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How are Chipper Jones' first days of retirement going? Judging by these photos of him and his new squeeze, I'd say it's going pretty well so far.
The Vikings are fresh off a heartbreaking loss to the Packers. Sitting at 6-6 Chad Greenway knew he had to say something to get his fans fired up for this weekends game against the Bears. Lets just say he now has the best quote of the 2012 NFL season and maybe one of the best of all time.
According to the Star Tribune, Greenway said:
We have to play accordingly and our fans have...
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Good work, DH.
Imagine what could’ve been, Vols fans.
Filed under: Football
Wisconsin fans just don’t understand why Bret Bielema left their mediocre Big Ten program. $3.2 million every year for the next six years sounds a lot better than playing second fiddle to Urban Meyer for the next decade. Try telling that to Wisconsin fans like @OfficialBradyE: ‘Bielema couldnt win the big one anyway f*cking deusch c*ck sucking f*ggot go blow some more ohio state...
You know why Mike Vrabel won’t be headbutting Ohio State players before games from now on? This is what happened to his forehead before the Michigan game, according to his wife, Jen, who wants everyone to see the damage. Jen tweets (@JenVrabel1): Here’s the pic to prove it! Best not to headbutt a guy w/a helmet on when you aren’t wearing one!! Of course the inquisitive reporters...
Yes, NBA dorks, that was a nice alley-oop pass last night from Jamal Crawford to DeAndre Jordan. The Clippers were at home and facing a Mavs team that can’t win a road game (now 2-7). Congrats.
Yes, Crawford had 20 off the bench. The Clips won, 112-90. Congrats.
Someone wake me in May when Crawford and the Clippers are busy golfing and sipping fruity drinks in Cabo.
25-year-old six-time convicted felon – and Floridian – Gregory Sconiers shot a man in the face, hand, arm and back Sunday while a group of people watched the Cowboys-Eagles game, police report. Sconiers is under arrest on attempted murder charges.
According to the Palm Beach Post:
According to the affidavit, Sconiers, Bridgett and a group of others were gathered in the carport...
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• Andrew Bynum shooting at Dave & Busters
• Braves OF analyzes Victoria’s Secret Show
• Florida Marlins Handbra Model of the Day
• Keely Hazell Appreciation Day
• Sylvie Van Der Vaart in lingerie time!
Filed under: Daily Dump
And here I didn’t think anyone still wore those non-collared shirts with buttons. Just Cubes being Cubes, right? Mark’s team is now 2-7 on the road. Meanwhile, last light I watched a DVR of Shark Tank where Cubes bought part of a Christmas tree farm. His NBA team is struggling and Cubes is investing in a six-week per year business.
What the hell is going on with this guy?
You guys worked your asses off at work, come home to a screaming wife or girlfriend sleeping with your buddy and all you can think of is drinking beer, watching sports and looking at hot chicks on the Internet. I’ve got you covered.
My new gig around here is to sit around the office, search for poon, build this post and go on beer runs.
Have a hot chick suggestion or want to offer...
Pageviews has been relatively quiet on Twitter lately. Sure she posts her generic witty banter constantly, but her feisty side hadn’t been out in a while. Until now. Last night she sent out a pretty generic tweet about Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl after the fatty Bret Bielema left for Arkansas. Yeah Erin, way to go out on a limb with that one.
Not that we’re...
We’ve done our fair share of Lakers bashing today. Between Dwight Howard getting shredded on Twitter and the Rockets announcer saying the Lakers pooped their pants, we figured it was about time to give Lakers fans a little something to smile about. Enter Lauren Li.
This Playboy Live model is a Lakers super-fan who makes her allegiances known through sexy Twitter photos...
Pig lady is waiting for Fat Bret Bielema and “she’s ready.”
WOOOOOOOO PIIIIGGGGG SOOOOOOIIIEEEE!
Let’s just hope that Bret can handle the temperatures in Arkansas where he won’t be wearing his trusty track suit on the sidelines.
Is that an outie forced outie because he won’t stop pounding butter popsicles? Jesus, dude, get a handle on yourself.
Filed under: Football
“Oh, look honey, Debbie has a Tim Tebow ornament in her Christmas tree.” No words would get my ass to leave a Christmas party any quicker than those. Who needs a stupid Tim Tebow ornament in a tree where a good reindeer should go? Can’t you morons go 25 days or so without covering a Christmas tree with Buffalo Bills bulbs? Seriously, your family knows which NFL team you...
It’s that time of year again when BC thinks about its readers who might be struggling through tough times around the holidays. Maybe the wife is divorcing you. Maybe your kids hate you. Maybe your girlfriend turned lesbian and your roommate is the other woman. Maybe you’re about to lose your house and you just need to escape.
Enter our island friends at Red Stripe.
Know of any frog giggin’ SEC quarterbacks who go frog giggin’ with their SEC cheerleader girlfriends? Now you do. The Jeff Driskel and Tarin Moses Frog Giggin’ Date Night went down on Saturday while Alabama was celebrating the SEC Championship.
We first heard early last week that Moses had scheduled a date night with Jeff and was taking him giggin’. Jeff, a rookie gigger...
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.
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The radio voice of the Houston Rockets, Craig Ackerman, added insult to injury with his call after the final buzzer of last nights game. The last few seconds were a frenzy and the Lakers came up short 107-105, but the real story here is Ackerman. Kicking the Lakers while they are down, he drops one of the best lines we’ve ever heard from an NBA radio guy.
Only days after Kobe...
Hypothetically, Paulina Gretzky woke up on January 1, 2012 and started thinking of what incredibly revealing piece of clothing she’d wear that day. And the same happened on January 2. And on January 3. It’s just a daily routine for Wayne Gretzky’s daughter. And Busted Coverage was there on pins and needles for her next Instagram photo. Why does the Internet continue to be...
Arianny Celeste will be making her third appearance in UFC 360 Magazine this December. The focus of the shoot will be on Arianny’s fitness and how she works it in to her daily life. Oh, you don’t care about that? Didn’t think so. All that matters is that the magazine will feature everyone’s favorite ring girl looking fine as hell in some brand new photos.
For some reason...
‘I don’t care if your d*ck is 3x bigger than mine, Dwight Howard. I can hit 70% of my free throws.’ @MedicatedMinute and other Lakers fans are not happy with how their season is unfolding. At 8-10 and 12th in the West, all of the Lakers fans who were guaranteeing championships back in August are suddenly quiet.
The Lakers lost last night 107-105 to the Houston Rockets...
“That big ‘O’ on your head is a vagina. That’s a big vagiiinnaaa. WOOOOOO!”
“Your mom says hello.”
“Holiday Bowl, *****.”
“NO NATI, NO NATI, NO NATI.”
“Do you know Willie Lyles? No?”
“NO NATI, NO NATI, NO NATI.”
Say hello to the greatest drunken Oregon State trash talking fan of 2012 at the Oregon Civil War game. If there’s one thing we love about...
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According to the person who posted this photo of Rajon Rondo’s ID on Reddit: My Facebook friend found someone’s ID at the 2Chainz show tonight. We checked, 2 Chainz was in Boston last night. Looks like someone will be trading an ID for some courtside seats to an upcoming game.
As for the NY Post, it went with the guy about to die cover again. You know what New York tabloid...