Back To The Issue,.............

Posted April 19, 2013

Here I am browsing the sports pages, and come up on this site called YardBarker.  What do I find?  A bunch of Egrets fans bumping all into themselves talking bout,........... Something,....... I don't know!  I keep trying to read some of that crap.  Before I know it.  I'm waking up!  I keep thinking to myself.  Why do I even?,....... just forget it.


When "Deadskins fans" are better than any kinda "fans", especially Egrets Fans.  You got some real problems.  I mean you really are in desperate need of professional assistance.  When you try to make Chip Kelly appear he's a NFL coach.  Mark my words Egrets fans.  You think Andy Reid got sick of you birdbrained turds?  Wait til Chip find's out what big a mistake he's made.  He'll be outta there faster than,....... "a Bobby Petrino on a motorcycle with a blonde, back to a BCS".

Can't wait for all that discombobulated excuse making.  As to why Chip Kelly'll be trying his damnest to get da hell outta dere.  I'm expecting something like,..........  "if he just wouldn't hike the ball so much, the Egrets would have a better chance to win more games",....... or some strange logic, like that.  You know how you Egrets fans do.  All that midnight green bird-sense, that be going on around there.

Aw, don't worry about it Egrets fans.  The Great Fans of America's Team are well adjusted enough, and more than willing, to just ignore anything coming outta that Egrets Fan Club,.......once again next season as well.  You can thank us later for warning you not to get your prolifically hyped hopes up,...... again.  I know it's hard, but you Egrets Fans do have a tendency to delude yourselves, into thinking that the Egrets will win more than five games this next season.  Look on the bright side.  You're certain to get another high draft pick.  Then one day you too, can draft a good team.  Just like SF.

Can't say I wish you luck right now, because I know the luck you have, is not the luck you want.  If you didn't have bad luck,........ well?  I have faith in you Egrets fans though, to sniffle your way up on some kinda failed excuse for losing again next season.  Until then Egrets Fans,......."Take Care, and your medications-zes."

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13 Comments:
  • So how do the cryboys fans feel about Jerry picking a center that nobody thought was a first round pick to include the player himself? Lol
  • Ahahahahaahaha who the phuck is Travis Fredrick hahahahahahaha
  • Earl Wolff looks good and Matt Barkley looks good. I take that back what I said about Chip Kelley. On paper now I have something to compare. Looks pretty OK.

    Don't start to getting stuff twisted you two turds. You need to shut the hezell up. Just cuz Jerry is brain dead. Has nothing to do with the great fans of America's Team. Way it is right now. We just have to endure turd fans ridicule as correct as it may be. On account of Jerry and his kids.

    Jerry Jones,...... A good George W. Bush Library celebrating! I'm so sick of this Arkansas backwater I don't know what to do.
  • Oh my god ur draft was amazing ahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • Yeah right, hardy ha ha. Don't forget Chip is still not out of the woods. He's hasn't got his NFC Best baptism yet. This is not the BCS. Which he hasn't won a Championship title in either.

    He's going to need more than a OK draft. To be ready for what's waiting for him. Thanks to your boy Jerry Jones. Big Rob isn't around to say hello. I'm sure Perry Fewell wont have a problem introducing the new guy as to how it goes in the NFC East Division.
  • Ahahahahaha ur owner is my boy ahahahahahahahaahaha
  • Aw c'mon, that's your boy. He's helping everybody but the Cowboys. Especially, egrets DB's. Signing that so-called QB to a huge contract.

    We f**cked before we even get out the damn gate, with another boneheaded draft. So he get's his obligatory draft day airtime. Now that takes talent. Arkansas backwater talent. To muck up 19 draft's in a row. Damn near as irrelevant as the egrets.
  • Ahahahahahaha oh my god I forgot about homos contract ahahahahaa gotta ur owner n my boy ahaahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
  • lol
  • OK round what everah???
    Im just going to wait 2,3,fo
    for the season and find out what happens 5,6,7,8
  • My all time favorite Dallas Cowboys is Jerry Jones. He's the new Al Davis.
  • He's the egrets MVP.
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