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Do you play Madden? You must be terrible in bed

submitted by Dewey
August 12, 2008 | 22 comments |

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Lawrence Taylor explains in this exclusive Yardbarker video why you should buy Blitz: The League II instead of Madden 09.

LT: "If you are used to the missionary position, then that's what you're going to do, but if you're going to sit there and experiment..."

Original Story: http://hardfortheyard.com/2008/08/do-you....

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22 Comments On: "Do you play Madden? You must be terrible in bed"

	1. mitressehc , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	Nice analogy LT.

	2. tedhill , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	Blitz the league is a video game in Beast Mode. I recommend everyone try it out.

	3. Reds1214 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Taking advice from a crack head!!! I will pass...lol

	4. rofman , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	What LT meant to say was that people should buy Blitz to help him support his $1000/day Coke habit. (Just kidding)

	5. Dewey , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+2 pts \| \| \|
	Sporting News was there but pulled LT's quote. Weak sauce. The Yard is the only outlet with video. http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/firstcuts/entry/view/10762/a_night_with_lawrence_taylor_and_blitz_ii

	5.1. tedhill , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Nicely done Dewey, going hard for the yard.

	5.1.1. Dewey , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	That was actually fellow 'Nova grad John Driska going hard for the Yard in NYC.

	5.1.1.2. FediganHall , August 13, 2008	0 pts \| \| \|
	The NY Bureau is always ready for the tough assignments.

	6. SnitchinBubs , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	I love it. Madden = penis in vagina while Blitz = electrodes tied to your balls while chimps eat ice cream straddling your ball-gagged face. Thank you LT - you're the greatest!

	6.1. badbones4 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	LMAO!

	6.2. rofman , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Classic

	6.2.1. peagle05 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	strange... but strangely funny

	6.3. squish059 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	i'd rather the electrodes to my nips but same idea

	7. eagles4ever05 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	I am not gonna comment on the quote but Blitz is the League 1&2 are sweet

	8. badbones4 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	If I have enough money left after filling up my gas tank, I'll try both of them.

	9. mrswag , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	LMFAO, he's hilarious

	10. CelticPride33 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	i dont play madden and i am still horrible in bed.

	11. squish059 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	LT is a marketing genius.... maybe?

	12. squish059 , August 12, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	Also thinking he had a few drinks prior to these comments.... i could be wrong

	12.1. peagle05 , August 13, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	a few drinks or a couple of lines... or both

	12.1.1. squish059 , August 13, 2008 \| Reply	+1 pts \| \| \|
	yes maybe both would be a bit more accurate

	13. yoitsvic1126 , August 30, 2008 \| Reply	0 pts \| \| \|
	after all these years, son is still hittin the pipe and goin strong