Originally written on AllWrestlingNews.com  |  Last updated 7/22/13

UNCASVILLE, CT - AUGUST 3: Actor Ken Jeong curries favor to John Cena during WWE's 'Monday Night Raw' at Mohegan Sun on August 3, 2009 in Uncasville, Connecticut. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
John Cena’s Freestyle – 12-15-2002 Suprise, we right here before your eyes. All you women want me, I’m the envy of all you guys. That’s cause you rely on flippin burgers, and serving fries. Your girls with us, I’m about to find her bra size. It’s a new era, a new message that we’re sending. It starts tonight, right here at Armaggeddon! No sweatin, I don’t care who I piss off. From Stephanie McMahon, straight over to Eric Bishoff We never soft, we never leave a man standing. You either deal with me, or with Bling Bling Buchanan. We the mans son, and we attacking this arrangement. The new centerpiece of World Wrestling Entertainment. And for all you foes who think you can throw blows. Ya’ll end up like Marcia Brady saying, “Oh my nose!” And I’m out! John Cena’s Freestyle – 01-19-2003 Yo, Yo, Yo!! Thuganomics Style! Naw, naw, Put down your tea potties, get away from your John Hancocks, I’m rockin this Thuganomics style, Yo. Besides open mics, one thing that gets me boiled. Is an
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