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Jurgen Klinsmann’s Bakery Goes All Out To Celebrate Germany’s Win Over Brazil

Despite being knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium in the Round of 16, USMNT coach Jurgen Klinsmann is still watching the tournament with a rooting interest. The German coach used to be a prolific striker for his country back in the day, and he seemed to enjoy his homeland’s 7-1 dismantling of Brazil in the semi-final yesterday. Klinsmann’s family owns a bakery in Stuttgart...
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US Ambassador Makes Good On Bet, Cooks Breakfast For Belgian Ambassador After Loss In World Cup

Amb.@MatthewBarzun makes good on wager with Belgium http://t.co/qDh7wKmW2f #USA vs. #BEL @TessQuinlan @stephcondoncbs pic.twitter.com/TqFamYlaaL — US Embassy Press (@USAinUKpress) July 8, 2014 You may recall how the US Ambassador to the UK made a breakfast bet with the Belgian Ambassador to the UK prior to the US-Belgium World Cup match. Soon to be game time – Thought I would...
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Get Bitten By The Trailer For “Sharknado 2: The Second One”

I am not ashamed to admit that I loved the original “Sharknado”. It had everything! B-list (at best) actors, Tara Reid’s lopsided boob job, horrible one-liners, and CGI that looked like it was done in Mario Paint. Fortunately, they haven’t upped the budget much for the sequel, which puts the people of New York in the path of the second SHARKNADO! Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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George R.R. Martin To Anyone Who Thinks He Won’t Finish Writing About Killing Your Favorite Characters: “F–k You”

It seems like any discussion involving George R.R. Martin and A Song of Ice and Fire (the fantasy series upon which HBO’s Game of Thrones is based) will inevitably circle around to the slow pace at which Martin is finishing his series and the likelihood of him dying before A Song of Ice and Fire is complete. Since that sort of speculation seems to be increasing in fervor as Game...
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The Best Front Page Headlines Of Brazil’s Disastrous 7-1 Loss

We all knew this was coming. From Brazil’s own newspapers to the New York Times, headline writers across the world were going to have their fun last night trying to accurately describe the emotions that Brazil’s 7-1 loss brought to us. Here are some of the best, from Brazil to Germany to the New York Times… Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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Cleveland Browns Spending Their Offseason Photoshopping Random Movie Posters

As you already know, it doesn’t take a whole lot of effort to make fun of the Cleveland Browns. But the team seems to be doing their best to make it even easier for us lately. Earlier this offseason, they retweeted a picture poking fun at them…now, they’re creating their own hilarious photos. Someone on the Browns media team has gone ahead and photoshopped some of their players...
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Alabama Commit Makes Sick One-Handed Grab At ‘The Opening’ Camp

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This Sad Little Soccer Fan With A Gambling Father Probably Isn’t So Sad Anymore

Here’s a PSA about the effects of gambling that was released prior to this year’s World Cup, which now becomes unintentionally hilarious thanks to Germany’s dominance against Brazil. Hey kid, is your dad an irresponsible gambling addict or a genius who just wants to be able to put you through college? That’s what I thought, you ungrateful little twerp. Follow Pete Blackburn...
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Pornhub’s Twitter Account Trolls Brazil’s World Cup Performance Against Germany

You have to give it to whomever is running the Pornhub Twitter account, as they seem to be quite funny. Though this is a rather small sample size (1), it was still a well thought and timed dig at Brazil’s 7-1 loss to Germany on Tuesday. Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub… Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany — Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub...
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Germany’s Destruction of Brazil was Most-Tweeted Sporting Event in History

Everyone heard about the baffling Brazil-Germany semifinal match on Tuesday and apparently almost everyone also tweeted about it. According to Twitter Data, the 35.6 million tweets for the match demolished the previous record of 24.9 from February’s Super Bowl.   With 35.6 million Tweets, #BRA v #GER is the most-discussed single sports game ever on Twitter. #WorldCuppic.twitter...
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Tour De France Rider Absolutely Steamrolls Fan Taking Photo

Tour De France officials have issued pretty stern warnings to fans about the dangers of getting too close to the course while attempting to take photos of the riders. One fan did not heed those warnings and learned his lesson quite quickly and brutally when he was absolutely trucked by a rider at high speed. But did the rider do it on purpose? It certainly looks like he dropped the...
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Guy Turns Dirty Car Windows into Amazing Works of Art

Everyone has shoved their fingers onto dirty car windows, typically writing or drawing something wildly immature or inappropriate, but Scott Wade took dirty car art to a new level. Wade creates incredible drawings on the back windows of dirty cars using only his fingers and a couple basic brushes. The best part? He doesn’t care if the Texas rain destroys the art. Check out 20 of...
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Elderly Brazilian Fan Who Broke Our Hearts Ended Up Giving His Trophy To A German Fan

As you can imagine, cameras caught lots of sad Brazilian fans during yesterday’s 7-1 German stomping of the host country in the semi-finals. But arguably no fan was sadder – or at least made us sadder – than this mustachioed elderly guy crying as he cradled the World Cup trophy. I mean…just look at that poor guy, you can clearly see how bad he wanted to see Brazil go all...
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Lionel Messi: Not a Fan of Flopping

This compilation has been floating around the Internet for years, but there is no time like the present for it to resurface.  I understand this is definitely biased and you can find dives by Messi, but ball don’t lie and there is over 6 minutes of the ball not lying here. Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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The YouTube Music Vault Is Here To Destroy Your Last Ounce Of Productivity

A few months ago, in its quest to change the way we consume music from now until eternity (for better and for worse), YouTube rolled out Music Vault, an archive of concert footage from some of the greatest bands and musicians in history. The initial launch, spread out over the last three months, featured a handful of video releases at a time. On Tuesday, the library exploded to 13...
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Well, This Is Certainly One Of The More Bizarre First Pitch Routines We’ve Ever Seen

Some yoga goddess named Yan — who may or may not also moonlight as a stripper — threw out the ceremonial first pitch before a game last week between the Lamigo Monkeys and Brother Elephants of the Taiwan and Chinese Professional Baseball League. Yan really puts the “ceremony” in the ceremonial first pitch. And by that we mean she does a striptease before launching the (terrible...
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Get Ready For Seinfeld Emojis!

This is why they invented iPhones, for Seinfeld Emojis.  The app is a creation from the guys behind the infamous Seinfeld2000 Twitter account. Earlier today the Seinfeld2000 Instagram posted a photo of the Emojis with the caption “COMING V SOON.” We need this app sooner than V SOON my friends! The app comes with some great Seinfeld related Emojis like Jerry Jr., Junior Mints...
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Johnny Manziel Denied Entry Into Nike Football Camp Because He Looks Like A Regular Guy

Nike’s The Open football camp is taking place this week, and one of the counselors is a certain Cleveland Browns quarterback — and actual Nike athlete — whose name and photo have been plastered all over sports media for the last two years. Johnny Manziel showed up for his coaching duties only to be turned away by a security staffer who didn’t recognize him: Per Wahoos247...
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Jim Harbaugh, Equipped With His Glove, Is In The Middle Of A Baseball Odyssey

Look, I get why people love to hate Jim Harbaugh. He’s beyond obnoxious during football games, he throws temper tantrums that more often than not resembles a little kid getting told to go to bed, and he does all of this on repeat. I happen to love Jim Harbaugh. I adore his in-game freakouts, his pleated khakis, and I happen to think he’s a heck of a football coach. No, I...
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You Could Own These $15,000 Jordan Sneakers

Your eyes do not deceive you. Those are some black and red Jordan XI low tops. And while the original black and red XI’s have seen a couple retro releases over the years, the low tops pictured above have really only been available to one man: Michael Jordan himself. So, what will a pair of XI’s that were never released to the general public that was also worn by His Airness...
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Remember That Time Dick Vitale and Jim Valvano Made An Appearance on the Cosby Show?

If you are looking for a little help with your social channels and Klout score, just fire up this YouTube video this Thursday and toss the hashtag (#TBT) on it. You are welcome. [Michael Smith] Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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LeBron James Helps Brazil Fans Count Germany’s Goals

In case you lost track of all the goals scored in Germany’s thrashing of Brazil in the World Cup semifinal, LeBron James is here to help you count. By the way, also worth mentioning on this fourth anniversary of “The Decision”, that introductory press conference/rock concert is still the gift that keeps on giving. [Barstool] Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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Dude Dresses Up As A Soccer Ref, Walks Around New York City Giving Yellow And Red Cards

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Dirk Nowitzki Is Pumped About Germany’s 7-1 Thrashing Of Brazil

Dirk Nowitzki — German NBA star and someone who describes himself as a “Tall Baller from the G!” in his Twitter bio — was more than happy to see his home country throttle Brazil to reach the World Cup Final. Luckily, he told us all about it on Twitter. Jaaaaaa — Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014 Right. Got it. Boooooyah — Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 8, 2014 ...
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Phil Mickelson’s Cool Trick Shot

Phil Mickelson was practicing yesterday when he did this: Post by Russell Milne.   Okay, that is all. You can go back to making fun of Brazil now. Follow Sean Wagner-McGough on Twitter @seanjwagner Article found on: Next Impulse Sports
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