Originally posted on FatManWriting  |  Last updated 5/23/13
It must suck to be MMA fighter Michael Waylon Lowe. No, not because he sucks or recently got his behind handed to him or anything. Because he tried to use some gel to help him, umm--keep his little fighter fighting longer--and it back fired horribly.Apparently he used the Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel and was burned--literally and badly. Rather than keep the good times rolling the gel burned and scarred the fighter's private parts pretty bad. According to his lawsuit: [He] began to experience excruciating pain and pressure in his penis. He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter. Lowe is seeking $50,000 in damages. This is one of those things where I have to wonder how bad the damage was. For one, the man's junk is suposedly messed up and he is only asking for $50K? Did he not like his junk? I can't think of any man that would put such a small price tag on his family jewel...
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