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Vintage ‘Redskins Saturday Night’ Video Starring Tony Kornheiser

There’s much enjoyment to be had in this three-minute clip of “Redskins Saturday Night” from the mid-’80s. First, there’s Rich Milot and George Starke, two regulars from the Joe Gibbs glory years, plus George Starke’s hat. Then there’s Champions Sports Bar, a Georgetown institution, full of boozy Washington and Dallas fans. Next, there’s Tony Kornheiser cracking...
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May 18, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Tonight Show Band Intros RGIII With ‘Hail To The Redskins’

Robert Griffin III was on with Jay Leno last night and was pretty much the most likeable version of himself, which is to say he was the most likeable person ever. The full interview is above, starting with the band playing “Hail to the Redskins” and ending with RGIII beatboxing. Yes, he even makes beatboxing likeable. [Real Redskins] Nats lose to Pittsburgh as Andrew McCutcheon...
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May 18, 2012  |  Discuss

Bob & F.P. Drinking Game!

подаръциhttp://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2010/07/13/introducing-the-bob-rob-drinking-game/ Drink once when … F.P. says, “”Fire all your bullets.” F.P. spouts a factual error (e.g., Reds coach Chris Speier was “a 20-HR guy.” The Internet says his high was only 15). Bob recommends something (a restaurant, a movie, whatever) unrelated to baseball. F.P. and or...
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May 18, 2012  |  Discuss

Battle of the Beltways Circa 1992

This year’s BATTLE OF THE BELTWAYS™ starts tomorrow at Nats Park with the first-place O’s and the first-place Nats squaring off. This series is always weird. As a fan of both teams I don’t like rooting against either. Now that they’re both doing well I’m treating this three-game set as an exhibition of sorts. Hopefully no one gets swept. I come by that indifference honestly...
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May 17, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Chuck Brown, 1936-2012

D.C. legend and Godfather of Go-Go Chuck Brown died yesterday. Here he is playing halftime at FedEx in ‘10. Wind me up, Chuck. [WaPo, Hogs Haven] Nats beat Pirates thanks to a four-RBI game from Adam LaRoche. [WaPo] Great TV photos of Mike Morse creampie-ing Xavier Nady. [Nats Enquirer] Wilson Ramos and his torn ACL are done for the season. [Nats Journal] Some Nats fans sacrificed...
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May 17, 2012  |  Discuss

Nats Game Momentarily Delayed Due To Missing Umpires (VIDEO)

I heard about this on Twitter but am seeing it just now via Deadspin: That unfortunate moment followed a first-inning rain delay, and the next pitch resulted in a two-run basehit, all while Strasburg was dealing with a Hot Stuff situation. Tough day, weird day.
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May 16, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Stephen Strasburg Gets Hot Stuff In ‘Uncomfortable’ Place

Nats lose despite Strasburg on the bump and Harper’s second HR. [WaPo] Davey Johnson: Strasburg had Hot Stuff on his private parts. [Nats Journal] Rob Dibble’s reaction to Strasburg’s Hot Stuff is so dumb. [Nats Enquirer] Boz on these Nats losing ~500 games to injuries. [Thomas Boswell] The Nats, especially their starting pitching, are cooling off. [Nats Baseball] Bryce Harper...
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May 16, 2012  |  Discuss

Five Capitals That Suffer From Dale Hunter’s Departure

Here’s Caps correspondent Brad Parker with the companion piece to his earlier post, Five Caps Players That Benefit From Dale Hunter’s Departure. 1. John Carlson Yes, Carlson struggled during the regular season. For the first time fans in Washington were questioning him. But the whole time he had a friend behind the bench. Carlson played for Hunter in London and Hunter is nothing...
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May 15, 2012  |  Discuss

Five Caps Players That Benefit From Dale Hunter’s Departure

Caps correspondent Brad Parker returns to look at the post-Dale Caps. Dale Hunter told us he was heading home on Monday. Our former captain is now also our former coach. His time in D.C. (well, this time) was short, but he made a major impact. Here’s a look at which Caps will benefit now that Hunter’s heard London calling. (Ed. note: Brad will be back later today with five...
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May 15, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Bryce Harper Hits His First HR, Trots Really Fast (VIDEO)

Harper’s first HR featured a near-league-best trot and a curtain call. [BLS] Nats beat San Diego to retake first despite H-Rod’s best efforts. [WaPo] New Nats catcher Sandy Leon hurt before we knew him. [Nats Journal] Chien-Ming Wang goes nine, is almost done rehabbing. [Nats Journal] O’s lose opener to Yankees, are now tied with Rays for first. [The Sun] Dylan Bundy pitches...
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May 15, 2012  |  Discuss

Dale Hunter Quits as Caps Coach

Dale Hunter is stepping down as coach of the Caps because of “family reasons.” More to come…
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May 14, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Evan Longoria’s Message To You, Rude O’s Fans

Evan Longoria tweets an obnoxious, excessive message for O’s fans. [BSR] O’s take two of three from the Rays, remain in first place. [Camden Chat] The O’s are hitting home runs at an incredible pace. [Steve Melewski] Henry Rodriguez blows it in Cincy as Nats fall out of first place. [WaPo] Wilson Ramos is out with a torn ACL, which is unbelievable. [Nats Journal] Minor league...
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May 14, 2012  |  Discuss

Bryce Harper Cuts His Hair And Bloodies His Eye (PHOTOS)

I’m not sure what you call Bryce Harper’s famed haircut — the skullet, the muskrat, the brohawk — but he took a razor to the back, leaving him rattail-less for the first time as a big leaguer: Approve. Elsewhere in Harper mythology, the wunderkind had a rough night at the dish, going 0-for-5 in his worst game since joining the Nats two weeks ago. It was so bad that after...
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May 12, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Braden Holtby Has A Baby And Karl Alzner Has A Neckbeard

Karl Alzner’s playoff beard ranked as a top-five playoff beard. [Puck Daddy] Braden Holtby’s fiance has a baby boy, Benjamin Hunter. [Caps Insider] Here’s the best Photoshop imaginable of lil’ Benjamin Hunter. [RMNB] Caps “have a very special young goaltender in Holtby.” [Russian Machine] Matt Hendricks is having a hell of a playoff run. [Caps Insider] Looking at the...
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May 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Redskins Reveal Florida State-y, Leatherheaded 80th Anniversary Uniforms (PHOTOS)

The Redskins’ new alternate uniforms are throwbacks to the Sammy Baugh era, and the Skins plan to wear them twice during this, their 80th season. Some will say these are totally badass, while others will be reminded of Seminoles football, or maybe that awful movie with George Clooney and Jim from The Office. I will like them so long as the Redskins are winning. (Photos taken with...
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May 10, 2012  |  Discuss

NY Post Headline Gaffe: ‘Game 6 Sends Home For Summer’

Today’s Dewey Defeats Truman-esque moment (via @bruce_arthur):
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May 10, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Caps Force Another Game 7

The Caps, thanks to Holtby and co., force a Game 7 in NY. [Japers' Rink] Ovechkin nearly scored from the seat of his pants. [Russian Machine] Unlike Game 5, the Caps’ penalty kill came up big. [Caps Insider] More screengrabs of Braden Holtby’s mom freaking the fork out. [Bog] An interview with the Caps’ “forgotten man,” Dmitry Orlov. [RMNB] The Nats lose a weird one...
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May 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Spotted: Ovi’s Ridiculous Mercedes, Now With a New Paint Job

We were first made familiar with Ovi’s understated 2010 Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG Black Series by Steinz a couple years ago. Then it was covered with a flat black paint job. But now it has a new look, as spotted by the Youngest Mottram on Thursday morning: Still an amazing vehicle, although could do without the Rangers colors right about now. Another photo of the car, and Beef’s...
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May 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Nats PR Says America’s Most Beautiful City Is … Pittsburgh

As tweeted by @NationalsPR, which is “the official Twitter page of the Washington Nationals Baseball Media Relations Department,” during last night’s Nats-Pirates game at PNC Park (via D.C. Sports Bog): Now, PNC Park is a beautiful ballpark, and I don’t find Pittsburgh itself to be particularly ugly, but really? You’re the PR arm of the Nationals and you’re hailing Pittsburgh...
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May 09, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: First-Place Nats And O’s Felled By Awesome Home Runs

Nats lose in Pittsburgh on walk-off HR as Zim and LaRoche return. [WaPo] Josh Hamilton hits four two-run HR against the Orioles. [The Sun] MLB fines Rizzo for his comments on *********** Cole Hamels. [Nats Journal] The brothers Ripken agree with Rizzo’s assessment of Hamels. [Bog] Rizzo keeps talking about Hamels, being “old school,” etc. [Jason Reid] Nats to rely on Bernadina...
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May 09, 2012  |  Discuss

DMV: Caps Fans Kicked In The Nuts, Again

Caps lose heartbreaker, give up goal w/ 6 secs left in OT loss. [WaPo] A guide to decompressing after Game 5, which is pretty hard to do. [RMNB] Silver lining: maybe the Caps play best with backs to the wall. [HMcFB] Craig Laughlin watches the Caps from his hospital bed. [DCSBN] Tonight’s Nats lineup to be w/o Werth, w/ Zim, LaRoche. [CSNW] Figuring out where the Nats rank among...
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May 08, 2012  |  Discuss

See You In August, Jayson Werth

The news on Jayson Werth’s broken wrist gets worse. According to Bill Ladson, he will be out “at least 12 weeks” after undergoing surgery on Monday. This puts his return at the beginning of August. So yeah, pretty awful news there. Werth’s been the team’s second best hitter with an .810 OPS this season. But on the bright side, Zimmerman and LaRoche are both set to return...
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May 07, 2012  |  Discuss

Rizzo Calls Out Hamels’ ‘Chicken ******* Beaning Of Harper

Cole Hamels intentionally hit Bryce Harper on Sunday night because … he’s a rookie? He’s getting too much attention? No one’s really sure. But we are sure that it was intentional, because Hamels admitted as much Monday morning. This caused Nats GM Mike Rizzo to react. And react in the most awesome way possible. Via Adam Kilgore at The Post: “Players take care of themselves...
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May 07, 2012  |  Discuss

3 Ridiculous Things Said About RGIII After Redskins Minicamp

“He’s the starter. Period.” That would be Mike Shanahan, impressed with young Robert Griffin III’s performance through five practices during the Redskins’ three-day rookie minicamp. It’s not a surprising sentiment when you consider that every QB taken in the top five since 2008 has started in Week 1 (via Real Redskins), but the timing caught me off guard. As Matt Terl...
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May 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Nicklas Backstrom Decks Artem Anisimov, Scores Goal (VIDEO)

It’s going back to New York 2-2, folks. Game 5 at MSG Monday night.
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May 05, 2012  |  Discuss
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