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Twitter user @TR0LLTIDE PWNS douchejuice Darren Rovell

Douchejuice Darren Rovell tweeted:How much is the golf biz struggling? Dick’s Sporting Goods just terminated all their PGA pros in their golf sections— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) July 22, 2014TR0LLTIDE replied:@darrenrovell NOT TRUE. I am a PGA Pro working for Dicks and everyone in my region is still employed!!!!— Bear Bryant (@TR0LLTIDE) July 22, 2014Darren, who must read...
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Little Leaguer (GA) Kohl Chambers went over the fence to save a HR, fired in for the game ending DP

Dustin Ackley, Chase d'Arnaud, or Troy Bacon? They got nothing on Martinez-Evans (Georgia) Little Leaguer Kohl Chambers...who robbed what would have been a 2-run home run for Warner Robins in a recent game in the 12U Georgia Little League baseball tournament. The Warner Robins base runner never tags up at third and is thrown out to end the game.Martinez-Evans wins 9-1.OK, ok...
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Oklahoma City's Austin Wates makes a flying catch to rob Michael Choice of a certain hit

Oklahoma City's Austin Wates makes a diving catch to rob Michael Choice in the third inning against Round Rock in Pacific League Play.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Mike Francesa rips Joe Benigno & Evan Roberts for being *******

Mike Francesa calls out Joe & Evan for ******** about working more than 2 hours per day.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Top 10 most boring cities in NJ

Movato set out to name the top ten most boring cities in New Jersey.First, they made a list of the 50 most populated places in the state. Then they collected data from the 2010 U.S. Census (2010) and business listings in these eight criteria:Nightlife per capita (bars, clubs, comedy, etc.)Live music venues per capitaActive life options per capita (parks, outdoor activities, etc...
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Is the George Harrison memorial tree dead?

Three years after Beatle George Harrison passed away, he was honored in Los Angeles with a memorial tree planted at the Griffith Observatory. The tree featured a plaque with a fond remembrance from Harrison as well as the following quote from the Beatle: “For the forest to be green, each tree must be green.”Well, the tree is dead. Of a beetle infestation. According to the L.A...
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Michael Strahan upset to learn that The Rock's beard for Hercules is made of testicle hair

Dwayne Johnson (TheRock on Twitter) revealed today that his beard for Hercules was made of testicle hair.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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WFAN Texter: Joe Benigno best practices didn't last

After we wrote, "We're told WFAN tape guys love Benigno's seal act because removing 'right-right, yep-yep' for guest highlight cuts is so easy. (i.e., Joe right-righting over an answering guest makes for terrible/unusable website clips.)" We received this text from a WFAN source: "Thks. Benigno actually trying hard to not speak over guests. Thank...
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Douche Mode: Marshawn Lynch Apparently Uses Velvet Rope Crowd Control Posts Around his Lamborghini When he Parks

Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch uses velvet ropes to keep the crowd off his Lamborghini Aventador Roadster when he parks. If Twitter is to be believed. And if it is, he is a douchejuice.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Keith Olbermann: Tony Dungy Is World's Worst Person In Sports

Tony Dungy is World's Worst Person In Sports...Keith Olbermann gets one right. [FTW]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Let's watch a buff & sweaty Tim Tebow playing 'Danney-Ball'

Scottsdale, AZ -- Tim Tebow is working out with Ian Danney at Performance Enhancement Professionals. The Buff former QB is buff...Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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The Post's Richard Johnson with one of the dumber McIlroy / Wozniacki pieces

The Post's Richard Johnson writes in McIlroy on the rise after Wozniacki split:Rory McIlroy’s victory in the British Open on Sunday proved that he made the right decision in May when he called off his wedding to Danish tennis star Caroline Wozniacki after the invitations had been sent out.Yep, that proves it.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Gay rights pioneer Mike Francesa chilling with his good bud Tony Dungy

The noted gay rights pioneer, Mike Francesa will certainly have a lot to say about that asshole Tony Dungy today. Funtime Photography grabbed this sneak pic.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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It's a miracle: Grandpa throws down his crutches and dances...dances...dances...dances

Dancing grandpa shocks at a wedding. [Extra Mustard]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Mike Francesa's diet reportedly not going well

The Mike Francesa 'after' reveal occurs later today. According to Funtime Photography, the diet did not go well.The noted gay rights pioneer, Francesa will certainly have a lot to say about that asshole Tony Dungy today.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Chip Caray reports that Evan Gattis missed 17 games because he had dicks in his back

Tony Dungy is not going to be happy. Due to bulging dicks in his back, Evan Gattis missed 17 games. Unacceptable. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Travis d'Arnaud has one less HR because of Dustin Ackley

Seattle's Dustin Ackley robs Travis d'Arnaud. Robs.Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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The Indians' Zach McAllister threw the wildest pitch since Carly Rae Jepsen

The Indians' Zach McAllister threw the wildest pitch since Carly Rae Jepsen the other day. [Cut 4]Seriously, check this form.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Only missing Letterman's Velcro suit, Brock Holt with the incredible catch of a Dan Johnson fly ball

Brock Holt with the incredible catch of a Dan Johnson fly ball winds up on the wall.Your browser does not support iframes.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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FXX Will Show All 25 Seasons of The Simpsons in One Gigantic Record Breaking Marathon

After acquiring every single episode of The Simpsons last fall for $750 million, the FXX network (wait, who?) will broadcast all 25 seasons of the show from August 21st to September 1st in what is reportedly the longest television marathon in history....552 episodes of the series will air 24 hours a day, seven days a week for a full week and a half. In addition, Variety reports that...
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Explosive Video: Hot air balloon crashes into power lines in Massachusetts, 5 injured

At least five people were injured when a hot air balloon came in contact with power lines in Clinton, MA, on Saturday, July 19. (Explosion is at the 1:25 mark.)FOX News reported:Power outages were reported in the area surrounding the crash after the incident. National Grid reported that roughly 600 customers lost power in the area, though all had their power restored by Sunday morning...
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Howard Stern: FOX News host Howard Kurtz 'doing' Fox News Contributor Lauren Ashburn

Howard Stern says he didn't think Fox News host and commentator Howard Kurtz ever got laid and yet, according to Stern, Kurtz is doing Fox News Contributor/Columnist | MediaBuzz' Lauren Ashburn.Alrighty then.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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Weird Al's 8th video, 'Mission Statement,' rips meaningless buzzwords heard in office environments

Weird Al's 8th video, 'Mission Statement.' WSJ has the video until then.No "Inactive?!" Pfffst. Get Mandatory Fun at Amazon now.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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A reading by Craig Carton of 'Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction' made better w/ Sid Rosenberg sound effects

In between way too many updates...Boomer & Carton looked at the Reddit / Deadspin piece "Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction." Already funny, Eddie Scozzare sent it over-the-top with some Sid.THAT was your moment of the day. Not that other crap. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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NFL (finally) mandates conditioning for on-field officials

NFL conditioning for on-field officials. Boomer & Carton report.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return Home
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