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Mike Francesa knows about the top-50 poll, he saw it, he heard about it, he didn't see it, somebody told him about it

Mike Francesa knows about the NYDN top-50 poll. In what finishes 2nd for the dumbest sentence ever uttered: He saw it, he heard about it, he didn't see it, somebody told him about it, he had it sent to him so he saw it.The dumbest sentence ever? Here: Francesa first says that the Mets called him to say Terry Collins was kidding about a comment attributed to him by Phil Mushnick...
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Look, Stretch Armstrong got nothing on Birmingham Barons LF Michael Earley

Birmingham Barons left fielder Michael Earley (Double-A Southern League, White Sox parent) made a catch last night against the Jacksonville Suns that cannot adequately be described by text.Your browser does not support iframes.The Suns went on to the 7-6 win.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Hazing? A police lieutenant is out of a job for shooting a 40 mm "less-lethal" bean bag round at another officer

"This can only be characterized as a hazing incident, an initiation incident. I think that type of behavior cannot be tolerated," Rosenberg Texas Chief Dallis Warren said. What are they doing up there? Firing a 40 mm "less-lethal" bean bag round at Officer Erik Marmol. Unfortunately for the SWAT team, someone drops a, "I'll bring your pin tomorrow,"...
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Turn Down For What Fail (Bikini Girls Boat Crash Remix)

Turn Down For What Fail -- Bikini Girls Boat Crash RemixFollow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Eerie Porcelain Dolls Left at Homes of Girls They Resemble

The porcelain dolls left at the homes of eight families in San Clemente and resembling young girls who live there were left there because...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Mike Franceser perfectly parodies the stupidity of Stephen A. Smith's "don't provoke, ladies" commentary

Stephen A. Smith, moron. Mike Franceser? Brilliant. In 2 Tweets no less.I REPEATEDLY SAID TO GET ME A DIET COKE NOW! REPEATEDLY!!!— Mike Franceser (@MikeFrancesaNY) July 25, 2014I apologize foah telling Roe to get me a DC, but when youah ah watchin Yanks/Rainjizz on a Tuesday in July, who else is gonna do it foah me?— Mike Franceser (@MikeFrancesaNY) July 25, 2014Follow us on...
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Rare photo of Mike Francesa eating with the masses snapped on @formerlyfuntime's cell phone

Mike Francesa. He sort of glides when it's lunch time. [Funtime Photog]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Look -- the 2nd greatest miniature golf hole-in-one ever

Is this the greatest mini golf hole in one ever?No, it is not. It is better than this one...but it does not beat this one. And not just because of the vertical filming.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Steve Spurrier: "I went into the player's locker rooms, physically jerked a bunch off."

Wow. [College Spun]Beat Clemson signs. Beat Clemson.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Stephen A Smith to Women: ‘Don’t Do Anything to Provoke’ Men Into Beating You

If he wants it, one of us will give Stephen A. Smith a beating. The piece of shit went on ESPN today and warned women not to do anything to provoke men into a beating. Stephen - consider us provoked.Blitz buddy Michelle Beadle was pissed.So I was just forced to watch this morning's First Take. A) I'll never feel clean again B) I'm now aware that I can provoke my own beating...
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Fail: The NYDN left Boomer Esiason off the print version of their fugazi 50 Most Powerful People in NY Sports list

The NY Daily News had its fugazi 50 Most Powerful People in NY Sports list come out this week. Boomer Esiason was a too low #41. Adding insult to injury, the NYDN apparently left Booms out of the print edition all together. Hondo rips away:Speaking of shady dealings, props to Mike “Lil Him” Lupica for being named the 21st most powerful person in New York sports by his own paper...
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GRAPHIC: Rugby star suffers gruesome hand injury

Chev Walker suffered a nasty gash to his hand during a match Sunday.Well after doing this in the game on Sunday, I thought I was gonna be having an op but just been told doesn't need it pic.twitter.com/jri4BBSSJL— chev walker (@chevwalker) July 22, 2014Told you about that darkside of sports.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Samantha Steele Ponder is confused by blogs taking a strong stand on Ray Rice

Blogs/websites that constantly disrespect women & objectify their bodies, then take a strong stand on the Ray Rice issue really confuse me.— Sam Ponder (@sam_ponder) July 25, 2014Samantha Steele Sam Ponder doesn't get blogs/websites taking a strong stand on the Ray Rice issue. Barstool tries to explain it to her:Hmmmm kind of a strange take here. The woman who was hired...
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Mamaroneck Girls Basketball Player Amanda Bayer is Still Hitting 1/2 Court Buzzer Beaters

Mamaroneck HS (NY) Girls Basketball has folks playing at the US Junior Nationals and rising Senior Amanda Bayer is hitting buzzer beating half court shots.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Pompous prick Michael Francesa told Brian Cashman not to apologize to a WFAN caller Mike had dumped

Phil Mushnick writes, "On Tuesday, [Mike] Francesa threatened to surpass his previous standards for pompous, imperious conduct when he suddenly dumped a caller, “John,” to conduct his regular session with “Cash,” known to the serfs in the Kingdom of Francesspool as Yankees general manager Brian Cashman." Cashman apologized to John...to which Francesa replied, "...
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X-Ray: A woman had held a sex toy inside her vagina for longer than anyone else

A 38-year-old Scottish woman was admitted to the hospital complaining of lethargy, shaking, severe weight loss and having experienced two weeks of incontinence. Doctors found find a five-inch sex toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.The 38-year-old reported using the toy one drunken night with her partner 10 years ago, noting she couldn’t remember whether she had removed...
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Jessica Alba's Prom Picture

What a sweetheart. Jessica's cute too. [Ned Hardy]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Myrtle Beach Pelicans GM Andy Milovich Did Get a Live Prostate Exam, Sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game

Myrtle Beach Pelicans GM Andy Milovich did get a live prostate exam, sing 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game.' [The Sports Daily]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Official Video: Cleveland Indians LF Ryan Raburn Throws Ball to CF...Allowing Moustaka to score an 'Inside-the-park-HR-error'

Mike Moustakas doubles and then comes around to score on a throwing error by Indians left fielder Ryan Raburn. Perhaps the most errant throwing error in MLB history.Your browser does not support iframes.KC 2, CLE 1 in 14.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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NYDN's Bob Raissman shreds Tony Dungy in wonderful piece

Rather than just wishing Tony Dungy would just go away forever, back to the rock he crawled out from under, the Daily News' Bob Raissman took a different approach. Skewering the homophobe in one wonderful column today:When he decided to declare Michael Sam a “distraction,” a code word to distract from his own homophobia and anti-same sex marriage stance, Dungy officially...
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It could be like a reverse mortgage for Donald: Chris Paul, teammates 'talking about' boycott of Sterling owned Clippers

Chris Paul and his LA teammates are reportedly 'talking about' a boycott of any still Sterling owned Clippers. Doc Rivers too.Clippers interim CEO Richard Parsons' testimony Wednesday at a probate court trial looking to determine whether Donald's wife Shelly can sell the team for $2 billion to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer as the NBA looks to force Donald Sterling...
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NYDN thinks Jason Giambi is the 4th most powerful sports person in New York

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse following the NY Daily News' 50 Most Powerful People in NY Sports list out yesterday, they put a second, smaller list into the hands of the fans. And the result? Christian Red had to go and print the list...that included Jason Giambi & Mike Francesa1. Derek Jeter2. Mike Francesa3. Eli Manning3. Henrik Lundqvist4. Jason Giambi5...
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Watch Paul O'Neill hit a hole-in-one at Michael Jordan's charity golf tournament

Paul O'Neill hit a hole-in-one on the 17th at the Shadow Creek Golf during Michael Jordan's charity golf tournament this past weekend. (1:20 mark)The 12th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational benefits Make-A-Wish, James R. Jordan Foundation, Opportunity Village and Cats Care, the NBA Charlotte Bobcats' charity.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe...
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Kitchen Sink: The apocalypse, brought to you by the upcoming Simpsons marathon

After acquiring every single episode of The Simpsons last fall for $750 million, the FXX network (wait, who?) will broadcast all 25 seasons of the show from August 21st to September 1st in what is reportedly the longest television marathon in history.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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A Celebrity's Welcome in Italy for Mike Francesa

A Celebrity's Welcome in Italy for Mike Francesa by NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio. [Matthew F. photography]Oh boy. Wait until Francesa learns Chirlane McCray, Bill's wife, is a lesbian. And that Bill's a liberal Democrat!Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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