Found May 03, 2013 on Sportress of Blogitude:
PLAYERS: Ryan LochteMel Gibson
Good freaking grief. Ryan Lochte: The simpleminded gift that keeps on giving. Which is amazing, given it’s a surprise the guy remembers to breathe. Some other half-baked nuggets of mouth-breathing inanity, courtesy of the brain of Ryan Lochte, gleaned from US Weekly (via Grantland): Things Ryan Lochte Says: “One of my favorite movies is What Women Want, the Mel Gibson one. If I could read women’s minds, I’d be the king of the world.” On his hero Abraham Lincoln: “What other president can rock a top hat? Seriously, he got some mad swag.” “My philosophy: You gotta be a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.” On his catchphrase JYEAH: “You have to really put the emphadence [sic] on that J. And then the a-h just kinda flows” “I don’t even remember what I got at the Olympics.” I don’t know what’s worse. That Ryan Lochte considers Abraham Lincoln his hero or if he uttered that one of the greatest presidents of our country had mad swag because he rocked a top hat. I bet if

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