As the great '80s band Go West sang, "first night stage fright always hypnotizes." While it's not nearly as deep or profound as LMFAO's "I've gotta plan, what's your cell, we playing naked Twister back in my hotel," I feel it neatly encapsulates John Smoltz' first outing for the Boston Red Sox. Since he signed with us, he's been touted as the next big reclamation project. A guy who's been to Octobertown and knows how to act when a pennant...