Originally written on Onthegotennis  |  Last updated 11/20/14
Unfortunately (or fortunately) this post is not about the debut of Serena Williams the actress. According to TMZ, last Wednesday at the ungodly hour of 6:00 am Serena really ended up in her panic room when she believed that an intruder had broken into her LA home. Her assistant called 911, but when the cops arrived they found out that there was no intruder, it was just the friendly ITF (International Tennis Federation) anti-doping agent dropping by to do a routine drug screen. With her recent scary encounters with a true stalker, I have a feeling that this was the first time that Serena was happy to pee in a cup for the agents that Feliciano Lopez has so aptly named the "putos vampiros." Two words: Google Translate
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