Originally posted on Puck Huffers  |  Last updated 2/28/13
So yeah, Jordan and Eric Staal. This is the first game versus Jordan Staal since he was traded and we know that Steiggy and Errey and the rest of ROOT Sports will milk this for all it is worth. THE DRAMA. THE MEMORIES~~~~~ SPECIAL STAAL BROTHERS DRINKING GAME RULES NOW THAT UNCLE JORDY IS A WHALER 1. Drinking begins at puck drop. 2. So this doesn't count:  3. It's a work night so we're playing a lite version. I have made a nasty bloody Mary and will take 2 sips for every mention of a Staal or anything Staal-related.   4. Advanced drinkers, take a shot. 5. If a Staal or Brandon Sutter scores a goal, finish your drink or take 2 shots. all right, everyone? 7:08 PM: JORDAN STAAL FACES OFF AGAINST BRANDON SUTTER.  A FAMILIAR SIGHT STAAL PROTECTING THE PUCK ALONG THE WALL.  THE SHOT BY STAAL.  HOLY **** WE'RE DEAD     PROTECTING IT WITH HIS LONG REACH     we can conflate some of these mentions into single mentions HOLY **** 7:10PM: ERIC STAAL WAS DUMPED.  AND KRIS LETANG DOESN'T LIKE IT 7:11PM: Chad LaRose negates the Canes PP.  omg chad you are the worst.  he approaches brooks from behind because he cannot face brooks head on.  CHAD LAROSE IS SMALL GUYS 7:12PM: Pens committed an egregious giveaway.  Fleury whipped out the pokecheck.
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