forward James Lonergan, the team's liaison with Team IMPACT, which pairs college sports teams with...
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Millard North HS' Nick Stroeher nails 1/2 court buzzer beater FTW

Millard North High School (NE) Nick Stroeher nails 1/2 court buzzer beater FTW.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Carl Banks called RGIII 'garbage' -- a drama king who fakes injuries

Sunday, during Giants / Redskins, two of the most unprepared folks in radio, Carl Banks and Bob Papa, took aim at at Robert Griffin III in what we'll just call takes two to know one:“Griffin is a drama king, too, I’ll tell you that” Banks said after the Giants’ seventh sack. “He falls down and you think he just got shot, and he pops back up and he feigns injury so much...
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Hacked emails indicate Alex Trebek almost walked off Jeopardy! after sore loser kid requested a do over

Those Sony hacked emails indicate Alex Trebek almost walked off 'Jeopardy!' after a sore loser Kid contestant's mom requested a do over, according to Radar Online.According to the emails, Trebek exploded in anger after he was asked to re-tape a segment of Jeopardy! Kids following an incident with a contestant.The problem started near the end of the show when the contestant was in...
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The Flyers Claude Giroux wiped his snot on a ref

Claude Giroux wiped boogies on a ref last night. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Brooklyn paid respect to one leg, 2 name Nets fan Jeffrey Vanchiro

One leg, 2 name Nets fan Jeffrey Vanchiro apparently committed suicide. In what sounds like the groundwork for a PTSD claim and lawsuit against the Garden, his fiancee Kristi Evans told the NY Times:"He was paranoid. He was erratic," Evans said. "He was frightened. He was horrified. He was a bit delusional. He was having a lot of trouble sleeping. He couldn't sleep at all. When he...
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'Mike Francesa Pentagon' was the Top Most Popular Search On Google In 2014

These Were The Top 10 Most Popular Searches On Google In 2014:Google Trends - Trending Searches, 2014, United States1.Mike Francesa window thrower2.World Cup3.Ebola4.Malaysia Airlines5.Flappy Bird6.ALS Ice Bucket Challenge7.ISIS8.Ferguson9.Frozen10.UkraineNo he wasn't, you dummy. It was Robin Williams. People, overall:1 Jennifer Lawrence2 Kim Kardashian3 Tracy Morgan4 Ray Rice5 Tony...
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The ESPN / Taken 3 NBA mashup ad is an outstandingly embarrassing caricature of the NY Knicks

Liam Neeson promotes the Knicks to the Wizards John Wall in Taken Leave of his Senses.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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J-Lo's Self Cover KOs Yo-Yo Britney Spears' Fugazi Women's Health 'Abs' Issue

J-Lo covers next month's Self Magazine. A facially unrecognizable Britney Spears covers Women's Health with hidden abs the magazine for some reason touts as 'insane.' WH: "Raise your hand if you're over-the-moon, can't-wait, super-freaking-excited to grab a copy of the Women's Health January/February 2015 cover featuring...Britney Spears! Everyone? Anyone?Nope. We'll take Jennifer...
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Woodland (WA) HS' Ryan Sturdivan hits turnaround, buzzer beating, 1/2 court shot FTW

Woodland High School's (WA) Ryan Sturdivan hits a turnaround 3 from half court at the buzzer to win it for the Beavers! (His second half court 3 of the night...) [WHS]Final score: Kelso 47, Woodland 49Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Bill Nye Explains Evolution ..... with Emoji

Bill Nye the Science Guy explains evolution ... with Emoji.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Kate Upton continued her 'Game of War' campaign on Twitter & ... it turned to boobies

Kate Upton took to the cesspool that is Twitter for what is now an incessant ad campaign for 'Game of War' -- and it went pretty much as expected. @KateUpton Why didn't you workout for that commercial? Gotta be some gyms where you live, no?— Larry Veasman (@ljveasman) December 6, 2014@KateUpton We could tell by your bouncing **** when you rode the horse.— Lut Gazoo (@LutGazoo...
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Punks steal donations for Monroe's paralyzed hockey player Mikey Nichols, & we want them

Donation money meant for a paralyzed hockey player Michael Nichols of Monroe was stolen from the Kloos family holiday light display in East Brunswick. For the last 10 years, the Kloos family displays a holiday light show outside their home. Usually there is a padlocked white mailbox outside for donations that the family gives to charities.The white mailbox was ripped from the ground...
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