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Alex Morgan was in another bikini on Thursday in Hawaii. For those of you who aren’t familiar with how celebrities and athletes handle Hawaii vacations, the women will have five different bikinis for the trip. So the Alex Morgan Bikini Experience is just getting started.
Today, you freaks get the tiger stipes bikini, much more serious than yesterday’s acid trip bikini.
Now, let’s address the two iPhones in her left hand. Is that a side phone? Otherwise known as a bat phone.
According to Urban Dictionary:
Definition #1: A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
Definition #2: Your secret phone … the one your significant other doesn’t know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
Used in a sentence #1: I just bought a Tracphone aka “a Bat Phone” from Walmart so I won’t get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
Used in a sentence #2: “Your phone is ringing.” “That’s my bat phone… must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!…. Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon.”
We’ll just assume she’s carrying it for a friend.
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