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Sean Keane

NBA Writer

Sean Keane is a sportswriter and a comedian based in Oakland, California, with experience covering the NBA, MLB, NFL and Ice Cube’s three-on-three basketball league, The Big 3. He’s written for Comedy Central’s “Another Period,” ESPN the Magazine, and Audible.com. His debut album “America’s Uncle Dad” debuted at No. 1 on the iTunes comedy chart and since 2016, he’s co-hosted the NBA podcast “Roundball Rock. In 2014, the San Francisco Bay Guardian named Keane an “Outstanding Local Discovery” and promptly went out of business.

EXPERTISE:

NBA, NFL, MLB

NBA Draft: Five players the computers love; five they hate

Let’s take a look at the players the advanced stats and projections systems love, as well as those scouting favorites who are high on mock drafts but low on the analytics spreadsheets.

No team's offseason rocked by Durant's injury more than Warriors'

The easiest move for Kevin Durant is to stay with the Warriors, collect his $31.5 million, and make up his mind next year where to play next, Sean Keane writes. 

One-on-One: Grading Warriors, Raptors (and what's next for KD)

With Kevin Durant out for Game 4 and Klay Thompson ailing, the deck seems stacked against the Warriors. In One-on-One, NBA writers Pat Heery and Sean Keane weigh in.

Why NBA free agency could fizzle instead of sizzle

When the dust settles, it’s possible the top NBA free agents left are Kyrie Irving, who reportedly is eyeing the Nets, and Boogie Cousins. The free-agency period, Sean Keane writes, could be a dud.

One-on-One: Are Warriors really a slam-dunk pick over Raptors in NBA Finals?

Kawhi Leonard is playing at Lebron-like playoff level, and Kevin Durant may not even play in the NBA Finals. Do the Raptors have a chance? NBA writers Sean Keane and Pat Heery discuss. 

'Strength In Numbers' more than a slogan for Warriors

During the Warriors' past two playoff runs, “Strength In Numbers” has become more than the motto printed on the team's promotional T-shirts for playoff games, Sean Keane writes.

One-on-One: Let's sift through mess of dysfunctional Lakers

Despite this being one of the most exciting times of the NBA season, the Lakers somehow manage to steal headlines.NBA writers Sean Keane and Pat Heery weigh in. 

NBA Draft lottery rigged? Don't be silly

If the league is rigging the lottery, why did Cleveland win it three times in the four years after LeBron left the first time in 2010? Same goes for Minnesota’s lottery win in 2015, or Phoenix’s in 2018. 

One-on-One: NBA Draft lottery winner (duh!), losers, 'Brow' sweepstakes

Could the addition of Zion entice "The Brow" to remain in New Orleans? Yardbarker NBA writers Pat Heery and Sean Keene peruse NBA Draft Lottery fallout.

Why Warriors' dynasty may be in grave danger

Injured Kevin Durant will miss Games 6 and 7 of the Western Conference semis, putting the Warriors' dynasty in peril. Sean Keane offers five reasons why Golden State should be nervous. 

Curses! Let's examine the mostly ugly, recent history of NBA No. 2 draft picks

The No. 1 overall pick in the NBA Draft is usually a sure thing. No. 2? Ah, not so much. Sean Keane provides the lowdown on the painful history of recent No. 2 selections. 

One-on-One: Is judgment day coming for Celtics, Sixers, Rockets, Raptors?

A second-round playoff exit could be disastrous for four teams. NBA writers Sean Keane and Pat Heery address hot topics.

A never-too-late guide to Round 2 of NBA playoffs

After two weeks of clutch shots, flagrant fouls, blowouts, and nail-biters, the NBA playoffs have reached Round Two. We highlight the key matchups from each series. (And a few matchups you might not be thinking about.)

The most legendary stand-up comedians of all time

Let's take a look at the 25 greatest stand-up comedians of all time, presented in no particular order, because laughter is not a competition.

10 reasons Jason Kidd isn't a good fit for the Lakers

After moving on from Luke Walton, the Lakers interviewed former Bucks and Nets coach Jason Kidd, a Hall of Fame point guard, for the position. Here's a big question: Why bother? 

'Game of Thrones' characters as famous athletes

As the forces assemble for a final battle on Westeros and fans scramble for a friend's HBO Go password, let's take a look at which famous real-life athletes match up best with their "Game of Thrones" counterparts.

Younger siblings who matched or exceeded their famous older siblings

It's tough being a little brother or sister. You're the smallest in your family, you have to go to bed earlier than everyone else, and meanwhile your older siblings already have fabulous careers in Hollywood or professional sports.

A comedian's guide to the NBA playoffs

The NBA playoffs begin Saturday, and to get you prepared, motivated, and sarcastic about the upcoming showdowns, we present a Comedian’s Guide to the NBA playoffs, written by, who else, a comedian.

Comedians who got serious

There's a rich history of comedians crossing over into drama, even winning the acting awards they couldn't get in the comedy world and sometimes moving into the world of drama permanently. As sketch-comedian-turned-auteur Jordan Peele's second film, "Us," debuts in theaters, let's look at more comedians who decided to get serious.

Tankapalooza 2019: Where the NBA teams stand with a month to go

With the eight playoff spots almost locked up in the West and a bunch of sub-.500 teams fighting for the remaining places in the East, let us turn our attention to the most exciting, hotly contested race left in the NBA season: the battle for Zion Williamson, aka, Tankapalooza 2019.

The best (and worst) signature looks of celebrities

Some looks stand the test of time, like Elton John's jackets, while others are terrible in any era, like MC Hammer's pants. For every fashion icon there's a fashion victim, and this list will deliver a healthy portion of each, as we serve as fashion police, judge and jury.

The Academy Awards...but for sports

The Academy Awards ceremony is February 24th, and once again, the sports world has been completely shut out of the nominations. Which is why we are presenting an alternate set of awards honoring the teams and athletes who have made outstanding and terrible achievements.

The all-time NBA All-Star Weekend moments

The NBA All-Star Weekend is the most fan-tastic of all the major sports, even seven decades in. Let's take a look back at some of the most spectacular, hilarious and heartwarming moments from All-Star Weekends past.

The best talk show appearances from Oscar nominees

The Academy Awards honor great achievements in film, but they aren't just determined by what you see on the big screen. No, the final stage in winning an Oscar is the talk show circuit, where a great performance on the late-night couch can provide that extra boost to a great performance in a film.

Who are the Oscar nominees out of character?

The Academy Awards nominees for 2019 have been announced, and what follows is the final push of the marathon awards season. Some will receive Oscar glory and lasting immortality, while others will be ignored forever in unwatched screener DVDs, lost to history.