College Football Week 6

Apparently alcohol adds a year or fifty. White Greg Oden minus the elephant dong.Do you know what's awesome about a surprise engagement party thrown by your fiance's best friend? Besides the free margaritas and diarrhea inducing Mezcal shots, nothing. The future groom's presence being required at something like an engagement party makes about as much sense as nipples on men. Good thing I was there to suck down free booze while listening to a bunch of love sick horny girls bark about inane **** like lip stick, wedding rings and periods for 4 hours. WOOOOO!Thank God my brothers showed up to play "drink as many margaritas as you can in four hours" with me. I won...and in the end also lost. The next morning I was informed that around 4am I was found standing in the kitchen in my underwear while shoveling left over Mexican food in my mouth in the same fashion a lion would eat a mangled gazelle carcass. Sometimes I even impress myself. I could tell by the lo...