The perfect WWE Superstar for every AFC team

New York Jets | Dude Love 

Hardcore legend Mick Foley donned many personas in his 30-year career, but his hippie-inspired “Dude Love” character seems best suited for starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

AFC West

Denver Broncos | X-Pac

Sean “X-Pac” Waltman was born and raised in Minnesota, but he perfected a move known as the “Bronco Buster” while a member of “Degeneration X.” 

Kansas City Chiefs | Kane 

Coached by Andy “Big Red” Reid, the Chiefs have been on a roll winning two straight Super Bowl titles. Glenn “Kane” Jacobs, also known as “The Big Red Machine,” is currently in his second term as Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee.

Las Vegas Raiders | The Viking Raiders 

Obviously, they’ll have to share with Minnesota. Luckily, they’re a tag team.

Los Angeles Chargers | Ernie “Big Cat” Ladd 

An AFL champion and a defensive tackle on San Diego’s original Fearsome Foursome, Ladd spent his offseasons competing as a professional wrestler against legends like Earl "Mr. Universe" Maynard and Bruno Sammartino. He’s a member of both the Chargers and WWE Halls of Fame.

AFC North

Baltimore Ravens | Raven 

After a short stint as manager “Johnny Polo,” Scott Levy won two ECW championships as “Raven,” a dark, sociopathic loner inspired by Edgar Allen Poe.

Cincinnati Bengals| Flyin' Brian Pillman 

After going undrafted in 1984, Pillman joined his hometown Cincinnati Bengals as a linebacker. His struggles to make the roster were even covered in a series of articles written by Peter King. 

Cleveland Browns | D’Lo Brown 

Brown didn't have much success in the WWE, but Joe Flacco could have used his signature strut after coming off the couch to lead Cleveland to the playoffs last season.

Pittsburgh Steelers | George “The Animal” Steele 

William James Myers was a schoolteacher, author and actor, but he's better known for his habit of eating turnbuckles and sticking out his green tongue.

AFC South

Houston Texans | The Undertaker 

Mark “Undertaker” Calloway spent 30 years rising from the dead to become a three-time World Heavyweight champion. The Texans came back from a disastrous 3-13-1 season in 2022 to win the AFC South and beat the Browns 45-14 in last year’s AFC wild-card game.

Indianapolis Colts | Pat McAfee 

Before working as a podcaster and WWE commentator, McAfee was a Pro Bowl punter for the Colts. He’s also 2-1 in WrestleMania matches.

Jacksonville Jaguars | Disqualified 

Tony Khan, son of Jaguars owner Shahid Khan, owns rival AEW wrestling.

Tennessee Titans | Andre the Giant 

One of the true legends of professional wrestling, the 7-foot-4, 520-pound Titan was a legend both in and out of the ring.