Originally posted on Total Sports Blog  |  Last updated 4/7/13
  This post may anger a few rednecks and/or men with Peter-Pan syndrome, as I firmly believe that professional wrestling is for children.  If you’re above the age of 16 (I’m being generous here), the only acceptable reason for watching the WWE is ironically or for drinking game purposes [DISCLAIMER: Total Sports Blog does not condone underage drinking in any way].   Sorry, buddy. I don’t care what these guys do to their bodies.  It’s not real.  It’s never been real.  The WWE is scripted, which makes it fake.  I realized it wasn’t real when I was about 7 years old and my father would act like Nostradamus and tell me who was going to win each match after watching it for about 2 minutes.  Using the WWE future telling skills that my father taught me, I bring you my predictions for WrestleMania 29. The Miz VS Wade Barrett I don’t know who Wade Barrett is.  I know the Miz from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge.  I also see the Miz already won, so I predict the Miz wins. The Shield VS B
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