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Super Bowl Recipe Month: Cajun Seasoned Sausage Rolls

We’ve nearly reached the end of Super Bowl Recipe Month here at KSK, so hopefully by now you’ve come up with some semblance of a plan for this Sunday’s game. No? Don’t feel bad. I haven’t either. A friend of mine asked me the other day if I was going to post a gumbo recipe for since New Orleans was hosting the Super Bowl. I sent her in the direction of the gumbo recipe...
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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: CTE

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are always happy to take part in. For the next two weeks, stars from all over the world will drop in to make their picks. Today, it’s famed degenerative brain disease, Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy. Who know who wins this Super Bowl? I do. And I’ll win the next one. And every Super Bowl until there are...
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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Thomas DeCoud Has Baldinger Finger – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

via Falcons safety and occasional DX member Thomas DeCoud broke his middle finger in the regular season finale against the Buccaneers. He toughed it out through two playoff games with the injury, the extent of which he shared with followers on Instagram yesterday. Good thing he’s taking care of that. Don’t want to develop a permanent grotesque Brian Baldinger or Torry Holt digit...
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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Dennis Pitta Is Not Elite-Level Ticklish

Media Day has a lot of people lobbing dumb questions at players and this was a standout dumb question. Credit to the Ravens tight end on his deadpan delivery of his answer. Good to see a player with a sense of humor and patience for the ridiculous. It’s also possible he was grateful to be asked anything at all. With most of the media throng occupied with Ray-Ray, there wasn’t...
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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Ray Lewis Says No One Is Qualified To Question Him And The Media Thinks That’s Great

It’s the purported job of the press to ask questions of public figures in the pursuit of getting useful, revealing answers for the public. Typically, when a public figure not only refuses to answer questions but proclaims the press unworthy of doing its job, that’s something the Fourth Estate takes exception with. Not when it comes to Ray Lewis and Yahoo! Sports, it seems. Yesterday...
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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

LOLNFL: Super Bowl Media Day

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January 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Needs More Deer Antlers

After injuring himself practicing it, Denver mayor Michael Hancock finally makes good on the Ray Lewis spastic dance he agreed to do if the Ravens beats the Broncos in the playoffs. I think the mayoral bet on the Super Bowl should be that Baltimore’s mayor should have to huff a red Sharpie if the 49ers win. That’s in keeping with the Baltimore drug spirit. The post Needs More...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss
WHAT A BURN

49ers fan scammed out of SB tickets

Some 49ers fans were scammed out of Super Bowl tickets they thought they were purchasing through Craigslist. See what happened to the couple.

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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Pissed Off For Deer Antlers — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

It was first reported two years ago that Ray Lewis uses a mouth spray derived from the velvet on deer antlers. This apparently works like HGH, even though it sounds like the bullsh*t herbal remedy version of a performance-enhancing drug. Nevertheless, it is a substance banned by the NFL. Though because it shows up in the bloodstream and not in urine, it is difficult to detect by...
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January 29, 2013  |  1 Comment

Gruden Talk: Jon Discusses Immigration Reform With Ruy Teixeira

Jon: WELCOM BACK TO GRUDEN TALK, THE TALK SHOW WHERE WE DISCUSS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY.  BANDLEADER HERM EDWARDS, HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE IMMIGRATION DEBATE? Herm: WHEN THE SUPER BOWL IS ON SUNDAY I ONLY HAVE TIME FOR FOOTBALL. Jon: LIKE YOU EVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT PREPARING FOR THE SUPER BOWL.  ANYWAY, CONGRESS IS GOING TO ACT ON IMMIGRATION REFORM PRETTY SOON...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Joe Flacco Quits Being Dull, Starts Using Real Talk, Calls Cold Weather Super Bowl ‘Retarded’

Joe Flacco knows he’s a boring, unibrowed wet blanket and he doesn’t care if you know it too so long as you think he’s elite. Flacco’s dad admitted to the New York Times this week that he thinks his son is dull. Not much of a shock given that until just a few years ago, Flacco was still living in his parents’ house despite being a starting quarterback in the NFL. Now that...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

KSK CELEBRITY SUPER BOWL PICKKAKE: Aaron Sorkin

Via NYT  The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are always happy to take part in. For the next two weeks, stars from all over the world will drop in to make their picks. Today we proudly welcome television, stage and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin.  Walk with me. Like most Americans, I am easily swept up in the pageantry that surrounds the Super Bowl...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Fixed That Sports Illustrated Ray Lewis Cover For You

Are you f*cking kidding us with this, SI? Did you learn nothing from being embarrassed by Manti Te’o? Holy sh*t, everything is the worst. The post Fixed That Sports Illustrated Ray Lewis Cover For You appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Ray Lewis Has Spray-On Hair, Cried About Being Parodied On SNL

The media onslaught is on in New Orleans, with Ray Lewis’ farewell game serving as the main subplot to the HarBowl on Sunday. Everyone knows Ray-Ray is going to interviewed thousands of times this week. No one knows this better than Ray Lewis himself, because the most dangerous place in the world is the space between Ray Lewis and a camera. That and any number of other dark alleys...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

The Jets Are Compiling An Offense Juggernaut of Terrible Players, Starting With JaMarcus Russell

The New York Jets didn’t fire Rex Ryan after the end of the regular season, but it sure seems like the team wanted to, if the moves the Jets front office has been contemplating in the past few weeks are any indication. In fact, you could argue the Jets only kept Rex around to torture him with the worst season imaginable in 2013. Not only are the Jets considering trading their...
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January 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Puppy Bowl Locker Room Cam Will Save You From Super Bowl Media Day – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Streaming Live by Ustream There is a Puppy Bowl locker room cam. This is important. You can safe yourself considerable anguish by watching this instead of bothering with Super Bowl Media Day on Tuesday. It will make the week go much faster. And puppies just might be a touch cuter than fat sportswriters asking about the Harbaugh brothers’ upbringing. Just a guess. I haven’t actually...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

Pro Bowl Fan Brawl Unsurprisingly Better Than The Pro Bowl

About 12 million people watched the Pro Bowl. Of course, those people, myself included, are suckers, because not only was the Pro Bowl boring like always, but the best action was going on in parts of the stadium that the cameras weren’t showing the TV audience. Thankfully, two annoying bros captured the action between moments of turning the camera on themselves. From the looks...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

Peter King Introduces Us To Mensch of the Year, Alex ‘Embattled’ Smith

When last we left local quasi-man, Peter King, he was detailing his love of wunderkinds, a true rarity because society typically shuns people with vision and useful ideas. John Harbaugh told Peter that a Harbaugh Bowl was a triumph for the American Dream because his grandparents were immigrants. Previous to this year, all Super Bowl coaches were Native Americans. PK started bemoaning...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

In Most Devious Act Yet, Ndamukong Suh Saves The Life Of Louie Anderson

Frequently decried as a cheap-shotting menace on the field and a reckless driver off of it, Ndamukong Suh could use a bit of positive PR. Saving the life of a fellow celebrity could be just that. Does it count if that celebrity is Louie Anderson? I suppose that’s for the public to decide. Comedian Louie Anderson narrowly averted disaster this week at a taping of “Splash” ...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: Channing Tatum

During the 2012 NFL season, Channing Tatum, A-list star of blockbusters like 21 Jump Street, The Vow and Magic Mike, was a guest at an Arizona Cardinals practice and he was also on the sidelines during the Pittsburgh Steelers week 14 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Those two appearances were enough to distinguish him as the NFL’s biggest celebrity fan, so it came as very little...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

Trent Williams Exposes The Folly Of NFL Concussion Tests

Redskins tackle Trent Williams was one of scores of players selected to go to the Pro Bowl who didn’t end up taking part in the possibly doomed annual exhibition. His reason, however, was different from the usual “I’d rather not” reason employed by most players. Williams made the trip to Hawaii, only to get assaulted in a nightclub the weekend of the game. One man was arrested...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

Ed Hochuli Makes Light Of The Grandeur Of The Pro Bowl

As Ed Hochuli will flippantly tell you, there are lots of things in the Pro Bowl that closely resemble football, penalties being one of them. Probably not a great sign for the future of the game when the lead official is openly mocking it. Peyton Manning would be so disappointed, but he’s too busy getting choked up about taking one last snap from Jeff Saturday. Either way, it was...
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January 28, 2013  |  Discuss

The Pro Bowl Had a Tremendous Onside Kick Attempt

It was otherwise unwatchable Pro Bowl, as Pro Bowls are wont to be, but this was a delight. The post The Pro Bowl Had a Tremendous Onside Kick Attempt appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
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January 27, 2013  |  Discuss

Eli Manning Face Great Regardless Of Setting

In the first half of the Pro Bowl, Eli Manning threw a pick-six to Derrick Johnson, one of the many Pro Bowl selections from the Chiefs that people have been complaining about, leading to the above Eli sulk face. With the Pro Bowl in jeopardy, Peyton Manning has been lecturing players about acting like they care so future players don’t lose the bonus or the Hawaiian vacation. Eli...
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January 27, 2013  |  Discuss

Pro Bowl Live Blog: Yes We’re Really Doing This

Via New York Jets Flight Crew Member Nicole The usually sloppy Pro Bowl could be even messier than usual as Honolulu is under a flood warning with heavy rain showers due to move through the area at kickoff. So much for playing harder this year. Rain isn’t even the biggest problem players have encountered in Hawaii this weekend. Washington tackle Trent Williams required stitches...
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January 27, 2013  |  Discuss
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