Originally written on Rumors and Rants  |  Last updated 10/19/14
McD and his wife are re-devoted wrestling fans for just over a year now. They’re actually paying for the Wrestlemania XVIII PPV Sunday night, so they’re kindly recapping the events more or less as they happen. Enjoy. We start with perfectly cromulent singing from Lillian Garcia and a montage featuring various child photos of tonight’s relevant wrestlers. Then… Match 1: Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan (c) for World Heavyweight Championship OH MY GOD I WANT DANIEL BRYAN’S ROBE. It’s the perfect mix of Ric Flair and American Dragon. F-ing fantastic heelsmanship to start the night. Oh, and the crowd is loudly pro-Bryan, much to my wife’s dismay. Not that she’s a Sheamus fan. And just like that…POOF….it’s over. Sheamus nails a brogue kick and Daniel Bryan has been squashed in under ten seconds. Sheamus is your new champion. Hopefully this leads to more helpful suggestions for AJ on facebook. Winner And new World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus The official time on the match is 18 seconds, which L...
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