The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are always happy to take part in. For the next two weeks, stars from all over the world will drop in to make their picks. Today, it’s famed degenerative brain disease, Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.
Who know who wins this Super Bowl?
And I’ll win the next one.
And every Super Bowl until there are no more. That’s right. This is the endgame. It’s only a matter of time until I’ve destroyed everything beautiful and poetic about your precious sport. There’s no turning back. The president is concerned. Even one of the players in this year’s Super Bowl has said the clock is ticking on football. And you know what? I’LL GET HIM, TOO!
Not just him, but players you love. You like Colin Kaepernick? I’ll transform him into a pathetic drooling mess. Just give it time. I may not get everybody, but there’s no telling who I will get. Nobody is safe!
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