Originally written November 02, 2011 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
If the headline didn't catch your attention, you need to read it again. MTV and the Lingerie Football League are partnering to give a fan a chance to tackle one of the Lingerie Football League players during the halftime of the Lingerie Bowl IX. SIGN. ME. UP.

IASID did a feature on the LFL last week. We'll be stuffng the entry box.

But before I start clicking enter repeatedly, I need to ask clarification. What is a "chance" to tackle an LFL player? Is she going to outrun me? No. Will I not be able to tackle her? Ick, that'd be gross. Will she no longer be interested in my body colliding into hers after she sees me? Puh-leeze.

Sure the free trip to Vegas is nice. A stay at the Palms is dandy. Two tickets to the Lingerie Bowl IX is pretty decent. But the selling point for this is laying the wood on a purdy girl wearing shoulder pads and a helmet. Consider this our official entry, MTV. And you can spare us the other expenses...unless she really isn't interested in our bodies colliding after she sees me. If that's the case, I'll be taking full advantage of the VIP Experience.

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