Found May 07, 2012 on JOCKpost:

Monday Morning Quickie: Eli Manning Does SNL, The Kentucky Derby, Bryce Harper Steals HomeThere’s nothing better then waking up in the morning, and getting what you need quickly and easily. But just in case she isn’t there for you, I am.

Here’s your Monday Morning Quickie…

Eli Manning apparently isn’t retarded. Could have fooled me. Watch him be funny on SNL. [NBC Sports]



The Kansas City Royals gave away George Brett pine tar bats to fans. Mainly because no one actually cares about the current players. [Last Angry Fan]

Bryce Harper is stealing home. And I wanted so badly to hate him. [Deadspin]

Watch the entire Kentucky Derby. [Sports Glory]

Kate Upton says hello. [Coed]

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