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UL-Lafayette Strength Coach Could Care Less About His Bleeding Head Wound

UL-Lafayette strength coach Rusty Whitt, whose team is taking on San Diego State in the R + L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, is either oblivious to the trail of blood running down the side of his face, or he’s so tough and macho that he just doesn’t care.  Since he’s rocking a pair of sunglasses inside the Superdome, I’ll go with the latter. How appropriate that the team he...
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December 17, 2011  |  Discuss

Don’t the Newest Hornets Players Look Absolutely Thrilled to be Here?

Just looking at the expression on the faces of Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman, and Al-Farouq Aminu as they show off their new Hornets jerseys makes me terribly depressed.  Have you ever seen a picture more full of sad in your life?  It’s like they need to be on suicide watch or something. Is New Orleans that bad of a place to play, or are the guys just butthurt because the three of...
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December 17, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: This Seinfeld/Tim Tebow Mashup is Definitely Spongeworthy

Tebow, T-Bone. Meh, close enough for me. Since we’re talking Seinfeld here, one of my favorite subjects, wouldn’t Tim Tebow be the equivalent to Kenny Bania? You know, how Bania seemed to get laughs by riding Jerry’s coattails as a “time-slot hit,”, much the same way Tebow is getting praise for riding the coattails of the Broncos defense? If that seems like a stretch,...
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December 17, 2011  |  Discuss

Bayern Munich’s Daniel Van Buyten’s Free Kick Ends This Soccer Ball’s Career

So maybe Van Buyten did have some help from the bottom of one of the Cologne defender’s shoes, but still, that soccer ball’s career is finished.  Kaput.  Over.  And how often do you think something like that happens during the course of the season.  Three, maybe four times? Watching Arjen Robben booting the deformed ball into the stands had me pondering—is that the soccer...
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December 17, 2011  |  Discuss

NHL Analyst Mike Milbury Accused of Assaulting a 12-Year-Old Hockey Player

Mike Milbury, the former Boston Bruins tough guy, New York Islanders coach and GM, and current NHL analyst for NBC and CBC, among others, has been charged with assault and battery on a 12-year-old child after a brawl erupted between two pee wee hockey teams, one of which employs Milbury as an assistant coach. From The Boston Channel… Michael Milbury, who currently works as a hockey...
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December 16, 2011  |  Discuss

Please Vote Rod Bironas to the Pro Bowl So We Don’t Have to See This Video Again

Titans kicker Rod Bironas is making a late push to get voted to this year’s NFL Pro Bowl, and he’s doing so by recruiting a slew of country music stars to shill on his behalf in the hopes that the Tennessee kicker can secure a free trip to Hawaii, while the song My Sharona by the Knack, changed to My Bironas, plays in the background. Apparently a lot of country music singers...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

Looking for the Perfect Ecard for the Penn State/Syracuse Alum in Your Life?

Kind of sums things up pretty nicely, don’t you think?  I’m fairly certain that anyone associated with either Penn State or Syracuse is hoping like hell that they don’t get grilled by friends and family about their school’s respective sex scandals.  Nothing ruins a holiday get-together quicker than having to discuss pedophiles running rampant on your college campus. You...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss
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Serena Williams rocks Superman pajamas

Faster than an overhand smash.  Able to berate a chair umpire in a single bound.  Look, up in the sky…it’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Serena Williams in a set of Superman pajamas.  The tennis star uploaded this picture to her Twitter account, and while it may not be the sexiest choice in sleepwear, it’s quite appropriate if she ever wakes up in the middle of the...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Patrick Kane’s Ridiculous Shootout Goal was Ridiculous

Wedensday’s Blackhawks-Wild game went to a shootout, with Chicago coming out as the eventual winners thanks to this insane shootout goal by Patrick Kane.  The talented Hawks winger nearly comes to a complete standstill as he comes in on Minnesota netminder Niklas Backstrom, then makes about 38 dekes before easily sliding the puck home past the befuddled Backstrom. As a goalie...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

Colorado Brewery Set to Unveil “Tebrew” the Tim Tebow Inspired Beer

Seems like everyone has jumped on the runaway train that is Tebowmania.  So far we’ve seen Tim Tebow inspired Christmas cards, Tebowing Fatheads, a Tebow Christmas lights display, and a pair of awful Tebow tattoos, and now an Eagle, Colorado brewery is horning in on the action by creating a Tebow inspired beer called “Tebrew: The Sunday Sipper.” Bonfire Brewing is the company...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

Chubby Devils Fan Lets Montreal’s Hal Gill Know That He’s Number One

I tell ya, this kid ain’t fooling around, flashing Montreal defenseman Hal Gill the finger then following that up with a staredown to end all staredowns.  Passionate, intense, unsmiling, chubby, this Devils fan loves his team and dislikes Hal Gill for some reason.  Maybe the kid just has a hate on for lumbering defenseman on opposing teams.  I’m sure one reason for the kid’s...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

Tiny Penguins Fan Loses it After Finding Out Parents Don’t Root For His Team

Kids are great, aren’t they?  Not only can you mold them to dislike the things you dislike, and make them do the menial crap around the house you don’t want to do, they’re also the easiest people in the world, outside of hillbillies and the Kardashians,  to pull a fast one on.  They are so innocent, so gullible, so dumb, that pranking them is as easy as making emo teenagers...
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December 15, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Pond Hockey is Vastly Different in the Yukon

I’ve never been to the Yukon, and know very little about it save for the fact that it’s Canada’s smallest territory and it’s colder than a witch’s teat in the winter.  But with extreme cold conditions comes frozen water, and from the looks of this video, pond hockey in the Yukon is hugely different than playing shinny on your backyard homemade rink. I don’t know what’s...
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December 14, 2011  |  Discuss

In the San Jose Sharks Locker Room the Jockstraps are All Knowing, All Seeing

Look, a Jockstrap-O-Lantern!  I wonder if the interviewer even noticed the crudely decorated cup while he was chatting with Sharks winger Jamie McGinn?  Or did he just feel as if he was being watched by a piece of protective equipment designed to protect a hockey player’s junk.  Don’t laugh, I’ve had that feeling more times than I can count. Now, if the Sharks had sold...
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December 14, 2011  |  Discuss

Referee Stephen Walkom Crushes Flyers’ Kimmo Timonen With Huge Bodycheck

Pretty sure Philly defensman Kimmo Timonen wasn’t expecting to get laid out like that at the hands of referee Stephen Walkom late in the third period of his team’s 5-1 win over the Caps. I mean, he’s just trying to work the puck behind the Washington net when boom, he gets leveled by Walkom’s flying bodycheck, that was probably more embarrassing than devastating. And who...
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December 14, 2011  |  Discuss

The San Jose Sharks 2012 Holiday Video is Both Awesome and Awkward

For the second year in a row member of the San Jose Sharks have gotten together to produce an hilarious holiday video, this time hosting the Sharks Holiday Shopping Network.  The guys are peddling a boatload of quality merchandise, the best of which has to be the “Jumbo” Joe Thornton Wooly Mammoth Chest Toupee, made with real Canadian chest hair. The goofiness runs a lengthy...
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December 14, 2011  |  Discuss

'Tebowing', now available in Fathead form

Ask and ye shall receive.  Responding to an outpouring of demand from fans looking for a Fathead of the Broncos quarterback in his now iconic pose, the Dan Gilbert owned company released the Tim Tebow “Tebowing” Fathead this past Tuesday, and I’ll give you one guess as to which giant wall graphic is the top seller for the week. The 4-foot-5 by 4-foot-8 image of Tebow doing...
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December 14, 2011  |  Discuss

Robert Griffin III Read the Top 10 List on Letterman Last Night in a Killer Tuxedo

Fresh off his Heisman Trophy win, Baylor QB Robert Griffin III appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman last night to read the top 10 list of things that went through his mind when he won the Heisman.  RG3 did a splendid job too, coming off as comfortable and relaxed in front of the camera, while showing off his pretty decent grasp of comedy, all while rocking a sweet tuxedo...
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December 13, 2011  |  Discuss

Video: Benches clear at kids hockey game

Most of the time when a pair of hockey teams engage in a bench clearing brawl, it’s nothing to laugh at. Of course, most of the time those brawls don’t involve two teams made up of 9-year-old kids. Lucky for us this one does, and instead of turning into a vicious cockfight, this melee may just be the most adorable brouhaha in the history of hockey brawls. Seems this fracas...
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December 13, 2011  |  Discuss

David Price Helps Out at a Charity Event, Gets His Car Peed On, Avoids a Punch

"Either that dude is peeing on my car or he's making love to the keyhole with the world's smallest dong..." See people, this is why it doesn’t pay to be altruistic.  One minute you’re slinging drinks at a charity event put on by your boss, the next minute you’re finding some dude taking a piss on your car.  Worse still, the urinator gets peeved at you for...
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December 13, 2011  |  Discuss

Metta World Peace’s New Jersey Now With 100% Less Artest

Same colors, same number, same logo on the front.  But instead of it reading Artest on the back, it says World Peace, in keeping with the Metta World Peace name change.  Meh, looks kind of cool but doesn’t wow me like I hoped it would, like if Artest had changed his name to Metta No Fat Chicks Allowed or something. Still, having World Peace on the back of your uniform offers...
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December 12, 2011  |  Discuss

Tim Tebow Tebowing Christmas Cards are Real and They’re Spectacular

Looking for that unique gift idea for the Denver Broncos fan in your life, but have no clue as to what to get them?  Your worries are over my friend, now that these Tim Tebow Tebowing Christmas cards are available for purchase on eBay.  Where else can you find a drawing of baby Jesus and his full-grown, NFL quarterbacking equivalent on the same piece of paper? For a mere $15 you...
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December 12, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Brandon Jacobs’ Latest TD Dance is Quite Funkalicious

Giants RB Brandon Jacobs rushed for 101-yards and a pair of scores in New York’s 37-34, come-from-behind victory over the Dallas Cowboys.  While Jacobs’ second score was the eventual game winner, it was his first touchdown that elicited the funkiest celebration from the Giants rusher this side of Dance Fever.  It was sassy, it was provocative, and it tied Jacobs with Tiki Barber...
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December 12, 2011  |  Discuss

Montana State’s Elvis Akpla Puts All That “Catch of the Year” Talk to Bed With This Grab

We’ve seen a few candidates for football “catch of the year,” most notably here and here, but I believe that this grab by Montana State WR Elvis Akpla tops them all.  Let’s just say that the few superlatives that I have in my extremely weak vocabulary couldn’t begin to do this catch justice, it’s just that good. Akpla, who immediately becomes the third greatest Elvis...
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December 10, 2011  |  Discuss

RG3 May Have Won the 2011 Heisman Trophy, But Did He Have the Best Swag as Well?

Baylor QB Robert Griffin III is the much deserved 2011 Heisman Trophy winner, easily beating out Stanford QB Andrew Luck.  The Bears’ standout received 405 first place votes and 1,687 to Luck’s 247 first place votes and 1,407 points.  Alabama RB Trent Richardson finished third with 138 first-place votes and 978 points, while Wisconsin RB Montee Ball and  LSU cornerback Tyrann...
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December 10, 2011  |  Discuss
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