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Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is everywhere these days.  Now Ryan introduces his brand new fragrance to the world, pool water. It’s great that Ryan can poke fun at himself, or maybe he doesn’t know that this is supposed to be a joke. Either way, he’s living the dream.-TO Ryan Lochte Hangs with the Bella Twins Lochte’s Premiered last night and Jeah it was bad
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