Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 1/10/13
A little insider info, I wrote all of the pitcher profiles for one fantasy baseball preview magazine. (And here I didn't even know they made magazines anymore!) Felix Doubront didn't make the top 100 for that magazine. Did I shortchange them and their readers so I would give more to you Razzball readers? Um, well, I wouldn't say I shortchanged anyone. I just, you know, had selective fantasy 'pertness for those outside of Razzball's universe. Last year, the Po' Sawx looked like they were a dozen eggs short of an ostrich egg. Ellsbury, Ortiz, Pedroia were hit with injuries and that wasn't even the big problem. Their pitching looked like one of those fake vomit plastic discs where the factory in China accidentally put real vomit into one. "That'll teach those stupid Americans to scare people with uncontrollable indigestion problems." That's a fake vomit factory worker in China. His name is Wei-Spray. He hates his job. He used to work at a fake doodie factory, but felt like...
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