Found March 14, 2013 on TheProBasketballTalk:
Just a quick ‘cap this morning, as I was up late visiting Cold One City last night.  All you need to know about the level of snake-bittenness Jacob is experiencing is that Nate Robinson poured in 19 for the Bulls last night (shooting 7-9), and it’s all for poo, as he was on Jacob’s bench.  Wah wah.  And Nobes could have used those sexy stats, as his starting PG (Jeff Teague) decided to take a night off to rest his ovaries.  Patrick Patterson, starting at PF, decided to offer a pick-me-up for ‘ol Jakey-Boy, dumping in a 14-9, with two 3’s, and shooting 6-7 from the field.  It seems a lot of bros on Team Nobes shot out of their asses last night, as they try closing in on FG% for the week.  Whatever. The Kez Train keeps on rolling, not stopping for anyone, and never closing the bar.  D-Wade (21-8), Uncle Jeff Green (20-6-3-2), Marilyn Monroe (13-7-4), even the maligned Enes Kanter, knowing 100% he’s on a one-day contract, dismissed an abysmal first half by plopping...
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