What the frick stick!

Ready?

Lost again.

That game was awful.

Pavano goes seven, gives up two and the offense can't muster anything till the ninth and they get absolutely honked on a call in the seventh.

Chris Perez comes in and welcomes himself to the bullpen with a horrible four runs given up, four runs that extended a lead that would be gone thanks to the three runs they scored in the ninth.

My television is flickering around like a jerkface.

Oh Josh Barfield is gone again.. We just need to get rid of him.

Him and Garko.. Just get them out of here. Stop monkeying around with these two guys, they deserve better.

Really...

The two latest CastroTurfs have everything, but this team has made me so upset I don't really want to devote too much time into saying how much I want to stab them all.

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Oh and Cliff Lee trade rumors again? Some front office officials are real desperate. Seriously, cut it out losers.

And the Reds came in second for Mark DeRosa? That's interesting, who knows what they had to offer. I'd take that little guy Danny Herrera, just because he's a little guy and those little guys have some spunk.

Spunk and short entries. DIE.

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