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Found August 12, 2008 on Hard for the Yard:
Do you play Madden? You must be terrible in bed
Lawrence Taylor explains in this exclusive Yardbarker video why you should buy Blitz: The League II instead of Madden 09. LT: "If you are used to the missionary position, then that's what you're going to do, but if you're going to sit there and experiment..."
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  • mitressehc
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    mitressehc said August 12, 2008

    Nice analogy LT.
  • tedhill
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    tedhill said August 12, 2008

    Blitz the league is a video game in Beast Mode. I recommend everyone try it out.
  • Reds1214
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    Reds1214 said August 12, 2008

    Taking advice from a crack head!!! I will pass...lol
  • rofman

    rofman said August 12, 2008

    What LT meant to say was that people should buy Blitz to help him support his $1000/day Coke habit. (Just kidding)
  • Dewey
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    Dewey said August 12, 2008

    Sporting News was there but pulled LT's quote. Weak sauce. The Yard is the only outlet with video.

    http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/firstcuts/entry/view/10762/a_night_with_lawrence_taylor_and_blitz_ii
    • tedhill
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      tedhill replied August 12, 2008

      Nicely done Dewey, going hard for the yard.
      • Dewey
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        Dewey replied August 12, 2008

        That was actually fellow 'Nova grad John Driska going hard for the Yard in NYC.
        • FediganHall

          FediganHall replied August 13, 2008

          The NY Bureau is always ready for the tough assignments.
  • SnitchinBubs
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    SnitchinBubs said August 12, 2008

    I love it. Madden = penis in vagina while Blitz = electrodes tied to your balls while chimps eat ice cream straddling your ball-gagged face.

    Thank you LT - you're the greatest!

    • badbones4 replied August 12, 2008

      LMAO!
    • rofman

      rofman replied August 12, 2008

      Classic
      • peagle05
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        peagle05 replied August 12, 2008

        strange... but strangely funny
    • squish059
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      squish059 replied August 12, 2008

      i'd rather the electrodes to my nips but same idea
  • eagles4ever05

    eagles4ever05 said August 12, 2008

    I am not gonna comment on the quote but Blitz is the League 1&2 are sweet

  • badbones4 said August 12, 2008

    If I have enough money left after filling up my gas tank, I'll try both of them.
  • mrswag

    mrswag said August 12, 2008

    LMFAO, he's hilarious
  • CelticPride33

    CelticPride33 said August 12, 2008

    i dont play madden and i am still horrible in bed.
  • squish059
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    squish059 said August 12, 2008

    LT is a marketing genius.... maybe?
  • squish059
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    squish059 said August 12, 2008

    Also thinking he had a few drinks prior to these comments.... i could be wrong
    • peagle05
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      peagle05 replied August 13, 2008

      a few drinks or a couple of lines... or both
      • squish059
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        squish059 replied August 13, 2008

        yes maybe both would be a bit more accurate
  • yoitsvic1126
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    yoitsvic1126 said August 30, 2008

    after all these years, son is still hittin the pipe and goin strong
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