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VIDEO: Preds Jordin Tootoo Can’t Shut Off His Nosebleed During Interview

Often times during an NHL broadcast a player will be interviewed between periods to give his thoughts on how the game’s progressing, his team’s play, and other vital point of interest for the viewers at home.  During Tuesday’s game against the Calgary Flames, Nashville forward Jordin Tootoo was the intermission guest for Fox Sports Tennessee announcer Terry Crisp, and let’s...
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November 30, 2011  |  Discuss

Deron Williams’ Dozen Games for Beşiktaş Was Enough for Them to Retire His Jersey

Nets guard Deron Williams was one of  the first players to sign on to play basketball overseas when the NBA lockout started, joining Turkish club Beşiktaş.  Williams ended up playing in just 12 games with the team, while putting up some decent numbers (19.7 points and 6.4 assists per game), including a 50-point output against Goettingen in the Eurochallenge Cup. Either Beşiktaş...
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November 29, 2011  |  Discuss

Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis Spent the Lockout Enjoying Arts and Crafts, Self-Reflection

Not every NBA player went overseas during the lockout.  Some, like Celtics forward Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis, spent their time off partaking in activities much more creative and introspective in nature.  As this following video shows, Davis enjoyed filling the yawning chasm left by the lack of basketball by taking up knitting, assembling model car kits, and recreating the TD Gardens...
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November 29, 2011  |  Discuss

Your Musical Interlude for the Day: Mike Tyson Sings “The Girl From Ipanema”

Not bad for someone who used to pummel guys for a living. I dare say the Tyson has some decent singing chops. Is it just me or has everything Mike Tyson been involved with lately been nothing but gold? The former heavyweight champ showed off his crooning abilities on the Brazilian variety show Huck’s Cauldron, performing a duet with Daniel Jobim. Looks to me that the transformation...
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November 29, 2011  |  Discuss

Detroit Mercy Guard Drives the Lane, Loses the Handle, Makes Basket Anyway

Detroit Mercy sophomore guard Ray McCallum Jr. certainly had lady luck on his side when he made this improbable basket during his team’s 94-93 win over Austin Peay last week. Heck, even the Harlem Globetrotters would say that shot was impressive. Unlike the Globetrotters however, McCallum’s shot was pure flukiness at it’s best. Not only is McCallum’s basket incredibly lucky...
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November 29, 2011  |  Discuss

Taiwan Portrays Lions’ Suh as a Growling Man-Beast With a Taste for Human Flesh

Next Media Animation is at it again, this time giving us their version of the Ndamukong Suh stomping incident from the Lions-Packers Thanksgiving Day game.  As per usual NMA’s perspective on the whole thing, including their portrayal of Detroit defensive tackle, is, shall we say, unique. I’m not the most astute observer, but I think I would have noticed that Suh, besides stomping...
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November 29, 2011  |  Discuss

Rec League Hockey Team May Have the Best Blue Jays Inspired Jerseys Out There

Came across these badass hockey jerseys while perusing Twitter and thought what the hell, they’re close enough to the much ballyhooed new Blue Jays retro-inspired jerseys to warrant their own post.  Plus I’m hoping someone takes the hint and scores me one of these beauties for Christmas (you know who you are). According to Jesse Unrath, the fine young man who uploaded the above...
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November 28, 2011  |  Discuss

This Three-Year-Old Has No Problem With Firing Andy Reid, Mild Cursing

The expectations were high for the Philadelphia Eagles coming into this season, but injuries and underwhelming performances have them sitting at 4-7 with little to no chance at getting into the playoffs.  The predictable unrest amongst Eagles fans has boiled over and the chants of “Fire Andy!” are being heard loud and clear at Lincoln Financial Field, even if Andy Reid claims...
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November 28, 2011  |  Discuss

Bengals WR Jerome Simpson is the Floppingest Flopper Who Ever Flopped

Oh my but that flop by Bengals receiver Jerome Simpson is glorious in it’s magnificence. Unless Browns LB Scott Fujita is the strongest man in the universe, because his mere touch sends Simpson flying through the air with the greatest of ease. The Cincy receiver gets style points for his leg kicks though. Nothing like going full WWE when trying to draw a penalty flag, which worked...
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November 28, 2011  |  Discuss

Bills WR mocks Plaxico gun incident after TD

Bills WR Stevie Johnson caught a touchdown pass from QB Ryan Fitzpatrick late in the first half to give Buffalo a 14-7 lead over the NY Jets. Johnson then gives us a touchdown celebration for the ages, by mocking Jets receiver Plaxico Burress’ infamous self-inflicted nightclub shooting. He finishes it off by pretending to be an airplane that crashes to the ground, which...
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November 27, 2011  |  Discuss

This TD Grab by Marshall WR Aaron Dobson May Just be the Catch of the Year

The Marshall Thundering Herd became bowl eligible for the first time under head coach Doc Halliday this past  Saturday after triumphing over the East Carolina Pirates 34-27 in overtime.  Junior WR Aaron Dobson hauled in four passes for 110-yards and a pair of touchdowns on the day, the best one of them being this sick one-handed touchdown grab despite good coverage by the East...
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November 27, 2011  |  Discuss

Akron Football Coach Rob Ianello Fired in What Might be the Worst Way Possible

The University of Akron has decided that back-to-back 1-11 seasons just doesn’t cut it in college football, and are relieving Rob Ianello of his head coaching duties immediately.  This is not surprising news in the least.  How the school went about informing Ianello of his firing is. Apparently Ianello was told that he was done as the Zips football coach via a phone call while...
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November 27, 2011  |  Discuss

Awesome AHL Goalie’s Rather Awesome Celebration Nearly Leads to a Brawl

That’s a lot of awesome for one headline.  Maybe too much…or not enough.  Awesome is good.  If there had been a brawl between these two AHL teams, then yeah, I probably would have thrown a third “awesome” in there, just for kicks. Alas there was no brawling between the AHL’s Hershey Bears and Wilkes-Barre Scranton Penguins, but there almost was, thanks to the hi jinks...
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November 26, 2011  |  Discuss
CHECK YOUR UNDIES

Michigan punter terrified after botching snap

The look of terror on Michigan Wolverines punter Will Hagerup’s face after muffing this snap in the second half of the Wolverines 40-34 vicotyr over The Ohio State is absolutely priceless. Poor Hagerup looks like an obstetrician who lost the handle on a baby during delivery and realizes the kid is about to land right on their soft spot, or a soldier who got confused and threw...
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November 26, 2011  |  Discuss

Do You Love Tim Tebow as Much as This Guy Loves Tim Tebow? Not Bloody Likely

I don’t have any tattoos, but if I were to get one, it probably wouldn’t be this one.  Not that I don’t like Tebow, which I don’t, but even if I adored the hell out of the Broncos quarterback, I doubt I would go so far as to get a tattoo like this across the width of my back.  Hey, I love bacon, but you don’t see me inking strips of sizzling gold all over my torso. Come...
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November 24, 2011  |  Discuss

Logan Morrison’s Christmas Lights are Both Clever and Lazy in Their Design

Logan Morrison, the precocious left fielder for the Florida Miami Marlins, seems like the type of guy who doesn’t have a lot of spare time on his hands, but still likes to go all out on special occasions.  It’s precisely this sort of problem that Morrison encounters when things such as decorating his house for Christmas comes up. Luckily for us, LoMo is also the type of guy...
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November 24, 2011  |  Discuss

Ndamukong Suh ejected for stomping opponent

For a guy who claims he’s not a dirty player, Lions DT Ndamukong Suh sure doesn’t act like it. His latest transgression, stomping on the arm of Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith, was not only a stupid move by the talented, yet hot-headed Suh, but it also cost his team dearly as the Detroit defensive tackle was tossed from the game. Here’s how it went down—with his team...
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November 24, 2011  |  Discuss
BETTER WITH AGE

Wild sign 51-year-old goalie

Minnesota was in a bad spot leading up to their game, so they added an emergency goalie -- a 51-year-old print shop owner.

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November 23, 2011  |  Discuss

Support Obama’s 2012 Re-Election Bid With This Nifty Hoops Jersey

Wow, now I can support President Obama’s 2012 re-election bid while looking like a hipster doofus?  Color me red, white and sold! According to Barry’s website this badboy is made of 2-Ply tricot mesh with sewn-on appliques.  I have no idea what any of those words are, but I understand the four words that follow them—Made in the USA.  Damn straight!  I’d love to show...
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November 23, 2011  |  Discuss
WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Hogan loses big in divorce settlement

The Hulkster got taken to the cleaners by his ex-wife in divorce court, so expect him to be appearing in commercials with Troy Aikman for years to come. 

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November 23, 2011  |  Discuss

Kings RW Dustin Brown Has Problems Mastering the Finer Points of a Water Bottle

L.A. winger Dustin Brown has a “blond” moment while sitting on the Kings bench between shifts. Hey, those water bottles are complicated—not like there’s little spigot on top or anything. Oh, wait. No truth to the rumor that Brown has “L” and “R” printed on his skates as well. [H/T to Bob's Blitz]
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November 23, 2011  |  Discuss

Tennessee State Frosh M.J. Rhett’s Mom Comes Home From Iraq to Surprise Her Son

Tennessee State was in Chapel Hill to take on No.1 ranked North Carolina this past Tuesday, and a genuinely touching moment took place during coach John Cooper’s pregame speech when redshirt freshman M.J. Rhett was asked to take the floor, only to be surprised by his mother Stephanie, an E-5 sergeant in the Army National Guard, who was on leave from a tour of duty in Iraq. It was...
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November 23, 2011  |  Discuss

Your Bizarre Death Story of the Day: MMA Fighter Crushed by Falling Cow Carcass

I know it’s rather crass to make light of someone dying, especially someone so young as this guy, but when your demise involves death by falling cow, well, it gets rather difficult not to point out the absurdity of it all. Ally McCrae was an up-and-coming MMA fighter who’s day job was working at a slaughterhouse.  Unfortunately for McCrae it’s also where he happened to be...
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November 22, 2011  |  Discuss
YOU DOWN WITH ADT?

White Sox GM's house broken into

The home of Kenny Williams was broken into while the White Sox GM was out of town. Besides making off with Williams' 2005 World Series ring, the burglar also cooked a pizza, drank a beer and defrosted a lobster.

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November 22, 2011  |  Discuss

Metta World Peace Makes You an Offer You Probably Should Refuse

Is it weird that I’m thinking of taking Ron Artest Metta World Peace up on this offer?  My chest hair is like a brillo pad and I’m sure Metta’s toenails are nicely manicured with very little fungus.  Sounds like a win-win to me. [@MettaWorldPeace]
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November 22, 2011  |  Discuss
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