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VIDEO: For Being Such a Big Fat Guy, Rex Ryan is Surprisingly Thin-Skinned

Rex Ryan and the Jets got their asses handed to them Sunday night, at home no less, by their hated rivals the New England Patriots. No doubt that the Jets coach was bound to be a bit testy following the game, but sheesh, there’s no need to respond like that—unless, of course, your name is Rex Ryan. Fan: “Hey Rex, Belichick is better than you.” Rex: “Shut the f*ck up!...
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November 14, 2011  |  Discuss

Bill Belichick and Son Stephen Share a Tender Moment Following Pats Win

Bill Belichick’s New England Patriots dismantled Rex Ryan’s New York Jets 37-16 on Sunday Night Football, racking up 389 yards of offense against the Jets vaunted defense and grabbing first overall in the AFC East. Savoring the victory over their divisional foes, coach Belichick and his son Stephen shared a rather touching moment as the two walked off the MetLife Stadium field...
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November 14, 2011  |  Discuss

Chiefs WR Jonathan Baldwin Makes Catch of the Year (And it Doesn’t Count)

With his team down 10-0 to the Broncos at home, Chiefs QB Matt Cassel airs one out to rookie receiver Jonathan Baldwin, who makes what can only be described as a simply spectacular catch, despite blanket coverage by safety Brian Dawkins.  Baldwin ends up snagging the ball behind Dawkins’ back, managing to hold on to the football even after the Denver safety falls on top of him...
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November 14, 2011  |  Discuss

Bills WR David Nelson Scores TD, Gets All Romantic With His Cowboys Cheerleader Girlfriend

Aww, isn’t that just the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen on a football field? Bills WR David Nelson giving his Dallas Cowboys cheerleader girlfriend Kelsi Reich the football he scored Buffalo’s only touchdown of the day is the most romantic thing I’ve witnessed since Rashard Mendenhall dry humped a prone Ben Roethlisberger. Poor Ms.Reich looks absolutely clueless as to what...
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November 13, 2011  |  Discuss

Parents of Lt. Charlie Jacobs, on Hand for Ceremonial Puck Drop, Get Surprise of Their Life

Wonderfully touching moment from Saturday night’s Bruins-Sabres game, as Daron and Lori Jacobs, parents of Lt. Charlie Jacobs of the 182d Infantry of the Massachusetts National Guard, were on hand to perform the ceremonial puck drop between Bruins captain Zdeno Chara and Buffalo captain Jason Pominville in honor of Veteran’s Day.  Lt. Jacobs has been serving in Afghanistan for...
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November 13, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Arkansas’ Joe Adams Gives Us the Punt Return to End All Punt Returns

Highly unlikely you’ve ever come across a punt return as electrifying as this one by Arkansas senior WR Joe Adams in the Razorbacks game against Tennessee.  The 60-yard return, which put Arkansas up 14-0 in the first quarter. Adams’ amazing return had the Razorback Stadium crowd jacked up, and who could blame them.  Once you see the return for yourself, in which Adams should...
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November 13, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: UConn’s Jeremy Lamb Kicks Off the Season With this Monster Dunk

The UConn Huskies opened their college basketball season Friday night against Columbia, winning the contest 70-57.  Jeremy Lamb led the way for Jim Calhoun’s UConn squad with a career-high 30 points, the most ferocious of which was this posterizing dunk on a poor Lions defender who mistakenly wandered into Lamb’s path. Somehow I doubt this will be the last time Lamb posterizes...
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Torry Holt’s Middle Finger Always Points to True North

See kids, this is what happens to football players when their fingers become dislocated multiple times.  Eventually the digit just gives up trying to maintain it’s original shape and structure and becomes what you see on Torry Holt’s left hand—a disfigured, grotesque appendage that has a mind of it’s own. Obviously this doesn’t just happen overnight, and as you can tell...
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Swedish Hockey Player Manages to Score on a Breakaway Despite Broken Stick

Here’s your freakish hockey goal of the week, courtesy of Västerås winger Jonte Berg, his broken stick, and an unbelievable amount of luck. Well, maybe not so much luck as it was a rather unfortunate ricochet of the leg of the Malmö defenseman who accidentally kicks the rebound past his stunned goalie and into the back of the net. Swedish hockey—come for the korv med br...
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Jerry Jones Tore Down Fred Jackson’s Boyhood Home When Building Cowboys Stadium

The Buffalo Bills travel to Arlington, Texas this Sunday to take on the Dallas Cowboys at Jerry Jones’ monument to excess, the $1.3 billion Cowboys Stadium.  For Bills RB Fred Jackson, the trip to Dallas is a homecoming, as the game will be played in the Fort Worth native’s old backyard. Quite literally I might add. See, when Jerry Jones decided to build Cowboys Stadium back...
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Ex-NBAer Shawn Bradley’s Ridiculously Oversized Stolen Bike Has Been Recovered

Last Friday was not a good day for former NBA center Shawn Bradley, as his custom-built bike was stolen from a barn found on the 3-acre property he calls home in the town of Murray, Utah.  Bradley’s ride, with it’s 80-centimeter carbon-fiber aluminum frame, is about 50% bigger than the average adult bike, meaning that there’s no way the thief could have rode away with it,...
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Watch the USS Carl Vinson Transform From Aircraft Carrier to Floating Basketball Court

I don’t know about you, but I love a good time-lapse video.  This is probably due to my ever shrinking attention span which seems to be diminishing at a rate that’s directly proportional to my advancing age.  Furthermore I often…hey look, that dog has a fluffy tail! Anywho, the North Carolina Tar Heels and Michigan State Spartans are preparing to do battle on the basketball...
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Fresno Pacific Hoops Player Kicked Off Team Tries His Hand at Naked Rampaging

Chances are pretty good that you’ve never heard a freakout story quite like this one.  This tale has everything—nudity, controlled substances, tasers, police dogs, and rampaging.  Oh the rampaging. Leonard Tyrell Young is, or should I say, was a player for the Division II Fresno Pacific University basketball team until his dismissal for a “violation of team standards,”...
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Why Yes, That is Lionel Richie You Hear in the Predators Locker Room After a Win

Nothing beats the old post-game locker room celebration following a hard fought victory over league rival.  The camaraderie, the jubilation, the ice cold beer, the rehashing of game events, the vintage 1980s Lionel Richie blasting from your ipod’s speakers. Wait, what? Yes, the classic All Night Long, Lionel Richie’s catchy 80s smash hit, is the song of choice for the Nashville...
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

Prepare to Have Your Mind Blown by This Rapping Ex-Prison Guard’s Mad Skills

Have you ever come across a video or TV show and you’re expecting one thing, only to have the total opposite happen, and it’s so unexpected that it totally blows your mind.  You know, like that Paul Potts guy from Britain’s Got Talent, who at first glance seemed nuts when he told the judges he wanted to sing opera, but then totally rocked their world with his incredible performance...
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November 08, 2011  |  Discuss

Notre Dame Will Wear These God-Awful Helmets Against Maryland. No, Seriously

I don’t know if this is a joke or not, but apparently these are the helmets that the Fighting Irish are going to wear against Maryland this weekend.  Don’t stare at the picture for too long, as it will burn your retinas, and the scent of said incinerated retinas will sting your nostrils. According to SB Nation, Notre Dame is trotting these abominations out for it’s annual...
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November 07, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Bruins’ Dan Paille Taking a Slapshot Off the Face is Frightening

That is a lot of blood... Very scary moment in tonight’s Bruins-Islanders game, when Boston winger Dan Paille takes a Steve Staios slapshot clean off the face.  Fortunately Paille is one of those players who believes in wearing a visor, otherwise this could have been infinitely worse. Paille was able to get off the ice under his own power, holding a towel to his face to stem the...
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November 07, 2011  |  Discuss

Mark Sanchez Lines up at Wide Receiver, Flinches Like a Frightened Squirrel

The New York Jets came into Orchard Park today and manhandled the hometown Buffalo Bills 27-11, which left both teams sitting at 5-3 on the year.  The Jets dominated the Bills on both sides of the ball, and the score really wasn’t reflective of how one-sided this game actually was. Still, Jets QB Mark Sanchez’s day may best be remembered for this rather laughable play late in...
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November 06, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: KHL Coach Andrei Nazarov Goes Berserk, Attacks Fans With Hockey Stick

Andrei Nazarov is a former NHL enforcer who is currently head coach of the KHL’s Vityaz team.  Needless to say, Nazarov is familiar with the rougher side of hockey, thanks to his time in the National Hockey League. So it wasn’t very surprising to see the Vityaz head coach going after fans in the stands with a hockey stick after being struck by a thrown object.  The incident...
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November 06, 2011  |  Discuss

Watch This Georgia Player Score a TD, Leap a Xylophone, Get Stuck in a Hedge

The No.18 ranked Georgia Bulldogs cruised to a 63-16 win over the New Mexico State Aggies Saturday night, behind QB Aaron Murray’s five touchdown passes.  One of Murray’s scoring throws was a 6-yarder to TE Aron White late in the first half to put the Bulldogs up 49-3. While the play itself wasn’t all that memorable in the blowout, what happened to White immediately after...
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November 06, 2011  |  Discuss

LSU Tops Alabama 9-6 in OT, Much to the Chagrin of this Crying ‘Bama Fan

LSU looks like they’re on the primrose path to the BCS title game after outlasting Alabama 9-6 in overtime, in a game that featured a lot of great defense, not much in the way of offense, and some seriously poor field goal kicking. In a game full of miscues it seems only fitting that the highlight (or is it lowlight) of tonight’s “Game of the Century” is this sad Crimson...
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November 06, 2011  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel and Manny Pacquaio Make Beautiful Music Together

Boxing great Manny Pacquaio was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, and Kimmel used the opportunity to share in a beautiful duet with Pacquiao, as the pair sang the Bee Gees classic How Deep is Your Love. It was a touching and elegant musical interlude, in an off-key, out of tune sort of way.  While Kimmel may have done this for a few laughs, it’s apparent that Pacquaio...
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November 04, 2011  |  Discuss

End the NBA Lockout Before Joakim Noah Becomes a Full-Fledged Cowpoke

Noah was on hand for Wyoming’s Midnight Madness and posed with current Cowboys head coach, and former Florida assistant coach, Larry Shyatt, wearing an odd fitting cowboy hat.  At least he didn’t opt for the plaid shirt and leather chaps like Shyatt did, because that cowboy hat looks goofy enough. No word on whether or not Noah punched any doggies, whatever the hell that means...
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November 04, 2011  |  Discuss

Sometimes Being an NHL Linesman is the Most Painful Job in the World

It’s not easy being an NHL official, especially when you’re called upon to break up a fight between two players in 40-pounds of hockey equipment as they swing wildly at each other.  Things get a bit crazy, and if you’re not careful, you can end up taking an inadvertent shot to the face.  Or two, like linesman Darren Gibbs did in last night’s Vancouver/Minnesota tilt. Late...
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November 04, 2011  |  Discuss

Rex Ryan’s Role in New Adam Sandler Movie? A Huge, Patriots-Loving Lawyer

Adam Sandler, star of the upcoming movie Jack and Jill (which looks absolutely dreadful by the way), was the featured guest on NFL Network’s Rich Eisen’s Thursday podcast, and he got to talking about a movie of his to be released next summer called I Hate you, Dad, that will feature none other than Jets head coach Rex Ryan in a role that he was born to play. Ryan will play an...
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November 04, 2011  |  Discuss
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