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Key & Peele release sequel to East-West game skit

Just about a year ago, Key & Peele, of the appropriately named Comedy Central show, “Key & Peele,” released a fantastic video where the comedy duo lampooned the escalating ridiculousness of the names of football players, in particular those players currently playing college football. Among the brilliant names were Hingle McCringleberry, LaCarpertron Dookmarriot and Xmus...
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September 13, 2013  |  Discuss

Kevin Durant spotted puffing on a hookah while hanging out in Miami (photos)

With NBA training camps only a short time away, Oklahoma City Thunder superstar Kevin Durant is busying himself with maximizing his relaxation before time runs out on his summer vacation and the grind of a basketball season begins anew. Durant was spotted chilling out at a Miami smoke shop on Thursday, and was subsequently photographed […]The post Kevin Durant spotted puffing on...
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JELL-O mold of Nick Saban's head created on 3D printer

For years, mankind has dreamed of eating Jell-O that is formed into the face of beloved and respected college football coaches. Thanks to SB Nation’s Spilly, we need dream no more, at least if the beloved and respected college football coach is the Alabama Crimson Tide’s Nick Saban. That’s right, folks, Spilly, with the use […]The post Jell-O mold of Nick Saban’s head created...
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Pirates fan demolishes child in quest to secure a stupid baseball hit into stands (video)

Certainly not the first time (see here and here) something somewhat similar to what transpired at PNC Park on Thursday night when a grown-ass man selfishly and irresponsibly runs over a kid in order to secure a souvenir, but that does not mean what occurred doesn’t merit briefly addressing. During the top of the third […]The post Pirates fan demolishes child in quest to secure...
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September 13, 2013  |  Discuss

Tom Brady: I have to improve my body language

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his receivers had a frustrating night on Thursday. Dropped balls, slight overthrows, sloppy conditions, you name it, marred the productivity of a usually remarkably efficient offense. Brady ended up having an extremely sub-par night, especially statistically. For the first time in four years, Brady completed less than fifty […]The...
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Louisville Cardinals fan’s Rick Pitino tattoo is straight-up nightmare fuel (photo)

Good Lord. It is not at all uncommon for big-time sports fans to get tattoos in order to pay tribute to a beloved team or favorite player. Sometimes, as is the case with this Boston Bruins tattoo, the results are excellent. Other times, the inked outcome is acceptable, like this James Harden tattoo. And then […]The post Louisville Cardinals fan’s Rick Pitino tattoo is straight...
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Richard Sherman has no problem with Colin Kaepernick’s bicep kiss celebration

Given that Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman is a known provocateur on the football field — as well as off it — perhaps it should not be surprising that he said he has no problem with San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kapernick’s patented touchdown celebration of kissing his bicep. Heading into a huge showdown with […]The post Richard Sherman has no problem...
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Texas Tech bell-ringer guy is no ********, but when he passionately rings that bell… (vid)

Oh man. Among the many traditions that Texas Tech University maintains, the long-practiced bell-ringing that occurs during Red Raiders home football games at Jones AT&T Stadium in Lubbock may be the most awkwardly and unintentionally hilarious. And on Thursday night, as the Red Raiders hosted the  TCU Horned Frogs, ESPN cameras caught the bell-ringer guy […]The post Texas...
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Of course there is an Andrew Luck corn maze in Indiana (photo)

Take that, Peyton Manning corn maze. As if a corn maze can take something, even “that.” There’s something about Indiana that makes it a mecca of sorts for sports-inspired corn mazes. Okay, I can only come up with one other instance besides the above corn maze in Indiana depicting and celebrating Indianapolis Colts second-year quarterback […]The post Of course there is an...
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September 12, 2013  |  Discuss

Seventeen magazine’s feature, ‘The Hottest College Football Players,’ is hilarious

Not to let the cat out of the bag and play the spoiler for you readers out there who are still eagerly waiting for the latest issue of Seventeen to show up in your mailbox, but the magazine has tabbed Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback A.J. McCarron (above with gal pal Katherine Webb) as the hottest […]The post Seventeen magazine’s feature, ‘The Hottest College Football Players...
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PETA accuses NFL of animal cruelty, adds bleeding rat to shield logo (photo)

News flash: PETA has done something that lacks subtlety. Might want to take a seat before you begin to feel lightheaded. In a press release, PETA accuses the NFL of funding and performing awful experiments on animals for research on sports injuries. Yeah. n excerpt from the release: For years, the National Football League Foundation, […]The post PETA accuses NFL of animal cruelty...
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Brian Wilson tells Kings player to throw ball into stands during first pitch, he obliges (video)

With NHL training camps set to begin, the Los Angeles Dodgers welcomed a few members of the Los Angeles Kings to Dodger Stadium to take part in the ceremonial first pitch before the team hosted the Arizona Diamondbacks on Wednesday night. Jeff Carter, Matt Greene and Daniel Carcillo, who was traded to the Kings by […]The post Brian Wilson tells Kings player to throw ball into stands...
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Vonn denies cheating on Tiger

On Wednesday, the National Enquirer sent shock waves through the gossip-rag-reading community by teasing a report published in its new issue on Thursday alleging that Lindsey Vonn had cheated on Tiger Woods in August at a Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake concert in Miami, Fla. According to a source, Vonn, in South Beach for a LVTakesMiami promotion and […]The post Lindsey Vonn vehemently...
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Texas Rangers-branded breakfast

A question for Texas Rangers fans: Even if you are unwilling to leggo your Eggo and insist that they’ll have to pry your Aunt Jemima pancakes from your cold dead hands, do you still feel like your pre-made breakfast items are holding you back from truly supporting your favorite major league baseball team? If so, […]The post There are Texas Rangers-branded waffles and pancakes...
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Woman poses next to what must be a Sammy Sosa wax scultpure … wait, what? (photo)

I’m not sure why this story is considered newsworthy, but a photo of a young woman posing next to a wax sculpture of former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa is making its way around the Internet. Sure, Sosa’s ill-conceived Pinterest page was hilarious and warranted attention, but this pic? Strange. I have to say that […]The post Woman poses next to what must be a Sammy Sosa...
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Katherine Webb seated next to dude from ‘Duck Dynasty’ at fashion show (video)

Somehow, through some strange confluence of events, Katherine Webb was seated next to Uncle Si Robertson, he of the reality show “Duck Dynasty” at a fashion show. That’s something. Webb used to be known as Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, but has since surpassed the football slinger in fame and notoriety, in no […]The post Katherine Webb seated...
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September 12, 2013  |  Discuss

Old racy black-and-white photos of Kate Upton surface

And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Apparently, these jaw-dropping black-and-white photographs of Kate Upton looking her absolute best are from a shoot she did with photographer James Weber a few years back. Weber does nothing but praise her ability, talents and professionalism in a post in which he freely admits that he […]The post Racy black-and-white pics of Kate...
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Barney’s movie had heart, but ‘Marlins fan hit in crotch by ball’ had yadda yadda yadda (video)

In a perfect metaphor for what it must be like to be a Miami Marlins fan, forced to sit in that near-empty, garish stadium while your hometown team stinks up the joint, one unlucky fellow unwittingly became mocking Internet crotch humor fodder when a home run off the bat of Atlanta Braves player Evan Gattis […]The post Barney’s movie had heart, but ‘Marlins fan hit in crotch...
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49ers RB Anthony Dixon refers to Seahawks as ‘She-Hawks’ in tweet, deletes it

It’s not like that the heavily anticipated Sunday night match-up between the San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks needs any further hyping. From the animosity that exists between head coaches Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll and presumably all the way down to the 53rd man on the roster — not to mention the respective fan […]The post 49ers RB Anthony Dixon refers to Seahawks...
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Brent Burns takes great official team photo

Last year, the interwebs had a field day as it marveled at the epic team photo San Jose Sharks eccentric defenseman Brent Burns had taken for his official shot. If the sneak peek above of Burns’ recent photo session is any indication, this season’s version will prove to be just as enjoyable. Actually, let’s cut […]The post San Jose Sharks defenseman Brent Burns takes another...
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Get Manning Face on the brain with this Peyton Manning strain of marijuana (photo)

Crazy insane got no brain, uh, Manning Face? Okay, maybe I can’t drop rhymes like Cypress Hill but can you dig how far out it is that Peyton Manning actually has a strain of marijuana named after him? It be true, man, it be true. “Peyton Manning” bud is described as “The best of both […]The post Get Manning Face on the brain with this Peyton Manning strain of marijuana...
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WATCH: Episode 3 of Rickie Fowler's 'Dick Fowler, P.I.'

It’s been far too long since we’ve been treated to a new and exciting installment of Rickie Fowler’s powerhouse portrayal of hard-nosed, brilliantly mustachioed golf private investigator Dick Fowler. Well, the wait is over, as Episode No. 3 (see Episode No.1 here and Episode No. 2 here) of “Dick Fowler, P.I.” has arrived, premiering on […]The post ‘Driver vs. Driver...
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September 11, 2013  |  Discuss

National Enquirer reports that Lindsey Vonn cheated on Tiger Woods

The National Enquirer, the most “truthy” of gossip rags, is reporting that Lindsey Vonn has been caught cheating on Tiger Woods, which is the Bizarro World version of how many assumed any cheating story involving the lovers would play out. The Enquirer reports that said philandering occurred at a Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z concert in […]The post National Enquirer reports that...
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Denver liquor store sign: ‘This is the dawning of the Age of Demaryius’ (pic)

Groovy, man. Groovy. Of course, the sign hanging outside Wine Seller & Spirits Too Store in Denver praises Denver Broncos fourth-year wide receiver Demaryius Thomas via a clever nod to the song “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In” from the 1967 musical “Hair.” This leads me to only one conclusion: The laws enacted in Colorado on Monday […]The post Denver liquor store sign...
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September 11, 2013  |  Discuss

Cavaliers center credits offseason weight gain to Krispy Kreme donuts

On NBA.com, Cleveland Cavaliers center Tyler Zeller is listed at 250 pounds. Clearly, that’s not much weight to carry around on a 7-foot frame, so his offseason goal was to pack on some pounds in order to better respond to the physical rigors inherent of playing the center position in the NBA. Generally, professional athletes, […]The post Cavaliers center Tyler Zeller credits...
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