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Wanted: Yahoo! Sports Winter Olympics Bloggers for U.S. and Canada

I’m not around much to blog much this week but wanted to chime in with this ad for my day job over at Yahoo!. Here to do just that is Yahoo! Sports blog editor and figure skating enthusiast Mark Pesavento. Yahoo! Sports is looking for temporary-yet-full-time bloggers for its...
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Joe Jacoby Is the Best Frankenstein Ever

I love me some Joe Jacoby, so I had to share Matt Terl’s tremendous find: Happy Halloween, folks. You see 66 out there, you give him some candy.
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DMV: Make It Happen, Angry Skins Fans

This is a flawed movement (shouldn’t it be “FIRE VINNY“?) but one we’ll support nonetheless. A disgruntled Skins fan has color coordinated the upper deck seats on both sides of FedEx Field to spell out two “FIRE SNYDER” signs for the November 15...
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Defending Albert Haynesworth Yet Again: He’s Playing About 75% of the Snaps

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I was unfortunate enough to have ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown on in the background before the embarrassment at FedEx this week. The “analysts” — Mike Ditka, Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter, Tom Jackson — started the show by taking turns ******** on the...
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DMV: Chris Cooley Pulls Back the Curtain

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The Real Reason for Epic Redskins Fail

Vinny Cerrato said this when asked about the team’s failing offensive line: We tried to address the line. We added [Derrick] Dockery. We added Mike Williams. We attempted to, and when we were in the draft, there was nobody at No. 13 worthy of it. So they added Dockery and Williams...
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DMV: Agent 2.0 Era Starts With a Bang

The Wiz, and especially Gilbert Arenas, played incredibly well in a season-opening win at Dallas. [Wizards Insider] Five things that stood out in the Wiz’ resounding win. [Bullets Forever] Washington beat Dallas and Philly yesterday. [DCLS] The Caps’ win over the Flyers...
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Meet the New Snyder Sucks T-Shirt Model

Move over, Fitz. Sorry, Pearl Bullets. There’s a new “Snyder Sucks” t-shirt model in town. And she’s a lady: The smirk, the knit cap, the birdies … striking. And you can be too for the low, low price of $17.90! Bonus: More anti-Skins tees over at the...
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Redskins Fan Booted From MNF Game, Banned From FedEx For Anti-Snyder Sign

Today’s guest writer is a man known simply as Fitz, a friend of the Brothers Mottram and all-around outstanding Redskins fan. You may recognize him as our “Snyder Sucks” t-shirt model. He has also made appearances in several D.C. Sports Bog posts. So yeah, he’...
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DMV: Cooley Appears to be in Some Pain

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Chris Cooley’s broken tibia looks fun. [@tannercooley] Fred Davis steps up for Cooley, cancels bye-week vacation. [Redskins Blog] Cerrato says more stupid things, this time to ESPN. [Redskins 360] Haynesworth questions his teammates effort and desire. [Shutdown Corner] Dan Steinberg...
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Redskins-Eagles Winners & Losers

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WINNERS Devin Thomas — Debuts the blond mohawk, catches first career TD. Albert Haynesworth — ESPN showed a graphic to Chris’ point, that Haynesworth makes teammates better. Bonus: Got a sack of his own. London Fletcher — Got all kinds of ESPN love and even...
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Redskins-Eagles MNF Hatefest Live Blog

I don’t know why we’re doing this, but we’re doing it, so join us here at 8ish. Redskins-Eagles MNF Live Blog
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DMV: Skins’ Play-Calling Telephone Game

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A detailed look at the Skins play-calling process: 1) Sherm Lewis calls plays from the booth. 2) Sherm Smith relays plays from the sideline. 3) Jason Campbell receives plays on the field. 4) Jim Zorn resists the “temptation of overriding when necessary.” He actually said...
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Chris Samuels Is Retiring (Update: Or Not)

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The awful news that we’d heard rumors about this week is apparently coming true: Chris Samuels will retire. More from Jason Reid: Samuels has decided to retire because of a severe neck injury he suffered about two weeks ago, league sources said. Samuels, who earlier this week...
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Jim Zorn, Still Your Head Coach For the Rest of This Season

Vinny Cerrato just said as much on his radio show: “Jim Zorn is the head coach for the rest of the season and hopefully into the future.” Two quick things to note about this one little sentence: 1) As I said over at my other home, even Cerrato isn’t inept enough to...
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Steve Largent Backs Zorn, Slams Snyder

Well, this is fun. Hall of Famer and former Jim Zorn wing man Steve Largent has some things to say about the Skins, and they are not good things. I would just include them all here, but they are so rich. So head over to Shutdown Corner for the extended quotes, which basically state that a) [...]
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Albert Haynesworth Is Underachieving, According to ESPN’s NFC East Blog

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I’ve heard of Matt Mosley, but admittedly, I know nothing about the guy other than the fact that he writes the NFC East blog for ESPN.com. Oh, and hey, according to his bio he was an “award-winning writer for The Dallas Morning News.” Cool. He must be a big Skins...
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DMV: The Nats Are Dating Don Mattingly

The Nats have asked the Dodgers for permission to interview Donnie Baseball for their managerial position after the playoffs, which I support because a) he’d be their biggest draw b) he’s Joe Torre’s wing man and c) it allows me to post awesome **** from the ’...
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A Couple Shiny Happy Redskins T-Shirts

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With the proliferation of anti-Redskins fashion (see: our T-shop, see also: Trade Snyder and F#ck Snyder), it’s high time to share some pro-Redskins cotton. First, from twoeightnine design, Hay Hay Hay, It’s Fat Albert. The problem with that one is I’m not sure who...
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DMV: In Fantasyland Where NFL Trades Happen, Portis Could Be One of Them

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Portis one of the likeliest players to be dealt at today’s deadline. [Jason Cole] Chris Samuels status is up in the air because the doctor is “out.” [Redskins Insider] Sherm Lewis has three middling seasons of play-calling experience. [WaPo] Another report about Mike...
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Jason Campbell, Still Your Starting QB

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Jason Campbell has been granted the unfortunate opportunity to start behind the Redskins patchwork offensive line on national TV this Monday night, according to our old soul bro Jason La Canfora at NFL.com. On Sunday, I agreed with the decision to bench Campbell in favor to Todd Collins...
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Jim Zorn Implies That He Was Told, Not Asked, About Play-Caller Change

There’s no doubt in my mind — and probably not in yours, either — that Cerrato told Zorn after the game that his balls we’re being ripped from his body and handed to Sherm Lewis in a little glass jar. There was certainly no polite back-and-forth between the...
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Did Dan Snyder Bench Jason Campbell?

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Tony Kornheiser was in the owner’s box yesterday and had this to say on his show: “At the end of the first half, Snyder was not where he normally sits for the entire two-minute drill. And I don’t know where he was, because he was in front of me.” Maybe that...
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DMV: Sherm ‘Another Set of Eyes’ Lewis Promoted to Primary Set of Eyes

Sherman Lewis is the new playcaller. [Skins Insider] Revisiting Lewis’ hiring and the absurdity of the comments made at the time. [D.C. Sports Bog] Keeping Zorn but stripping him of the playcalling is ridiculous. [Player Hater’s Ball] Adam Schefter says Jerry Gray or Joe...
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Redskins-Chiefs Winners & Losers

LOSERS The Kansas City Chiefs — I know it was Todd Haley’s first win, and it must’ve felt great for all involved, but a Gatorade shower? Really? We’re all laughing at you, though probably not as hard as you’re laughing at us. The Washington Redskins ...
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