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Game Sun Bowl: UCLA

So we got SUPER drunk this Christmas. And super drunk right now. And we forgot we had a bowl game coming up. So here is preview so uninformative, we won't even make you hit the jump. Just hit another shot of Jim. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]EqWRaAF6_WY[/youtube] B Dubs came up to the Dirty Jerz to hang out...
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December 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Game Sun Bowl: UCLA

So we got SUPER drunk this Christmas. And super drunk right now. And we forgot we had a bowl game coming up. So here is preview so uninformative, we won't even make you hit the jump. Just hit another shot of Jim. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]EqWRaAF6_WY[/youtube] B Dubs came up to the Dirty Jerz to hang out...
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December 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 12: UVA

  So... we definitely still suck. We thought maybe the bye week would have tempered our rage, but we were wrong. But one thing we can take solace in? UVA sucks WAAAAAAY worse. Your hungover, phoned in UVA preview, after the jump.... ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]I-u5baokRi0[/youtube] Yeah, so this isn'...
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November 29, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 11: Maryland Predictions

  So, that happened.  Still kind of speechless, to be honest.  In a good way.  Hit the jump.   ---------------------------------------------   Not sure how I feel about this right now.  I mean don't get me wrong, I love LOVE the fact that we doo-dooed on Miami in their house.  It was awesome.  Even if halfway through the fourth quarter, up...
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November 15, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 11: Maryland

HUH?!?! What the hell? Where I am? What the hell happened last week? We just woke up. Join us in our journey back to consciousness, after the jump. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]lX8GG3dnsp8[/youtube] With two more wins and a Duke loss we can make the ACC Championship Game? A Pittsburgh Pirate won the NL MVP? WHAT...
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November 14, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 10: Miami Predictions

Much like the Hokies the last two weeks, I'm phoning this one in.  Jump.   ---------------------------------------------   You know what's worse than watching VT lose in horrible fashion to BC?  Watching it in person.  This is twice now that I have seen BC make fools of us while I'm mere feet from the field.  I'm tired of it.  But, hey...
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November 08, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 10: Miami

  We don't even know. Hopefully you're on mobile, cuz we are phoning this **** in. Hit the jump for all the masocism you can stand. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]3s5xsVHOJQs[/youtube] We know that angry and jaded probably doesn't look good on us. We don't care... We realize that not caring...
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November 07, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 9: Boston College

We lost to Duke. At home.  We should just shut this season down.  Hit the jump.     ---------------------------------------------   So yeah, last week happened. That was just awful.  I mean seriously?  Not to be too dramatic, but damn.  Thankfully, the Red Sox won the WORLD SERIES, so my week turned out better.  Speaking of the World Series, CGally...
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November 01, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 9: Boston College

Were you angry before? Well, you are now. Happy Halloween! This year, Virginia Tech decided to dress up as a ranked team! Do we even need to warn you at this point? Angry, drunken, curse-word-ridden ranting is ahead. Also, a BC "preview." Screw BC. I'm glad we'll win by 40. Stuff. Jump. Do it... ----------------- Non-Metallica...
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October 31, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 8: Duke Predictions

Ok, this has to be quick.  The Sox are losing in the 8th and I need to finish watching this game.  Hit the jump.  Oh yeah, we're playing Duke.     ---------------------------------------------   We had a bye week last week.  I love bye weeks.  I get to have a day of not having heart troubles.  Crap.  Napoli just flied out to shallow center...
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October 24, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 8: Duke

We're not even going to try and fool you this year. We're using this picture FOREVER! It's our blog and we can do what we want. OMG THERE IS SO MUCH TO COVER!! UVA lost. WVU lost. Everyone in the entire world lost last week! Best. Bye Week. Ever. We'll cover at least 10% of it, after the jump. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump...
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October 23, 2013  |  Discuss

The Official NEZ Hokie Drinking Game

So... we have a bye week. Bye weeks SUCK. They suck as much as noon games, 81, or having to hang out with someone who uses the phrase, "Ivy League of the South." So here's something that (hopefully) doesn't suck. The Official Hokie Football Drinking Game Last year, we thought we would start small and only drink a shot for every Logan Thomas overthrow...
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October 17, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 7: Pitt Predictions

Pitt.  They followed us from the Big East to the ACC.  Our recent history with them has not been in our favor, but I say we change that this weekend.  Click jump if you agree.  Or even if you don't.  Just click the link.       ---------------------------------------------   Cool, thanks for joining us.  Glad to have you.  That game wasn&...
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October 11, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 7: Pitt

Since we haven't beat Pitt in 13 years, we couldn't find a decent picture. So here's a picture from when Pitt beat UVA. Because f*ck UVA. They want to be called Pittsburgh. No one is ever calling them Pittsburgh. That name is reserved for teams that Pittsburghers actually care about. Hit the jump better than the Pirates hit Wainwright. ---------...
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October 10, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 6: North Carolina Predictions

Everyone who saw the GT game shaping up like that raise your hand.  Liars.  All of you.  Put your hands down.     North Cackalackee is this weekend.  They're not that great this season, which means of course, we're going to struggle mightily.     Hit it.  ---------------------------------------------   First things first.  DID...
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October 04, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 6: North Carolina

First it was Western Carolina. Then it was East Carolina. Now, it's North Carolina. If we play South Carolina in a bowl game, we might lose it. Not that we ever had it. Hit the jump if you know what's good for ya... ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]SSbBvKaM6sk[/youtube] In honor of hockey season starting...
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October 03, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 5: Georgia Tech Predictions

Georgia Tech on a Thursday night.  Too bad it's in Atlanta. That is not our happy place.  This one could be rougher than last week.  Wait, no that's impossible.  More on that after you hit the jump.   ---------------------------------------------   So last week, huh?  That was pretty terrible.  Luckily, Token Girl was smart enough to pull me...
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September 25, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 5: Georgia Tech

   ENTER SANDMAN AND THURSDAY NIGHT GAMES IN BLACKSBURG: THAT'S WHAT VIRGINIA TECH DOES!! ...wait... our only Thursday night game is on the road? ....against one of our biggest rivals? ...on a short week? Scheduling geniuses. That's what we have. But it's the Georgia Tech game! If you can't get up for kicking some Paul Johnson ass...
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September 24, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 4: Marshall Predictions

Marshall, boys and girls.  The Thundering Herd.  The big time.  Yeah you know it.  This is the pinnacle of football.  Woop woop.   Hit the jump.   --------------------------------------------- Yeah, so sorry about not being able to post last week.  And sorry for subjecting you all to BDubs.  Hopefully he behaved himself.  Usually we don't...
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September 20, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 4: Marshall

Who's ready for a noon game against Conference USA?!?! Don't laugh. This is like our 2nd best home game of the year. JUMP IT! ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]eBShN8qT4lk[/youtube] Did we pick this song because it starts out with "KICK IT!!".... Yes. Yes we did. ----------------- East CarolinaThoughts...
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September 19, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 3: East Carolina Predictions

The Northerner was too busy lazy to post score predictions this week, while C Gally took the opportunity to force me into manual labor by writing this up. What a jerk. He won't even let me take the quarters from the change jar. Regardless, you know the drill...hit the jump for YOUR score predictions! ---------------------------------------------   And because...
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September 13, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 2: Western Carolina Predictions

  Western Carolina.  The Catamounts.  Our Arch Nemesis.  HA.  But seriously.  We need to crrrush them to get ourselves back on track for the season.  Last week is over, time to move on to our real schedule.     You know what to do. ---------------------------------------------   No one wins the prediction challenge. Our first game and we don...
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September 06, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 2: Western Carolina

Welp, that was fun, wasn't it? Who wants some ranting?? Jump it. ----------------- Non-Metallica Pump-Up Song of the Week [youtube]iU9YM1Lfvt8[/youtube] ----------------- Alabama Thoughts Normally we just start rolling into last week, but we figured we might as well label it what it is.  First off, let's see what D_w has to say: ...
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September 05, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 1: Alabama Predictions

WE’RE BACK!!!!1!! We know you missed us ever so dearly.  As CGally said, sorry for the lack of content this summer.  Apparently, this is the summer that everyone decides to get married.  But now we’re here and you can breathe easier.  We’ve got Bama tomorrow.  You know what to do.  Jump it. --------------------------------------------- Phew, it’s good...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Game 1: Alabama

IT'S HEEEEEEEERE!!! IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE!!! We struggled to find a way to go into this week. Huge underdogs. Coming off a rough season. Well, after a few dozen beers or so, we've decided to go with... UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM!! Get ready to call us crazy, right after the jump... ----------------- Ok, well, before we get into how...
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August 29, 2013  |  Discuss
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