Found January 16, 2013 on The Slanch Report:
PLAYERS: Lance Armstrong
Like any true sportsman (nod Lance Armstrong) you're out there trying to get an edge on your competition. First it was training with those Vibram five-fingered toe shoes but as comfortable and useful as they are it is impossible to walk around in them and not look a bit odd.  Thankfully, Vibram's former CEO has come up with a solution for us: Camel-toe shoes.  At long last your feet can look like your favorite cooter display! The shoes from ToPo Athletic range from $100-130 but really, you can't put a price on every step reminding you of a vagina.  [Wired]
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