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Boomer Esiason: We care about all 4 hours

Mike Francesa says he doesn't count 1-3 in his ratings. If that's true, shouldn't fatty use that time for naps, his Pentagon work, and scarfing down abused intern delivered caesar salads & pepperoni pizzas rather than in the 3-7 power hours?Sneaky son-of-a-***** Boomer Esiason: "We care about all four hours."Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or...
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Craig Carton ripped Mike Francesa & Newsday's Neil Best for their fugazi 1-3

1-3 never counted, OK? 3-7 is where it is at. That daily monologue? Never even happens. That 6ish replay of a presser? Ratings gold.If we're not counting 1-3, isn't that when fatty should take his naps?Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Kim Jin-hyung of the Doosan Bears hit his 1st HR, threw his bat like a douchejuice

Still, the Gif is hypnotic. [h/t Kyle Newport] ICYMI (seems to have caught the eye of some fans outside of Korea): First career home run for Doosan's Kim Jin-hyung pic.twitter.com/23j1tFUh3M— Dan (@MyKBO) April 14, 2015Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Wonderlic: Mariota scored a 33 out of 50 on the test and Winston a 27

Marcus Mariota scored a 33 out of 50 on the Wonderlic test and Jameis Winston scored a 27.Notables:Indianapolis Colts' Andrew Luck (37), the Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers (35), the New England Patriots' Tom Brady (33) and the San Diego Chargers' Philip Rivers (30). New Orleans Saints' Drew Brees (28), the Seattle Seahawks' Russell Wilson (28), the Baltimore Ravens' Joe Flacco...
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Minor league 1st baseman pulls of perfect hidden ball trick

Friday night’s Triple-A game between the Columbus Clippers and Indianapolis Indians featured a nifty hidden ball trick. [h/t Pete Blackburn]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Steph Curry 77

Golden State Warrior Steph Curry hit an unfathomable 77 straight three pointers in a recent practice according to ESPN. 77.And? 94 of 100.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Deron Williams can't handle NY pressure: Paul Pierce

Washington Wizard Paul Pierce laid into the Brooklyn Nets and Deron Williams in particular recently in an interview with ESPN.com“It was a tough situation last year. Horrible, really."“It was just the guys’ attitudes there. It wasn’t like we were surrounded by a bunch of young guys. They were vets who didn’t want to play and didn’t want to practice. I was looking around...
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Watch Matt Harvey hit Chase Utley & stare him down

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher David Buchanon hit Wilmer Flores and Michael Cuddyer last night. So Mets flame thrower Matt Harvey put one between the shoulder blades of Chase Utley. Or, as Robby Sabo writes, Pop. And then came the stare down to boot. Harvey staring down Chase Utley after plunking him was pretty badass #Mets pic.twitter.com/Fj18zVdXjF— Bartolo Is The Man (@MetsKevin11...
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Official Video: Rockies 3B Nolan Arenado dove over the tarp for this COTY candidate

Colorado Rockies third baseman Nolan Arenado raced toward the stands and made a great running grab against the San Francisco Giants, diving over the tarp and into the stands in the 8th inning. Arenado had the presence of mind to get to his knees and almost nab a double play.Dove, didn't fall.....Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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The NY Mets asked Mike Francesa to weigh in on what he thought was a good crowd for last night's game

The NY Mets won't let their players appear on that fat slob Mike Francesa's show BUT they take his call when he wants to know how many tickets they've sold. And? They ask fleshy what he thinks would be a good Tuesday night crowd to boot. Interesting side note: Fatty considers the 2 hours before his show in his #1 ratings. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email...
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Time for a 6 man pool trick shot

Time for a 6 man pool trick shot. Not many will follow this one. Promise. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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April 14, 2015  |  Discuss

Fleshy Mike Francesa puts EP bonuses in hands of listeners

Mike Francesa claimed he finished #1 in the ratings again. Tied, actually. And with a tie means his producers' bonuses were in limbo.The producers who couldn't get Rachel Nichols on as a guest. But then again they're the same producers who knew to keep Mike's mic off. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Though he "can't comment," Hawks Thabo Sefolosha blames NYPD for his pain and suffering

Atlanta Hawks Thabo Sefolosha suffered a broken right fibula and ligament damage in the 1OAK melee. And now? He's not commenting as he blames the NYPD."On advice of counsel, I hope you can appreciate that I cannot discuss the facts of the case. Those questions will be answered by my attorney in a court of law. I will simply say that I am in great pain, have experienced a significant...
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Yes, this may be the most professional set Dennis Quaid has ever been on

Blow me...dopey dick.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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A Utah Jazz employee tried to dunk via trampoline.....it did not go well

Fail: A Utah Jazz employee tried to dunk via trampoline.....it did not go well.[Twitter]Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Tijuana Sweet Heat Gold Tequila is outstanding

Tijuana Sweet Heat : Gold Tequila infused with 100% agave nectar? It is excellent.It’s a liqueur - remember that. It smooths the rough edges of a true tequila that you guys often do not like. Had some with breakfast Sunday. Will be starting tonight with it around 4:15. And, yes - we have a driver. As every single one of you should always have. Always.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive...
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Why do you think Minnesota Twins rookie J.R. Graham wears stirrups?

Minnesota Twins rookie J.R. Graham wears stirrups so his legally mom can tell where he is on the field. With his mom being legally blind, @JRGraham013 wears stirrups so she can tell him apart on the field. #MNTwins pic.twitter.com/GYi7WggIFZ— Dustin Morse (@Twins_morsecode) April 13, 2015“It’s a very nice gesture,” Julie told FOXSports.com in March. “It’s always nice...
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Mike Francesa is one embarrassed MFer as FOX kicks him to the curb for the rest of the week

Hunt and peck for Mike Francesa on Fox while working your pen.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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That fleshy fool Mike Francesa is one MFer who needs to be skulled in the face

Helicopter parent Mike Francesa will be a role model for his kids. That means be so lazy that your obesity means stairs are a no-no and your berating of folks with 'fool' & 'moron' is a memory you don't retain. Like your urine. Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Jurors In Boston Marathon Bombing Trial Ordered Not to Attend Boston Marathon

Federal Judge George A. O'Toole told jurors in convicted Dzhokhar Tsarnaev' case not to attend the Boston Marathon. "Do not attend the Boston Marathon or any events or gatherings related to the anniversary or the current running of the Boston Marathon," O'Toole said in court.Talking to the jury on Tuesday, O'Toole predicted that the sentencing phase will last four weeks before cautioning...
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Erin Andrews dressed like 'a princess' in a lame DWTS Disney / ABC cross promotion

Erin Andrews dressed like 'a princess' in a lame DWTS Disney / ABC cross promotion because anyone who'd hawk TruBiotics would never say no to some cheap cross promotion of anything. Twitter was as thrileed as we were. @dazzle715 Honest to God... PLEASE!— Cindy (@cindym0801) April 14, 2015 @ErinAndrews @DancingABC So wrong for Erin to say little girls will want to be a hot Ursula...
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Former 2x heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe will tweet for you for the low price of $20

Former two time heavyweight champion Riddick Bowe will tweet for you for the low, low price of just $20.00 I will tweet anything to anyone just paypal me $20 bowe@riddickbowe.com. Thats whats up. Bowe— Riddick Bowe (@riddickbowe) April 14, 2015Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Utah Jazz Bryce Cotton's 1-handed, lefty dunk the oop of the year

Utah Jazz Bryce Cotton rises over the Mavericks and throws down the monster alley-oop finish. Lefty.Bam.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Thousands turn out to pay respects to Lauren Hill

Thousands pay respects to Lauren Hill at Cintas Center visitation, where the cancer fighter made her first layup.Follow us on Twitter for exclusive stories, Subscribe by Email, or Return home for Top sports news.
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Giant douchejuice receivers Odell Beckham, Victor Cruz planning duo TD celebration

NY Giants massive douchejuice receivers Odell Beckham & Victor Cruz are planning a duo touchdown celebration dance thing for next season.In a revelation that may not exactly make Tom Coughlin smile, veteran receiver Victor Cruz told The News that second-year man Odell Beckham has approached him about working on a tag-team end zone celebration for the 2015 season.“He wants to...
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