The NFL playoffs are here. It’s Wild Card Weekend . Everyone is pumped. Including, it would appear, Jason Witten, who showed up for work Saturday wearing a too-small suit that had Twitter buzzing.
I think Jason Witten is wearing a schmedium coat pic.twitter.com/po9pohZUJx
— T (@fuzzyberries) January 5, 2019
Is Jason Witten’s suit spray painted on his body? #wildcard #littlesnug pic.twitter.com/S4d89Vh6uv
— Ryan McDonnell (@ryanmcdonnell7) January 5, 2019
I think Witten needs to go up a jacket size. #WildCardWeekend pic.twitter.com/zK5t4upJI8
— The Fantasy Football Coach (@theffbcoach) January 5, 2019
Jason Witten looks like he can’t breath in that suit
— Michael Wilhoite (@MichaelWilhoite) January 5, 2019
I’ll give Jason Witten $20 if he can button that jacket
— Carl Regolino (@Carl_Regolino) January 5, 2019
That’s not all, folks. The man who’s known for making some pretty interesting observations from the booth did it again before Saturday’s Colts-Texans game.
Brace yourself, because your mind might just explode.
Jason Witten, “JJ Watt has to rush the passer.” I can see where that type of analysis is worth $4 million a year
— Andy Pollin (@andypollin1) January 5, 2019
— Jesse Reed (@JesseReed78) January 5, 2019
Then, someone noticed that Witten might have a line drawn on his head. You be the judge.
Jason Witten really out here with a drawn on hairline brought to you by sharpie. pic.twitter.com/ehQKQk4y8S
— Kip Smithers (@Chughes612) January 5, 2019
Overall, fans were just bracing themselves for yet another NFL game, called by Witten, Booger McFarland and Joe Tessitore of ESPN.
When you turn on Colts-Texans but see Booger & Witten in the booth pic.twitter.com/ajrXcJvmQl
— The Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) January 5, 2019
We have to listen to Jason Witten’s commentary today??? pic.twitter.com/VTSnPkTkTe
— Cromartie Jr. (@SpyroKush) January 5, 2019
NFL Playoffs but Jason Witten and Booger just showed up on my screen pic.twitter.com/r6IbB3YXyD
— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) January 5, 2019
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