Originally posted on Padres Public  |  Last updated 5/27/13
In an effort to stay close to our roots, the staff at Padres Public, will offer-up a haiku each Monday to describe the previous week in Padres Baseball. Restricting our feelings to 3 lines and 17 syllables to describe a week of play is a massive undertaking, but (un) fortunately, we are more than up to the task. After dropping series to both the Cardinals at home (1-2) and the Diamondbacks on the road (1-2), the Padres finished the week 2-4. Despite the losing record, they only dropped 1 game in the standings from the previous week and sit 5.5 games back of the 1st place Giants and Diamondbacks. Now it’s time for Padres Public’s favorite activity to do while sitting on the toilet. IT’S TIME FOR HAIKU! Left Coast Bias Two series losses Now get to leave Arizona Vedder Cup awaits   Vocal Minority (Nate) Hate the Cardinals. Really hate the Diamondbacks. The Mariners? Meh.   Avenging Jack Murphy Venable second? keep the lefties coming please serenity now   The Ghost of Ray Kroc Cabrera ...
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