Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 10/5/12
In the Yankiverse, every post-season is supposed to end like the last two minutes of the original Godfather movie. This isn't just a quest for No. 28. It's a march for revenge.So let this stand as my personal vendetta fantasy.1. Bring on Texas! I want to see Nolan Ryan drinking wine at the game with his goobah, George W. Bush.  Suddenly, Josh Hamilton and that Elvis guy at shortstop keel over from the pre-game pasta that was delivered to the clubhouse.  Then Joe Pesci, the guy sitting in the next row, pulls out his heat and clips Nolan, splattering blood across the infield. That's right, everybody. This is a dark fantasy. We have had dark dealings with Texas. They twice shot us - straight up the butt.  I still flinch when I sit. I want these people to win today, so they can suffer tomorrow.  I'm want the country to get another good look at George W. Bush, sitting along the first base line, because it seems like some folks don't want him out in public these days.  Bring on Texas, fol...
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