Kate Upton has moved from New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez to Tigers ace Justin Verlander to now P. Diddy. Or Puff Daddy as we knew him in the ’90s, or Diddy or whatever it is Sean “Puffy” Combs or just Sean Combs calls himself these days. Well, at least he didn’t change his name to an impossible to pronounce symbol like Prince did for awhile. DUMB.
Of course, red-blooded American men everywhere hate/jealous of who ever Kate Upton is dating, so Verlander you’re officially off the hook now. Sanchez, you’re still awful at your job and we’re all sick of ESPN being an extension of the New York Jets Media Relations Department, so we still hate you. Just much less than we did when you were dating Kate Upton. Now Diddy takes over the hatorade reigns.
I’ll kick off the jealous hate- Kate Upton can do so much better. Combs is just “so ’90s.”
From Media Take out who picked this up from the New York Daily News:
After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl Kate Upton said s...