Reyes Anatomy

That doctor from SNY's constantly airing New York State Smokers Quitline commercial — the one who comes into the examining room and tells that poor, haunted guy all the diseases he risks contracting from indulging his filthy habit (kind of like a one-man death panel) — might make a good medical liaison for the Mets. Imagine him opening the door, making his diagnosis and then reappearing to make another and another and another... "You have tears in your left medial collateral ligament and flexor pronator." "You have a right hip impingement." "You have tendinitis behind your right calf." "You have a fractured left pinkie." "You have a bone spur on the back of your right elbow." "You have right shoulder weakness." "You have a bone bruise to your right knee." "You have a torn meniscus in your right knee." "You have a muscle tear in your right thigh." "You have...