Originally posted on The I in Team  |  Last updated 11/3/11

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 28: Serena Williams of the United States of America plays a forehand in her semifinal match against Na Li of China during day eleven of the 2010 Australian Open at Melbourne Park on January 28, 2010 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)

Courtesy of TMZ

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Serena’s assistant called 911 around 6AM last Wednesday, reporting a possible burglar or prowler. It was so serious, we’re told Serena retreated to her panic room for safe keeping in case things got dangerous.

It turns out it was a big false alarm. It wasn’t a robber or a murderer or even a linejudge, but merely a drug tester coming for a random drug test. I’m really curious as to what the drugtester was doing to arouse such panic and fear. Did she mistake him for Dexter? Was he holding a turkey baster to measure out her pee and she mistook it for a syringe? If it was merely the fact that he turned up at 6 in the morning, Serena needs to rethink how she reacts to people calling upon her. OR…or, maybe it was a fiendish plot to avoid submitting to the drug test OR maybe she keeps clean urine hidden there…yeah, I’m not serious on those last two, but that would at least justify the overreaction to a presumably non-threatening person ringing the door bell.

Probably the one thing to take away from this whole story is the fact that Serena has a panic room. I didn’t even know people really had those. Just keep this in mind if you ever find yourself having to ring Serena’s doorbell at the unreasonable (sarcasm font) hour of 6am.

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