KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Brett Sterbach laughs about it now, or as much as you can laugh when your right thigh gets sliced up like a pan of Rice Krispies Treats.
Time heals all wounds, eventually, even the flesh ones. As Sterbach moves from crutches to hobbling under his own power, all the dude wants is justice, swift and powerful. No, no. Scratch that. Justice and a copy of the full gas station surveillance video -- the director's cut, the PG-13 version, the version in which he goes all Steven Seagal.
The version that includes the footage of him wrestling the knife from an alleged assailant, stabbing him and his pal with their own weapon, then chasing the pair from the gas station like a couple of frightened rabbits.
"I don't really remember all of it; I'm just going by what the officer told me," says Sterbach, the former Shawnee Mission West running back and, evidently, the wrong fella to try and mug. "I was like, 'Let me see that, let me get a copy. I want to post that on Twitter o...